dolemite mouthfucka!

uhler · 02.28.2008, 10:17 PM

does anyone like the movie dolemite? i think it's an amazing piece of cinema myself.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUpDYKRoZ0o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reaAQqW45O8

avantgarde1 · 02.28.2008, 10:31 PM

it's good in a novelty kind of way.

floatingslowly · 02.28.2008, 11:07 PM

a poor man's Shaft!

pbradley · 02.28.2008, 11:16 PM

blaxploitation

been there, done that

uhler · 02.28.2008, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

blaxploitation

been there, done that

there's blaxploitation and then there's dolemite.

pbradley · 02.28.2008, 11:27 PM

and then there was high school in which I got my fill of cult B movies, thank you very much

uhler · 02.28.2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

and then there was high school in which I got my fill of cult B movies, thank you very much

there was that too, but then there was dolemite reappearing many years later.

!@#$%! · 02.29.2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by uhler

does anyone like the movie dolemite? i think it's an amazing piece of cinema myself.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUpDYKRoZ0o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reaAQqW45O8

i liked #2

Sonic Youth 37 · 02.29.2008, 01:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMmbtcxbpc

"pimpin' hoes...like my name was Dolemite"

Perhaps this belongs in the RAP thread...

Rob Instigator · 02.29.2008, 09:51 AM

Dolemite is great fun. There are parts like the outdoor scene where he talks to a junkie for about 5 minutes where you can't uinderstand jack shit. the ending is weird too.

I prefer Truck Turner as a movie better.

Superfly is my favorite though. "If you dont get me my money TO-NIGHT...!"

Shaft is the single most over-rated boring piece of bullshit private dick filmmaking ever. I hate it and I want it dead.

floatingslowly · 02.29.2008, 09:54 AM

Shaft (and the rest of Africa) wants YOU dead too.

Rob Instigator · 02.29.2008, 09:56 AM

BORING!

"shat" sucks!

floatingslowly · 02.29.2008, 10:01 AM

do you SEE the size of Shaft's penis in that picture?

I get a feeling he could beat you over the head and knock you out with it.

besides that.....Shaft gets WAY MORE jigglin' ass than you do. mad respect.

Rob Instigator · 02.29.2008, 10:04 AM

shaft is a tool for the honky white man and you know this!

floatingslowly · 02.29.2008, 10:06 AM

again, I ask you....do you see the size of his penis? nobody fucks with a man who has a 4' penis. NOBODY.

I hope Shaft makes you his bitch with it. no, really, I do.

PS: the honky white man is a tool FOR SHAFT.

mangajunky · 02.29.2008, 10:09 AM

Dolemite shows that overweight average to ugly looking guys can kick ass and get laid just like Hollywood superstars. ...okay - maybe not "just like"...

Bertrand · 02.29.2008, 11:52 AM

I can't remember properly, but there were good moments, especially the ones when he talks and talks and raps, looking pretty happy. The end of the movie is ludicrous. There was a sequel; perhaps slightly er better, if better serves with B minus movies.

My fave blaxploitation flick so far remains The Thing with Two Heads, which ends after a over stretched (still highly enjoyable as it shows the crew had fun) car and moto race http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A
The hero isn't as starlike as Dolemite I admit.

I'd really like to see Black Belt Jones, who's quite a star and practices kung fu - except that he kicks in the balls.
You won't see him kick in the bad boys' brmpfffs in here, but you'll hear his wonderful line ("Woooooo-ooo") and relish the use of music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthp5UBf0TU
Probably more enjoyable than the other link; well, nevermind.

And a little more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDN1T...eature=related

Rob Instigator · 02.29.2008, 11:57 AM

mangajunky · 02.29.2008, 11:58 AM

The Thing with Two Heads? That's Rosie f'n Greer - football star and needlepoint enthusiast. He was awesome!

uhler · 02.29.2008, 10:41 PM

shaft is boring, but has a great soundtrack. i had shaft in africa and it sucked hard, but it has a funny part where he's fighting in a barn or something naked and all of sudden you accidently see his cock pop up and down. i think they didn't mean for that to happen.

02.28.2008, 10:17 PM	#1
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	does anyone like the movie dolemite? i think it's an amazing piece of cinema myself. http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUpDYKRoZ0o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reaAQqW45O8
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avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	it's good in a novelty kind of way. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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02.28.2008, 11:07 PM	#3
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	a poor man's Shaft!
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	blaxploitation been there, done that
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	and then there was high school in which I got my fill of cult B movies, thank you very much
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02.29.2008, 01:44 AM	#9
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMmbtcxbpc "pimpin' hoes...like my name was Dolemite" Perhaps this belongs in the RAP thread... __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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02.29.2008, 09:51 AM	#10
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	Dolemite is great fun. There are parts like the outdoor scene where he talks to a junkie for about 5 minutes where you can't uinderstand jack shit. the ending is weird too. I prefer Truck Turner as a movie better. Superfly is my favorite though. "If you dont get me my money TO-NIGHT...!" Shaft is the single most over-rated boring piece of bullshit private dick filmmaking ever. I hate it and I want it dead. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.29.2008, 09:54 AM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Shaft (and the rest of Africa) wants YOU dead too.
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02.29.2008, 09:56 AM	#12
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	BORING! "shat" sucks! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.29.2008, 10:01 AM	#13
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	do you SEE the size of Shaft's penis in that picture? I get a feeling he could beat you over the head and knock you out with it. besides that.....Shaft gets WAY MORE jigglin' ass than you do. mad respect.
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02.29.2008, 10:04 AM	#14
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	shaft is a tool for the honky white man and you know this! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.29.2008, 10:06 AM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	again, I ask you....do you see the size of his penis? nobody fucks with a man who has a 4' penis. NOBODY. I hope Shaft makes you his bitch with it. no, really, I do. PS: the honky white man is a tool FOR SHAFT.
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02.29.2008, 10:09 AM	#16
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	Dolemite shows that overweight average to ugly looking guys can kick ass and get laid just like Hollywood superstars. ...okay - maybe not "just like"... __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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02.29.2008, 11:52 AM	#17
Bertrand expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rennes, France Posts: 1,273	I can't remember properly, but there were good moments, especially the ones when he talks and talks and raps, looking pretty happy. The end of the movie is ludicrous. There was a sequel; perhaps slightly er better, if better serves with B minus movies. My fave blaxploitation flick so far remains The Thing with Two Heads, which ends after a over stretched (still highly enjoyable as it shows the crew had fun) car and moto race http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A The hero isn't as starlike as Dolemite I admit. I'd really like to see Black Belt Jones, who's quite a star and practices kung fu - except that he kicks in the balls. You won't see him kick in the bad boys' brmpfffs in here, but you'll hear his wonderful line ("Woooooo-ooo") and relish the use of music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthp5UBf0TU Probably more enjoyable than the other link; well, nevermind. And a little more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDN1T...eature=related
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02.29.2008, 11:57 AM	#18
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	__________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.29.2008, 11:58 AM	#19
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	The Thing with Two Heads? That's Rosie f'n Greer - football star and needlepoint enthusiast. He was awesome! __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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02.29.2008, 10:41 PM	#20
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	shaft is boring, but has a great soundtrack. i had shaft in africa and it sucked hard, but it has a funny part where he's fighting in a barn or something naked and all of sudden you accidently see his cock pop up and down. i think they didn't mean for that to happen.
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