11.27.2006, 02:19 PM | #1 |
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...just sat beside me in the computer lab, and the rest of the lab is empty. I've never talked to her though. What should I do? Start talking to her? Show her this thread? Anyway, I gotta wrap this up just in case she looks at the screen
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11.27.2006, 02:21 PM | #2 |
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Talk to her. Don't let her know of your horrific, gruesome emo past. Or your wigger present, for that matter.
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11.27.2006, 02:22 PM | #3 |
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hell yeah talk to her. she sat next to you did she not??????
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11.27.2006, 02:24 PM | #4 |
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i find the pretty art girls really un approachable.
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I'm not a wigger yo. I'm wearing a dress shirt and beige cons, I just really like G-funk. But yeah, she seems really determined to get her assignment complete, I don't know if it's appropriate to bother her, especially since I don't know her
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I'm super shy myself, I approached one at the start of the year because she walked on the bus with a huge "Jesus and Mary Chain" patch on her bag and I complimented it. Other than that, I haven't really brought myself to talk to them.
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11.27.2006, 02:33 PM | #7 |
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furtively unplug her computer off the way and when she asks for help then become her hero.
or get up & say im going to buy a coffee, do you want something? or i dont fucking know. let your gut be the guide. and listen to cheeto-- if he sat next to you well maybe she digs you. or at least doesn't find you repellent-- she would have sat across the room otherwise. |
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11.27.2006, 02:33 PM | #8 |
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furtively unplug her computer off the way and when she asks for help then become her hero.
or get up & say im going to buy a coffee, do you want something? or i dont fucking know. let your gut be the guide. and listen to cheeto-- if he sat next to you well maybe she digs you. or at least doesn't find you repellent-- she would have sat across the room otherwise. |
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11.27.2006, 02:39 PM | #9 | |
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11.27.2006, 02:45 PM | #10 |
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lemme just add:
the natural thing would have been to say hello right when she sat-- at least a nod, you know? the longer you let the time pass the weirder it will get. of course don't push it, wait for a natural break in the situation & then pounce, baby, pounce!! |
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11.27.2006, 02:52 PM | #11 | |
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I recommend the good old 'Do you mind watching my stuff while I go for a piss/ get a coffee'. If it's a coffee, ask if she wants one. Badabing, conversation opened.
Second option is always to just get your cock out, slam it on the table and shout "LUNCHTIME - MAIN COURSE: MY COCK". Never failed me yet, that one.
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11.27.2006, 02:54 PM | #12 | |
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11.27.2006, 02:55 PM | #13 | |
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I do have an enormous penis, that is true. Huuuuuge it is.
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11.27.2006, 02:59 PM | #15 | |
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Ooh, saucer of milk for the guy with the squiggles.
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11.27.2006, 03:04 PM | #16 |
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eye contact.
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11.27.2006, 03:05 PM | #17 |
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well, you cant just go up to her and fuck her...
fall out of your chair, shell then ask you if you're alright and then you start a whole conversation |
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11.27.2006, 03:08 PM | #18 |
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there's this trick to kind of get eye contact... very familiar to me when i was still at high school: drop something, a pencil or something and try to drop it in a way that it rolls to her side or something... =P
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11.27.2006, 03:12 PM | #20 |
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Hey inhuman, like totally like touch her boob when she's not watching.
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