Happy Late Birthday Better_than_you

Better_Than_You · 04.12.2009, 03:31 PM

I NOTICED NONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS MADE YOU A THREAD SO I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT UPON MYSELF TO WISH YOU A HAPPY 18TH FULL OF STRIPPERS AND CIGARS.

(even hayden was late wishing me a happy birthday. but really guys. it's bad enough its late its like a million times worse i'm doing this myself)

davenotdead · 04.12.2009, 03:36 PM

happy birthday girl!

[i get sexual favors for at least being here, and on time]

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.12.2009, 03:38 PM

+1
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hookers_and_blow

davenotdead · 04.12.2009, 03:39 PM

and i brought the cake [with strippers]

ps- congrats, i also discovered that yer my mum.

Rob Instigator · 04.12.2009, 03:42 PM

happy birthdayyyyyyy freak

Antagon · 04.12.2009, 03:46 PM

Happy D.O.B

Better_Than_You · 04.12.2009, 03:53 PM

you're all so sweet.

how am i your mom?? i dont think that this is possible.

davenotdead · 04.12.2009, 03:56 PM

it's Easter. everything's possible.

Derek · 04.12.2009, 04:12 PM

hep b

EVOLghost · 04.12.2009, 05:08 PM

GOAS ADSHKDAJHSk dajhsr lksahdlfkjsahdlkfjshdlkjhsdlfjhsaldkjfhslakjdcsndk hfwiaerhflskazjncl ksd

You need to find a decoder.

DeadDiscoDildo · 04.12.2009, 05:18 PM

I think with a girl like you, everyone else expected someone else to start it.

Better_Than_You · 04.12.2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

GOAS ADSHKDAJHSk dajhsr lksahdlfkjsahdlkfjshdlkjhsdlfjhsaldkjfhslakjdcsndk hfwiaerhflskazjncl ksd

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I was going to send you a card and money for college but I decided to spend it on cheap liquor and imported cigarettes instead. Have a good one!"

You sound just like my father.

EVOLghost · 04.12.2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I was going to send you a card and money for college but I decided to spend it on marijuana and camel cigarettes instead. Have a good one!"

You sound just like my father.

fixed....you mistranslated a couple things there

Dead-Air · 04.12.2009, 11:35 PM

Happy Birthday. I'm actually glad when I was eighteen that girls like you didn't exist. I was frustrated and mind-fucked enough as it was.

stu666 · 04.13.2009, 04:20 AM

Torn Curtain · 04.13.2009, 07:08 AM

Belated happy birthday

floatingslowly · 04.13.2009, 09:16 AM

I didn't miss it. I spent the day in meditation.

sadly, I was so into it, I missed the doorbell when the strippers and cigars showed up.

maybe next year?

Rob Instigator · 04.13.2009, 11:57 AM

iT'S CUZ YR BETTER THAN US

Better_Than_You · 04.16.2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Happy Birthday. I'm actually glad when I was eighteen that girls like you didn't exist. I was frustrated and mind-fucked enough as it was.

!!!

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

joe11121 · 04.16.2009, 04:55 PM

Happy birthday

04.12.2009, 03:31 PM	#1
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	I NOTICED NONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS MADE YOU A THREAD SO I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT UPON MYSELF TO WISH YOU A HAPPY 18TH FULL OF STRIPPERS AND CIGARS. (even hayden was late wishing me a happy birthday. but really guys. it's bad enough its late its like a million times worse i'm doing this myself) __________________ ze space.
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04.12.2009, 03:36 PM	#2
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	happy birthday girl! [i get sexual favors for at least being here, and on time] __________________
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04.12.2009, 03:38 PM	#3
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	+1 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hookers_and_blow __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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04.12.2009, 03:39 PM	#4
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	and i brought the cake [with strippers] ps- congrats, i also discovered that yer my mum. __________________
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04.12.2009, 03:42 PM	#5
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	happy birthdayyyyyyy freak __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.12.2009, 03:46 PM	#6
Antagon invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 2,546	Happy D.O.B __________________
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04.12.2009, 03:53 PM	#7
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	you're all so sweet. how am i your mom?? i dont think that this is possible. __________________ ze space.
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04.12.2009, 03:56 PM	#8
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	it's Easter. everything's possible. __________________
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04.12.2009, 04:12 PM	#9
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	hep b
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04.12.2009, 05:08 PM	#10
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	GOAS ADSHKDAJHSk dajhsr lksahdlfkjsahdlkfjshdlkjhsdlfjhsaldkjfhslakjdcsndk hfwiaerhflskazjncl ksd You need to find a decoder.
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04.12.2009, 05:18 PM	#11
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	I think with a girl like you, everyone else expected someone else to start it.
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04.12.2009, 11:35 PM	#14
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Happy Birthday. I'm actually glad when I was eighteen that girls like you didn't exist. I was frustrated and mind-fucked enough as it was. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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04.13.2009, 04:20 AM	#15
stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,504	__________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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04.13.2009, 07:08 AM	#16
Torn Curtain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: France Posts: 7,997	Belated happy birthday __________________ "Si seulement nous avions le courage des oiseaux qui chantent dans le vent glacé"
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04.13.2009, 09:16 AM	#17
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I didn't miss it. I spent the day in meditation. sadly, I was so into it, I missed the doorbell when the strippers and cigars showed up. maybe next year?
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04.13.2009, 11:57 AM	#18
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	iT'S CUZ YR BETTER THAN US __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.16.2009, 04:55 PM	#20
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Happy birthday
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