I am a domestic goddess

phoenix · 09.04.2007, 06:23 AM

I'm dressed fabulous and I have a coffee cake in the oven which I am baking for the boy to take to work tomorrow and share.

I kind of want to post recepes since I have millions I've made.

but then I can't keep them as secrets for myself.

sonicl · 09.04.2007, 06:23 AM

There's a recipes thread already somewhere.

Recipe thread! YUM!

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Originally Posted by phoenix

Im not sharing my many fabulous recipes. How else am I supposed to woo my men and women???

floatingslowly · 09.04.2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I'm dressed fabulous and I have a coffee cake in the oven which I am baking for the boy to take to work tomorrow and share.

HEY!

you promised me some, and now pantyhead is eating it all.

Everyneurotic · 09.04.2007, 09:58 AM

i won't believe it until i have proof.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I'm dressed fabulous and

pictures please, nigella...

and who is this "boy" also known as "pantyhead," that you speak of?

floatingslowly · 09.04.2007, 10:36 AM

The Thief of Drawers, The Nicker of Knickers, The Make Out Negator and the Mother of All Bogans.

*shakes fist*

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

The Thief of Drawers, The Knicker of Knickers, The Make Out Negator and the Mother of All Bogans.

*shakes fist*

is that your alter-ego, or a real person?

and i thought phoenix was into the ladies--oh sweet ladies. what is she doing with a pantyhead?

ctrl+alt+del?

floatingslowly · 09.04.2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

is that your alter-ego, or a real person?

sadly, I have no alter ego these days (unless you count floatingslowly).

besides, it would be a long drive to pick up my coffee cake.

were I Mr. Pantyhead, you surely would never read her posts bemoaning "why does he say I'm tired when I'm naked on top".

just sayin'.

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Originally Posted by !%$#@!

what is she doing with a pantyhead?

I've yet to get a suitable answer on this myself.

brace yrself, I'm sure it's coming.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 10:47 AM

i know what she's planning-- feed him tofu & grow him manboobs.

hey ploy was exposed in the recipe thread.

do you think after enough tofu they will make a hot lesbian couple?

(i wouldn't mind seeing nigella + rachael ray in a passionate *cough* "embrace")

floatingslowly · 09.04.2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

(i wouldn't mind seeing nigella + rachael ray in a passionate *cough* "embrace")

off topic: I was flipping through stations yesterday and Nigella was on. I thought to myself "damn she's hot", then I thought "I bet !@#$%! is watching". no joke.

on topic: I have no idea what she has planned. I just wished that it involved Amerikkka. long distance is a bitch imo.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

off topic: I was flipping through stations yesterday and Nigella was on. I thought to myself "damn she's hot", then I thought "I bet !@#$%! is watching". no joke.

on topic: I have no idea what she has planned. I just wished that it involved Amerikkka. long distance is a bitch imo.

well, there's always photoshop...

floatingslowly · 09.04.2007, 11:31 AM

I'd buy that for a dollar.

can Rachael Ray be on top?

jon boy · 09.04.2007, 11:43 AM

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'd buy that for a dollar.

can Rachael Ray be on top?

top?

oh, i imagine an endless undulation of dark hair, tongues and legs.

but sure, i guess.

floatingslowly · 09.04.2007, 11:54 AM

who needs pr0n when there's the Food Network???

there's something dead sexy about hot women making fancy feasts.

although, I have to admit, I find it hard to concentrate on whatever it is they might be cooking.

I have to cover the top 3/4's of this picture to even SEE the bowl of grapes.

Cantankerous · 09.04.2007, 04:08 PM

ooh we have something in common.
i'm making a big ol pot of spaghetti. AND i am dressed fabulously.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'd buy that for a dollar.

can Rachael Ray be on top?

rachael ray is annoying and gross. she is not a chef, she is a TV personality.
nigella is a hot bitch though.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

ooh we have something in common.
i'm making a big ol pot of spaghetti. AND i am dressed fabulously.

rachael ray is annoying and gross. she is not a chef, she is a TV personality.
nigella is a hot bitch though.

eat cankers, eat.

rachael ray is not gross-- and she may be annoying, but with a canoli-stuffed mouth there's not much she could go on about.

Cantankerous · 09.04.2007, 04:17 PM

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eat cankers, eat.

rachael ray is not gross-- and she may be annoying, but with a canoli-stuffed mouth there's not much she could go on about.

she has jiggly arms. she's okay looking in the face i guess.

I DO EAT.

jon boy · 09.04.2007, 04:18 PM

i dont understand the attractiveness if nigela lawson. she is just a bit plain and penickity for me. plus she is way too curvy.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

she has jiggly arms. she's okay looking in the face i guess.

I DO EAT.

good! add something good to your pasta.

i don't know about her arms, but she's a shorty, and a little thick, and has a nice pair of boobs, and hm, yeah, i like that. lucky for me i don't watch tv so i don't get annoyed by her tv presence, but i've noticed there's a magazine in the supermakets with her picture on it every time. wtf is up with that?

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,670	i know what she's planning-- feed him tofu & grow him manboobs. hey ploy was exposed in the recipe thread. do you think after enough tofu they will make a hot lesbian couple? (i wouldn't mind seeing nigella + rachael ray in a passionate cough "embrace")
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	who needs pr0n when there's the Food Network??? there's something dead sexy about hot women making fancy feasts. although, I have to admit, I find it hard to concentrate on whatever it is they might be cooking. I have to cover the top 3/4's of this picture to even SEE the bowl of grapes.
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