[davenotdead]

If I were Lizzy Caplan’s tits I wouldn’t feel so blue
You’d look for me on Google and you’d image search Yahoo
You wouldn’t rest a second ‘til you somehow tracked me down
But I’m not Lizzy Caplan’s tits; you don’t know I’m around

If I were Lizzy Caplan’s tits I’d surely make you smile
You’d look at me each morning and you’d save me to a file
You wouldn’t once forget me, you would seek and you’d persist
But I’m not Lizzy Caplan’s tits; you don’t know I exist

I could be Sienna topless
Or the vag that Britney flashed
But I’m certain once you searched for those
They’d only end up trashed

No, if I had it all to do again here’s what I’d be
The one thing that I know for sure would make you look for me
Instead of this pathetic creature lacking looks and wits
I would be so happy to be Lizzy Caplan’s tits




wish i had written it

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

sometimes i like to pretend that i have tits. really big tits, you know? I have a very long tongue and can actually lick my own nipples. having tits would just make it so much sweeter. i would like to lick yr tits too, davenotdead? will you please pm me pictures of yr chest? i mean this. i've always want to have sex with someone with curly hair like yours. it looks very soft. can i touch it? i want you inside my mouth. i imagine that you taste like the sea. very salty.

 

fuck. that made my skin crawl. yr a sick fucker and need help.

[davenotdead]

did i miss that post? i don't recall cybering with verme, so i d k

[knox]

that was hot.

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

did i miss that post? i don't recall cybering with verme, so i d k

sometimes, you have to be very fast to catch him.

and...I remember it. you guys weren't very secret about it.

drink less ice, bro.

[davenotdead]

yeah i need to cut back on the ice.

need to exercise more.

 

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

Lizzy Caplan's tits are extraordinary. That poem brought a tear to my cock.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

wish i had written it

you mean you wish you were a depressed, lovesick teenage girl?





if so, you'd have to shave. a lot.

[westernquinoxrox]

any1 that licks this pome is a racist PIG
FUCK U

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

i never shave. never have. never will. i like to braid my pubic region into a rope and do squats on anthills. the ants crawl inside me and bite be from the inside. i never scream. until i pee ant heads. you would be shocked to know that even when drowning they can still pinch and bite. its the biting that i like most. sometimes in the winter when there are no ants, i use to lie inside bed by fire, masturbate and think about the inside of my penis and butthole inside their tiny jaws and ant throats. always eating.

fucking hell....STOP.

[atsonicpark]

I like to fingerpaint pictures of Mr. T with my vomit.

[knox]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

fucking hell....STOP.

now thats a poem.
now thats literature.
now that sets my heart on fire.

[deflinus]

lizzy caplan looks pretty hot in the new episode of party down

awesome show by the way. great episode. finale next weekkk

[EVOLghost]

that poem...is beautiful.