[Пятхъдесят Шест]

I wouldn't know what to do with that thing.

Sometimes I try to counter their music with my own. But honestly, whats the point?

I'm just mad they never invite me.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

I wouldn't know what to do with that thing.

Sometimes I try to counter their music with my own. But honestly, whats the point?

I'm just mad they never invite me.

you need to watch trainspotting. especially that scene where sickboy has a "theery".

[Пятхъдесят Шест]

I have seen that, a while back. I don't remember this 'theery' though. Of course, it was like watching a film in a foreign language, even though it was my language.

Reminds of the new guy at work from Jamaica. My, that is a whole new take on English.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

I have seen that, a while back. I don't remember this 'theery' though. Of course, it was like watching a film in a foreign language, even though it was my language.

Reminds of the new guy at work from Jamaica. My, that is a whole new take on English.

they are on a park shooting people w/ a bbgun and sickboy sez "i have a theery" and says some crap & renton sez "that's yer theeery?". yeah i didn't understand much but i think sickboy shoots a dog & the dog attacks someone. or something.

lemme look....

bingo:

Sick Boy: It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What do you mean?
Sick Boy: Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed...
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Some of his solo stuff's not bad.
Sick Boy: No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: So who else?
Sick Boy: Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley...
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy: That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
Sick Boy: Yeah.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's your theory?
Sick Boy: Yeah. Beautifully fucking illustrated.

[HaydenAsche]

"That means fuck all. The sympathy vote."

I love that line.

[Пятхъдесят Шест]

I certainly don't remember that, funny as it may be.

On a related note. My dad has a bb gun for the sole purpose of shooting the rabbits that frequent his garden.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I receive death threats from my neighbours on a regular basis because of the volume i play music at. I'm never so kind to them. Does anyone have the same problem. I'm not rock n roll. Just deaf.

that's rad.

fuck earplugs!!!!!

[Jt]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i hope you mean "the joys of owning a bb gun & using it furtively"

 

Not a bad piece of kit, really. I've got an AK47 replica full-auto, 850 rounds-per-minute airsoft rifle. It... does the job.

[lucyrulesok]

we've had some weird neighbours. in my old block there was this poor old schizophrenic woman living above us and she always used to come and knock on my brother's window asking him if random things she'd found were his. downstairs from us lived this 50-something man and his ancient aunt. he was the rector at the local church. i flooded their house once (hangover/bath incident) and i went down to help them clear up and they had piles of junk everywhere, like old clothes and toys and saucepans and stuff, it was really weird. this man was engaged to some harpy (known as dog-face by the old, practically blind aunt), and i knocked an old vest off one of the piles of junk and it went in the water, and she had a massive go at me about how it was 'ruined'. weird. on other occasions we had to call the police because he used to beat up the old lady, which was really horrible.

now we live next door to a family of about 100 chavs, but they're quite nice and invited me to a barbeque yesterday.

[jon boy]

i never see my neighbours but i do occaisionaly hear them in a not very nice way.

did you go the the barbeque lucy? i can imagine it would actually be kinda fun.

that earlier picture of harold bishop in a leather/pvc shirt has really disturbed me.

[lucyrulesok]

Originally Posted by jon boy

i never see my neighbours but i do occaisionaly hear them in a not very nice way.

there there

[jon boy]

thanks i feel 22% better.

[MellySingsDoom]

I get on with my current immediate neighbour OK. the last couple of tenants were pikey cunts who deserve even now to be publicly disemboweled and shat upon.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I live in the country. Not a problem.

[SynthethicalY]

When they play their crappy music, I usually counteract by putting Confusion is Sex. I never got into a fight with my neighbors. They are all cunts, but thank god I am a reclusive fuck who won't go out. I am pale.

[ALIEN ANAL]

haha
'i am pale'

yeh mee too

[Tokolosh]

My neighbor is a very sexy nurse. I don't see her much, 'cause she normally works on the night shift. Oh well.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I receive death threats from my neighbours on a regular basis because of the volume i play music at. I'm never so kind to them. Does anyone have the same problem. I'm not rock n roll. Just deaf.

death threats!!

porkie, gimmie their names and addresses and i'll give em fuckin death threats (although be warned, yr street might be closed off for a morning while police come the realise that the "washing power" i posted to em is not actually anthrax)


no i dont have this problem with neighbours (i'm much more of a Home and Away fan anyways!)
no but really, i think my neighbours think i'm the bad-tempered bollox in the estate and because of that they leave me alone.