Klausness - Page 2

demonrail666 · 04.21.2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

Klaus Kinski in Jesus Christus Erlöser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWe0...%20in%20action

It's in german, but you'll feel the virility

Here's the same clip, subtitled. Amazingly insane!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBDEQe9CjOU&mode=related&search=kinski%20i n%20action

demonrail666 · 04.21.2007, 10:08 AM

And then, of course, Klaus replaces Jack in The Shining!

luxinterior · 04.21.2007, 10:31 AM

I would like to see Klaus replace Michael Jordan in Space Jam.

!@#$%! · 04.21.2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

3. Klaus playing Jesus in The Passion.

i suspect luxinterior is not going to like your post, ha ha

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oh shit oh shit-- i thought you meant the last temptation of christ-- that mel gibson piece of shit is so outside my consciousness it didnt even register at first & the peter gabriel soundtack is clled "passion" i think & i just woke up. so i thought you were calling for willem dafoe to be replaced. ha ha.

i need breakfast.

luxinterior · 04.21.2007, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i thought you were calling for willem dafoe to be replaced. ha ha.

Well it's a DAMN GOOD THING HE WASN'T. I would've stormed out of this thread by now I suspect.

noumenal · 04.21.2007, 11:11 AM

He would have been good as Beethoven in Immortal Beloved.

demonrail666 · 04.21.2007, 11:46 AM

The dad in American Pie

luxinterior · 04.21.2007, 11:54 AM

It's on Comedy Central right now. Another one of those movies that I've seen more times than is probably necessary.

demonrail666 · 04.21.2007, 11:57 AM

Hip Priest · 04.22.2007, 11:26 AM

If Klaus Kinski is reading this thread, he'll probably be distressed to discover that there are three films that he hasn't managed to appear in. Anyway, here's three already very good films that he would have suited:

Rosenkrantz and Guildernstern Are Dead - as the theatre troupe leader. perhaps?
Jesus Of Montreal - as one of the actors.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Iain · 04.22.2007, 11:35 AM

Can you even access the internet from beyond the grave?

Hip Priest · 04.22.2007, 11:40 AM

I don't see why not. I certainly hope so, as more online time is high on my list of afterlife activity plans.

!@#$%! · 04.22.2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

I don't see why not. I certainly hope so, as more online time is high on my list of afterlife activity plans.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

thanks for that.

Iain · 04.22.2007, 11:56 AM

Hehe. Yes indeed.

I hope you don't think I was actually being an arse. I just avoided using a smiley because I find them hateful.

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	And then, of course, Klaus replaces Jack in The Shining!
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	I would like to see Klaus replace Michael Jordan in Space Jam. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	He would have been good as Beethoven in Immortal Beloved.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	The dad in American Pie
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	It's on Comedy Central right now. Another one of those movies that I've seen more times than is probably necessary. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	If Klaus Kinski is reading this thread, he'll probably be distressed to discover that there are three films that he hasn't managed to appear in. Anyway, here's three already very good films that he would have suited: Rosenkrantz and Guildernstern Are Dead - as the theatre troupe leader. perhaps? Jesus Of Montreal - as one of the actors. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I don't see why not. I certainly hope so, as more online time is high on my list of afterlife activity plans. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Hehe. Yes indeed. I hope you don't think I was actually being an arse. I just avoided using a smiley because I find them hateful.
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