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Old 08.11.2009, 12:18 AM   #1
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:23 AM   #2
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I had a glow in the dark dildo that I used on the old lady, but if we are indeed breaking up.. I mean, I'm not going to be using it on another chick... so I'm trying to figure out what to do with it.. I'm thinking of making a bizarre art piece out of it..
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:26 AM   #3
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Sell it to a head shop. Express that it's used.
Replace a lamp base with it.
Use it as a glowstick at raves.
Use it as a backscratcher.
Use it as a loofah.
Use it as a cooking utensil.
Tell a small child it is a glow in the dark bludgeoning tool.
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:29 AM   #4
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I had a glow in the dark dildo that I used on the old lady, but if we are indeed breaking up.. I mean, I'm not going to be using it on another chick... so I'm trying to figure out what to do with it.. I'm thinking of making a bizarre art piece out of it..
Use it on yourself.
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:31 AM   #5
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Yeah, I might. I've always wanted to stick it up my ass, honestly. But I've refrained since I use it on the old lady... Because even if I, you know, clean it really well (and I do clean it after every use), there's still some microscopic anus germs on it so yeah.

But I wouldn't mind having her vagina and anus germs in my anus so I'll probably just regift it to myself. Haha. Lube up a nice glow in the dark dildo, shove it up my ass, and jerk off. Sounds like a part-ay!

I've also always kinda wanted to suck a dick. I think I'd be good at it. My dick is big enough where it can reach my mouth. The head of it at least. So I licked the head of my dick once for fun. It didn't feel good. But still. I think I might see if I can deep throat it. It's about the same length as my actual penis length (a little over 7 inches). Pretty fun. I dunno, I'll just have fun with it. It was only $20. Cheap-ass dildo dick.

If all else fails, the rave glowstick suggestion is quite good.
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:32 AM   #6
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:33 AM   #7
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haha.

I've always kinda wanted to post a picture of my dick but I always felt like it'd be out of context and rude.

I need to start an official "picture of atsonicpark's dick" thread. I wonder how much rep (from both sides) I'd get for that one. Hell, maybe even a marriage proposal would come out of it (from, uh, both sides)...
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:35 AM   #8
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Old 08.11.2009, 12:39 AM   #9
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Old 08.11.2009, 04:22 AM   #10
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I'd love to see some abstract pictures of your glowing asshole or something. Or a video that you could chop to bits and reassemble into a masterpiece.
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Old 08.11.2009, 04:23 AM   #11
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Old 08.11.2009, 04:28 AM   #12
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Old 08.11.2009, 04:29 AM   #13
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Old 08.11.2009, 04:29 AM   #14
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I had a glow in the dark dildo that I used on the old lady, but if we are indeed breaking up.. I mean, I'm not going to be using it on another chick... so I'm trying to figure out what to do with it.. I'm thinking of making a bizarre art piece out of it..

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Old 08.11.2009, 11:36 AM   #15
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My dick is big enough where it can reach my mouth. The head of it at least. So I licked the head of my dick once for fun. It didn't feel good. But still. I think I might see if I can deep throat it.
gawd bless the internet.

without it, you would be stuck, in yr basement, silently sucking yr own dick.

or maybe, not so silently (you might make slurping noises) but certainly you would be without words.


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Old 08.11.2009, 11:39 AM   #16
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gawd bless the internet.

without it, you would be stuck, in yr basement, silently sucking yr own dick.

or maybe, not so silently (you might make slurping noises) but certainly you would be without words.


ps: no fucking wonder you like Tool!

if men could suck their own dicks the internet would be dead.
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Old 08.11.2009, 11:42 AM   #17
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and i luv u for it.

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Old 08.11.2009, 11:45 AM   #18
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Old 08.11.2009, 10:33 PM   #19
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Use it as a glowstick at raves.

this. now.
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Old 08.11.2009, 11:12 PM   #20
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