08.11.2009, 12:18 AM | #1 |
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Sorry, it had to be done.
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08.11.2009, 12:23 AM | #2 |
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I had a glow in the dark dildo that I used on the old lady, but if we are indeed breaking up.. I mean, I'm not going to be using it on another chick... so I'm trying to figure out what to do with it.. I'm thinking of making a bizarre art piece out of it..
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08.11.2009, 12:26 AM | #3 |
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Sell it to a head shop. Express that it's used.
Replace a lamp base with it. Use it as a glowstick at raves. Use it as a backscratcher. Use it as a loofah. Use it as a cooking utensil. Tell a small child it is a glow in the dark bludgeoning tool. |
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08.11.2009, 12:29 AM | #4 | |
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08.11.2009, 12:31 AM | #5 |
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Yeah, I might. I've always wanted to stick it up my ass, honestly. But I've refrained since I use it on the old lady... Because even if I, you know, clean it really well (and I do clean it after every use), there's still some microscopic anus germs on it so yeah.
But I wouldn't mind having her vagina and anus germs in my anus so I'll probably just regift it to myself. Haha. Lube up a nice glow in the dark dildo, shove it up my ass, and jerk off. Sounds like a part-ay! I've also always kinda wanted to suck a dick. I think I'd be good at it. My dick is big enough where it can reach my mouth. The head of it at least. So I licked the head of my dick once for fun. It didn't feel good. But still. I think I might see if I can deep throat it. It's about the same length as my actual penis length (a little over 7 inches). Pretty fun. I dunno, I'll just have fun with it. It was only $20. Cheap-ass dildo dick. If all else fails, the rave glowstick suggestion is quite good. |
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08.11.2009, 12:32 AM | #6 |
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pix or it didn't happen
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08.11.2009, 12:33 AM | #7 |
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haha.
I've always kinda wanted to post a picture of my dick but I always felt like it'd be out of context and rude. I need to start an official "picture of atsonicpark's dick" thread. I wonder how much rep (from both sides) I'd get for that one. Hell, maybe even a marriage proposal would come out of it (from, uh, both sides)... |
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08.11.2009, 12:35 AM | #8 |
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08.11.2009, 12:39 AM | #9 |
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08.11.2009, 04:22 AM | #10 |
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I'd love to see some abstract pictures of your glowing asshole or something. Or a video that you could chop to bits and reassemble into a masterpiece.
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08.11.2009, 04:23 AM | #11 |
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angela I like you, you're funny
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08.11.2009, 04:28 AM | #12 |
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I like you too, you're drunk and cute.
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08.11.2009, 04:29 AM | #13 |
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:3 I'm often drunk on here.
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