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View Poll Results: which sword
the sword of omens (thundercars) 2 11.76%
hattori hanzo (kill bill) 4 23.53%
excalibur 3 17.65%
other (pork sword included) 8 47.06%
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Old 05.19.2010, 04:22 PM   #41
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ps. I also thought you'd give yer pork sword a clever name.


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Old 05.19.2010, 04:34 PM   #42
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even lightsabers require that their force-crystals be attuned/aligned to the specific force emanations of the user.

you can't just "pick one up".

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I know, when did I ever say otherwise. Im just saying. It's unstoppable, and I picked up all the best crystals in the kynrath caves my man...you do not want to know how powerful mine is.

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Old 05.19.2010, 04:50 PM   #43
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star wars dies the moment the word Midichlorians was uttered.

Every fanboy should have shat their pants and renounced George Lucas' bullshit.
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Old 05.19.2010, 05:01 PM   #44
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star wars dies the moment the word Midichlorians was uttered.

Every fanboy should have shat their pants and renounced George Lucas' bullshit.

I thought is was the day Samuel L. Jackson stepped on set?
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Old 05.19.2010, 05:04 PM   #45
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Old 05.19.2010, 05:45 PM   #46
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Old 05.19.2010, 05:51 PM   #47
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Pork swords are fictional right?!?
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Old 05.19.2010, 06:11 PM   #48
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The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Old 05.19.2010, 06:15 PM   #49
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star wars dies the moment the word Midichlorians was uttered.

Every fanboy should have shat their pants and renounced George Lucas' bullshit.

True, which is why we enjoy what came before.

Actually, KOTOR is what got me back into Star Wars after the new movies turned me off.
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Old 05.19.2010, 09:05 PM   #50
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sephiroths masamune is better imo
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Old 05.19.2010, 09:18 PM   #51
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buahahhaa! hell yeah!


You can't beat a gigantic sword filled with the power of dead evil spirits. This is the only giant sword I would wield. I'm more fond of thinner blades...like samurai swords...

I'm generally fond of thinner blades as well, mainly in that they can be wielded more artfully. But Guts has his enormous slab of iron that he wields with great ease. And, a subtle difference, but I more so understood it as being stained by the thousands of evil spirits he'd slain, over time becoming tempered by their very evil.


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ps. I also thought you'd give yer pork sword a clever name.


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It has no name, but an insignia: the trampled rose.
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Old 05.19.2010, 09:19 PM   #52
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The pen is mightier than the sword.

I take it you've obviously never tried to fend off a legion of orks with a biro.
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Old 05.19.2010, 09:26 PM   #53
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I take it you've obviously never tried to fend off a legion of orks with a biro.

Too busy sipping from a teeming cup of his father's urine to look up and take notice of the looming orc threat. They're riding through our streets on the backs of wolves and Keeping It Simple has a mustache of frothy piss.
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Old 05.19.2010, 09:33 PM   #54
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I'm generally fond of thinner blades as well, mainly in that they can be wielded more artfully. But Guts has his enormous slab of iron that he wields with great ease. And, a subtle difference, but I more so understood it as being stained by the thousands of evil spirits he'd slain, over time becoming tempered by their very evil.

must spread rep.


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Old 05.19.2010, 09:39 PM   #55
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peace is a lie, there is only passion.
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through strength, I gain power.
through power, I gain victory.
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Old 05.19.2010, 09:41 PM   #56
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Too busy sipping from a teeming cup of his father's urine to look up and take notice of the looming orc threat. They're riding through our streets on the backs of wolves and Keeping It Simple has a mustache of frothy piss.

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Old 05.19.2010, 10:25 PM   #57
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That was before Bastila.

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