Yo mama. - Page 2

EVOLghost · 05.18.2010, 08:33 PM

^ lolwut?

HaydenAsche · 05.18.2010, 08:48 PM

I hope this thread lives forever.

space · 05.20.2010, 06:39 PM

Yo mama so into ritualized gangbangs with taxi-drivers that her pussy's seen more road-side bombs than Kandahar.

space · 05.20.2010, 09:57 PM

Yo mama listens to so much ICP that she went half on the $300 tab to Juggalo Fest with Dr. F., but since she plans to fuck the "band" she won't be staying in his tent; instead, it's Faygo douches all weekend long as she trains one painted face after another.

deflinus · 05.20.2010, 11:37 PM

space · 05.20.2010, 11:41 PM

Yo mama had so many breast lifts that her nipples leave marks on the ceiling; or at least they used to, until that accident with the fan that left her with nothing but twin elongated stumps that now create wide trails the could accomodate a boy scout troop (if boy scouts gave out badges for walking upside down).

pbradley · 05.21.2010, 01:58 AM

Yo mama is so-so that she asked you if you had any clothes that needed washing before she started a new load.

Fuck you, this is meta-humor. META.

vulva · 05.21.2010, 02:17 AM

Classic Comeback

pbradley · 05.21.2010, 02:19 AM

Yo mama had such a good comeback that, in the morning, she was all superman ho.

space · 05.21.2010, 03:06 AM

Yo mama is very nice lady.

ni'k · 05.21.2010, 03:08 AM

your momma is such a slut that when when you ate her out it was like drinking your dad, uncle and grandads cum milkshake?

AMIDOINITRITE?

vulva · 05.21.2010, 03:13 AM

incineration!!!

pbradley · 05.21.2010, 03:13 AM

Would that include half uncles?

ni'k · 05.21.2010, 03:39 AM

only the bottom half.

pbradley · 05.21.2010, 03:41 AM

The whole adopted portion of my mother's side is pretty funny. All S.S. Nazis, Hollywood screenwriters, and hippies. I envy their chaos.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.21.2010, 12:16 PM

Yo mama gets around more than Brian Wilson.

space · 05.21.2010, 12:58 PM

Yo mama is such a nazi hippie screenwriter that whenever she hugs a tree, Mein Kampf - the miniseries rains onto the forest floor, in a shower of leaves that smell as much of patchoulli as they do burning jews and cocaine.

Better_Than_Deux · 05.21.2010, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space

Yo mama is such a nazi hippie screenwriter that whenever she hugs a tree, Mein Kampf - the miniseries rains onto the forest floor, in a shower of leaves that smell as much of patchoulli as they do burning jews and cocaine.

you are the insult master

space · 07.26.2010, 12:20 AM

yo mama once fucked an entire trailer-park full of carnies while listening to a mix of dream pop on cassette; before it was time to flip the tape over, fourty-seven corn dogs, five "admit one" tickets, a prophylactic balloon animal in the shape of a pitbull, a slightly-used METALLICA 'incense burner' and a new baby sister named Keeping It Simple were all up inside her.

only the sister came out.

ann ashtray · 07.26.2010, 12:30 AM

Yo mama so fat + ugly, the only thing that'll climb up in her grilled cheese is KIS.

05.18.2010, 08:33 PM	#21
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	^ lolwut?
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05.18.2010, 08:48 PM	#22
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I hope this thread lives forever. __________________ rip
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05.20.2010, 06:39 PM	#23
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	Yo mama so into ritualized gangbangs with taxi-drivers that her pussy's seen more road-side bombs than Kandahar.
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05.20.2010, 09:57 PM	#24
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	Yo mama listens to so much ICP that she went half on the $300 tab to Juggalo Fest with Dr. F., but since she plans to fuck the "band" she won't be staying in his tent; instead, it's Faygo douches all weekend long as she trains one painted face after another.
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05.20.2010, 11:37 PM	#25
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737
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05.20.2010, 11:41 PM	#26
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	Yo mama had so many breast lifts that her nipples leave marks on the ceiling; or at least they used to, until that accident with the fan that left her with nothing but twin elongated stumps that now create wide trails the could accomodate a boy scout troop (if boy scouts gave out badges for walking upside down).
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05.21.2010, 01:58 AM	#27
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Yo mama is so-so that she asked you if you had any clothes that needed washing before she started a new load. Fuck you, this is meta-humor. META.
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05.21.2010, 02:17 AM	#28
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	Classic Comeback __________________ "The mind splits open and the world falls in." -- Euripides
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05.21.2010, 02:19 AM	#29
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Yo mama had such a good comeback that, in the morning, she was all superman ho.
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05.21.2010, 03:06 AM	#30
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	Yo mama is very nice lady.
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05.21.2010, 03:08 AM	#31
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	your momma is such a slut that when when you ate her out it was like drinking your dad, uncle and grandads cum milkshake? AMIDOINITRITE?
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05.21.2010, 03:13 AM	#32
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	incineration!!! __________________ "The mind splits open and the world falls in." -- Euripides
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05.21.2010, 03:39 AM	#34
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	only the bottom half.
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05.21.2010, 03:41 AM	#35
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	The whole adopted portion of my mother's side is pretty funny. All S.S. Nazis, Hollywood screenwriters, and hippies. I envy their chaos.
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05.21.2010, 12:16 PM	#36
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Yo mama gets around more than Brian Wilson.
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05.21.2010, 12:58 PM	#37
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	Yo mama is such a nazi hippie screenwriter that whenever she hugs a tree, Mein Kampf - the miniseries rains onto the forest floor, in a shower of leaves that smell as much of patchoulli as they do burning jews and cocaine.
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07.26.2010, 12:20 AM	#39
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	yo mama once fucked an entire trailer-park full of carnies while listening to a mix of dream pop on cassette; before it was time to flip the tape over, fourty-seven corn dogs, five "admit one" tickets, a prophylactic balloon animal in the shape of a pitbull, a slightly-used METALLICA 'incense burner' and a new baby sister named Keeping It Simple were all up inside her. only the sister came out.
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07.26.2010, 12:30 AM	#40
ann ashtray expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Macon, GA Posts: 2,299	Yo mama so fat + ugly, the only thing that'll climb up in her grilled cheese is KIS. __________________ Team Thurston!
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