What law would I be breaking if I took a crap on my boss's desk? - Page 2

floatingslowly · 03.31.2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by joe11121

pfft. It probably would be too.

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma.

Silent Dan Speaks · 03.31.2009, 09:12 PM

Any of you ever read Temp Slave? I'm borrowing the "best of" book from my professor. It's full of great ways to rip off the place you work.

joe11121 · 03.31.2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma.

That is so gross

jon boy · 03.31.2009, 10:41 PM

the law of not being rock n roll!

Kloriel · 03.31.2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma.

to hell with the zoo, let me date that beast.

static-harmony · 03.31.2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

to hell with the zoo, let me date that beast.

Bestiality ftw!!!

Kloriel · 04.01.2009, 12:10 AM

i believe he was talking about an eskimo woman, but i could be wrong. in any case, i don't fuck animals. unless they are eskimo women pretending to be animals. then ohhh ho ho.

blunderbuss · 04.01.2009, 03:55 AM

I don't think you would be breaking any law (except indecent exposure, maybe?), but you would probably be breaking a company rule.

pbradley · 04.01.2009, 03:58 AM

I think it just might be a fire-able offense.

Just maybe.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.01.2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

ladies & gentlemen, we have a desk crapping thread.

excellent.

I'm no lawyer, scientist, doctor, or any profession really that automatically conveys authoritative knowledge, but say for instance your work has a vending machine or certain brand of coffee or something. The CSI: T&B's Workplace (I'd watch this show), would be able to match your fecal matter to your favorite lunch break snack.

p.s.
aside note, thanks to Such, i've finally found a quote for a sig.

oh

EVOLghost · 04.01.2009, 02:08 PM

If you do it in front of your boss, then yes...I think it as sexual harassment...

Kegmama · 04.01.2009, 04:20 PM

T&B's full of shit. Unfortunately though, he is not going to extract some of that shit out on her desk, we are stuck having to read about it and visually imagine how fucking fantastic it would be... But, if you do, please deposit it in a drawer and make it squirt out like a soft serve ice cream cone. Thank you.

joe11121 · 04.01.2009, 05:27 PM

You know what, you should do it! + eat lots of beans/mexican whatever makes you shit more, and just go for it!

terminal pharmacy · 04.01.2009, 06:23 PM

you wouldn't be breaking the law of gravity

Toilet & Bowels · 04.01.2009, 06:46 PM

or the laws of nature

my boss wasn't in today so i didn't feel angry enough to do it

demonrail666 · 04.01.2009, 06:48 PM

terminal pharmacy · 04.01.2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

or the laws of nature

my boss wasn't in today so i didn't feel angry enough to do it

why don't you just lay a big steamer on her doorstep rather than on her desk..... it is more personal if it is at her home....

or

you could just seduce her and have angry sex instead....

then lay one on her desk after...

just go tottaly insane

why the hell not.......

Toilet & Bowels · 04.01.2009, 07:10 PM

i wouldn't be able to get an erection if i tried to bone her

demonrail666 · 04.01.2009, 07:36 PM

"JUST DO IT!"

03.31.2009, 09:12 PM	#22
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Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	i believe he was talking about an eskimo woman, but i could be wrong. in any case, i don't fuck animals. unless they are eskimo women pretending to be animals. then ohhh ho ho. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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04.01.2009, 03:55 AM	#28
blunderbuss invito al cielo Join Date: May 2008 Location: UK Posts: 2,526	I don't think you would be breaking any law (except indecent exposure, maybe?), but you would probably be breaking a company rule.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I think it just might be a fire-able offense. Just maybe.
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04.01.2009, 02:08 PM	#31
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	If you do it in front of your boss, then yes...I think it as sexual harassment...
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Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	T&B's full of shit. Unfortunately though, he is not going to extract some of that shit out on her desk, we are stuck having to read about it and visually imagine how fucking fantastic it would be... But, if you do, please deposit it in a drawer and make it squirt out like a soft serve ice cream cone. Thank you. __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	You know what, you should do it! + eat lots of beans/mexican whatever makes you shit more, and just go for it!
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terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	you wouldn't be breaking the law of gravity
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	or the laws of nature my boss wasn't in today so i didn't feel angry enough to do it
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	i wouldn't be able to get an erection if i tried to bone her
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