[jon boy]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Whoa!!! This is going too fast now, it's getting hard to control!

thats what marc bolan said.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why do you smell like my wife's perfume??

no i smell like your aftershave.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

mark this well, sonicl, she has a way of creeping up on TOP POSTERS.

I have sarramkrop creeping up on me at the moment, I can't protect myself on two flanks.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by jon boy

no i smell like your aftershave.

Nice burn.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

but....I don't use aftershave!

well i did sit in your favourite seat and smoke your pipe while drinking from your favourite mug.

[sonicl]

Quick, keep posting, it's slowing down again!

[sonicl]

Is it true that they're trying to pass legislation to ban pipes in Alabama?

[jon boy]

bugger! well another time perhaps another time.

[sonicl]

That's outrageous. I hope you tarred and feather'd the blighter.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Is it true that they're trying to pass legislation to ban pipes in Alabama?

Technically yes, but they mean "pipes" as in indoor plumbing. They feel that such a thing is snooty and high-falootin', and they want none of it. They'll leave that for upper-crusty, old-money, northern east coast Democrats.
Salt of the earth.

[sonicl]

Warmth is the Devil's work, you know.

[sonicl]

We have a septic tank at work.

Anyway, I'm off now, I'm going swimming.

If this thread has gone so fast considering the amount of old bags posting on here, imagine what it would have been like if some of the younger ones were in charge. Crack.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

septic tanks are dirty business.

this girl at my last job (let's call her Big County [because that's what they call her]) lives out in....*gasp* the country, and she has to have a septic system instead of PIPES that go down to the sewer.

well....somehow, her daughter fell through a hole in the ground INTO the septic tank and was stuck there for hours.

let this be a lesson to you Alabama. you ban pipes and I will consider you TAINTED for life.

country, not county.

and nuh uh. that didn't happen.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

The only other board I post on is a local one where most of the people know each other in meatspace. That one's pretty damn fast, but it doesn't really make any sense unless you currently live or used to live in Minneapolis.

PS: if you see Kat from Babe's in Toyland, tell her Davis is clean now.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

PS: if you see Kat from Babe's in Toyland, tell her Davis is clean now.

Well, she does live here and I do see her around on occasion.
I'll pass along your cryptic message.

[Savage Clone]

Big County is a way funnier nickname.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

EVERYBODY there knows EVERYBODY else.

Davis told me so.

he said he dated her when he lived there.

*shrugs*

*cleans glasses*

*answers phone*

I don't know her.
I have met her on a couple of occasions, but I doubt she could pick me out of a police line-up.
In fact, I know she can't.
That was pretty great.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I don't know her.
I have met her on a couple of occasions, but I doubt she could pick me out of a police line-up.
In fact, I know she can't.
That was pretty great.

maybe she's more attuned to sounds.

better keep yr mouth shut or "shut up lady, and give me the purse" might suddenly be written across yr face.

Yep honey, still at work and with a massive hangover too. I'll have a quiet night in tonight, too tired. Why scared?