Imagine if this board were a soap opera... - Page 2

Washing Machine · 06.19.2007, 12:16 AM

I think the real question is who would we get to direct it?

!@#$%! · 06.19.2007, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Washing Machine

I think the real question is who would we get to direct it?

on soap operas is not so much the director but the writers that count.

jon boy · 06.19.2007, 04:02 AM

this place already is a soap opera. i know of at least 100 people having illicit affairs and several drug addicts so desperate they work at horrible jobs all day just to get a fix.

schizophrenicroom · 06.19.2007, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i don't know why, but i want to be one of the jerks.

yeah, i want to be an evil bitch.

Washing Machine · 06.19.2007, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

on soap operas is not so much the director but the writers that count.

ahh but this is an Indie Soap Opera, and in true SY spirit I would suggest a team of directors that include Richard Kern, Spike Jonze, Kamra Davies and Dave Markey and an additional writing staff comprised of William S, Harmony Korine and Mr Allen Ginsburg. With these combined talents and the excellent SY forum cast I believe we will have a hit. Welcome to 'Echo Canyon'....

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.19.2007, 07:04 AM

I'd be the traitor. I 'd like to stab you all.

MellySingsDoom · 06.19.2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I want it to be my deep dark secret, also be married, and have children, while banging you Will there be banging shown?

In the late-night editions, sure. Imagine some of the cliffhangers at the end of every episode: "So, you swallow for her but not for me!", "Hmm, I smell the lubricant - of another man!", "You wife may say she loves you, but does she wake you up with a rimjob?"

ALIEN ANAL · 06.19.2007, 07:43 AM

seeings as its sooo indie and arty, i guess the show will be in french and no subtitles :P

floatingslowly · 06.19.2007, 08:48 AM

you people can have your drama; I'm too busy placing weather control chips inside the heads of unsuspecting women.

today's forcast: mostly evil with a 30% chance of doom.

_slavo_ · 06.19.2007, 08:57 AM

I'll be the friendly neigbor Sam, who likes occasional drink or two.

SynthethicalY · 06.20.2007, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

In the late-night editions, sure. Imagine some of the cliffhangers at the end of every episode: "So, you swallow for her but not for me!", "Hmm, I smell the lubricant - of another man!", "You wife may say she loves you, but does she wake you up with a rimjob?"

I will only accept rimjobs from you, if they are witty enough.

atsonicpark · 06.20.2007, 01:23 AM

can i be victor newman

!@#$%! · 06.20.2007, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Washing Machine

ahh but this is an Indie Soap Opera, and in true SY spirit I would suggest a team of directors that include Richard Kern, Spike Jonze, Kamra Davies and Dave Markey and an additional writing staff comprised of William S, Harmony Korine and Mr Allen Ginsburg. With these combined talents and the excellent SY forum cast I believe we will have a hit. Welcome to 'Echo Canyon'....

ha ha-- with so many bitches it would take forever to tape. we'd all be dead before the first scene is completed. let's instead have har kor suck vincent gallo's cock.

!@#$%! · 06.20.2007, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

In the late-night editions, sure. Imagine some of the cliffhangers at the end of every episode: "So, you swallow for her but not for me!", "Hmm, I smell the lubricant - of another man!", "You wife may say she loves you, but does she wake you up with a rimjob?"

ha ha ha ha ha

06.20.2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I will only accept rimjobs from you, if they are witty enough.

I can stick my hands up your arse and attempt some clapping, if you want.

SynthethicalY · 06.20.2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I can stick my hands up your arse and attempt some clapping, if you want.

Sorry no fisting. Only tongues.

MellySingsDoom · 06.20.2007, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Sorry no fisting. Only tongues.

(a line from one of the first episodes)

"Hey, sarramkrop, I think Synth wants you to be gentle."
"Oh, I'll give him gentle. I've got his gentle RIGHGT HERE!"

king_buzzo · 06.20.2007, 10:18 AM

i'll be either
1) retarded boy in the basement locked in a cage whose father is unknown and his wicked step mother is treating him like an animal

or

2) the bitch who spreads all the gossip around.

SynthethicalY · 06.20.2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

(a line from one of the first episodes)

"Hey, sarramkrop, I think Synth wants you to be gentle."
"Oh, I'll give him gentle. I've got his gentle RIGHGT HERE!"

Well as long as he is talking about his phallic instrument.

LatexLove · 06.21.2007, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I can stick my hands up your arse and attempt some clapping, if you want.

Remember to wear one of these sir, when you clap your hands inside the Anus.

06.19.2007, 12:16 AM	#21
Washing Machine expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cardiff, Spiderland Posts: 1,465	I think the real question is who would we get to direct it? __________________ ....Of Course its some kinda cosmic payback for being too ironic!
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06.19.2007, 04:02 AM	#23
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06.19.2007, 07:43 AM	#28
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06.19.2007, 08:48 AM	#29
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you people can have your drama; I'm too busy placing weather control chips inside the heads of unsuspecting women. today's forcast: mostly evil with a 30% chance of doom.
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06.19.2007, 08:57 AM	#30
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,907	I'll be the friendly neigbor Sam, who likes occasional drink or two. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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06.20.2007, 01:23 AM	#32
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06.20.2007, 10:18 AM	#38
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i'll be either 1) retarded boy in the basement locked in a cage whose father is unknown and his wicked step mother is treating him like an animal or 2) the bitch who spreads all the gossip around.
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