Imagine if this board were a soap opera...

gmku · 06.18.2007, 05:10 PM

...yeah, imagine if all of us boardies were characters in a continually evolving daytime soap opera. Who'd have illicit affairs with whom? Who'd have the prescription drug addiction? Who would have a dark secret, a secret so dark not even he or she can know it?

!@#$%! · 06.18.2007, 05:11 PM

can i have all of that? and with some extra vices thrown in for the fun?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 06.18.2007, 05:12 PM

it's a trap!

Danny Himself · 06.18.2007, 05:30 PM

We all know I'd be the serial bigamist. But with which babes?

MellySingsDoom · 06.18.2007, 05:38 PM

Me, sarramkrop and SyntieticallY would be the soap opera queens, all plotting against each other and spending endless amounts of time with our own fag hags.

truncated · 06.18.2007, 06:02 PM

Dudewithsuperlongscreenname is the jocular, comic-relief neighbor.

Danny Himself · 06.18.2007, 06:06 PM

Truncated is the mean, yet lovable aunt.

truncated · 06.18.2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Truncated is the mean, yet lovable aunt.

The aunt? Somehow, that makes me feel ancient and demeaned.

Spectral Julian Is Not Dead:

Hip Priest · 06.18.2007, 06:08 PM

I'll be the vicar.

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Truncated is the mean, yet lovable aunt...

...who's always trying to marry you off to one of your 'babes'? Or is that the 'Imagine if this board were a PG Wodehouse novel' thread?

Danny Himself · 06.18.2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

The aunt? Somehow, that makes me feel ancient and demeaned.

Don't feel that way! She's the source of black humor.

guitarpro · 06.18.2007, 06:45 PM

Isn't it already?

schizophrenicroom · 06.18.2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

We all know I'd be the serial bigamist. But with which babes?

ME

but i'd have my own harem on the side. i'd also be the.. i don't know, town hangout buddy. (that is not a codeword for hooker.)

luxinterior · 06.18.2007, 09:36 PM

I want to be one of the comatose people.

Alex's Trip · 06.18.2007, 09:37 PM

Can I be the doctor with an eye patch?

SynthethicalY · 06.18.2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Me, sarramkrop and SyntieticallY would be the soap opera queens, all plotting against each other and spending endless amounts of time with our own fag hags.

I want it to be my deep dark secret, also be married, and have children, while banging you Will there be banging shown?

Everyneurotic · 06.18.2007, 10:22 PM

i don't know why, but i want to be one of the jerks.

SynthethicalY · 06.18.2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i don't know why, but i want to be one of the jerks.

Cause they are uber cool.

Everyneurotic · 06.18.2007, 10:32 PM

plus they have more fun, the good guys only end good, while the bad guys do awesome the whole time except for the last part.

ALIEN ANAL · 06.18.2007, 11:03 PM

can i be Disgruntled Customer #1

alteredcourse · 06.18.2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Who would have a dark secret, a secret so dark not even he or she can know it?

HAHA !!!

06.18.2007, 05:10 PM	#1
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	...yeah, imagine if all of us boardies were characters in a continually evolving daytime soap opera. Who'd have illicit affairs with whom? Who'd have the prescription drug addiction? Who would have a dark secret, a secret so dark not even he or she can know it? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	can i have all of that? and with some extra vices thrown in for the fun?
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	plus they have more fun, the good guys only end good, while the bad guys do awesome the whole time except for the last part. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	can i be Disgruntled Customer #1 __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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