The Truncated thread - Page 2

Toilet & Bowels · 06.02.2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

our tiny friends have built themselves a dimensionally proportional living space directly beneath our topsoil. The construction is tailored to their relative sizes, and they are able to function efficiently and freely

does this point not defeat your own arguement, a ruler would not need to stand upsideways if it lived in a dimensionally proportional living space, constructed and tailored to it's size, where it can function freely, i.e. without having to stand on its side?

truncated · 06.02.2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

does this point not defeat your own arguement, a ruler would not need to stand upsideways if it lived in a dimensionally proportional living space, constructed and tailored to it's size, where it can function freely, i.e. without having to stand on its side?

*Sigh*

Like in the human world, universal standards must be adopted for optimal coexistence of diversity within and without species. The ruler, when lying horizontally, is significantly wider than its peers. To accomodate such a disproportionate size in the standard of construction would be ludicrous. One could apply the principles of evolution to this very situation: the absurdly wide ruler, being in the minority in that respect, naturally evolves to adapt to its environmental circumstances. This is much more scientifically logical and efficient than the other, more similar species adapting to the ruler's needs, or the establishment of structural standards based on the circumstances of an isolated anomaly. If the latter were the case, said species would quickly become resented by the others, and, if not extinguished by the technicalities of physical limitations, would be socially ostracized to the extent that they would become obsolete.

It's just easier on everyone if the ruler stands up vertically.

atari 2600 · 06.02.2006, 11:35 AM

the red bar is

just one way in which she's unique.

truncated · 06.02.2006, 11:42 AM

Who posted that goddamn ruler picture in the first place?

You're all cracked.

porkmarras · 06.02.2006, 11:46 AM

CRACKED ACTOR
- Album: Aladdin Sane
- Lyrics and music by David Bowiehttp://cgi.algonet.se/htbin/wrapcoun...ounter=counter
I've come on a few years from my Hollywood Highs
The best of the last, the cleanest star they ever had
I'm stiff on my legend, the films that I made
Forget that I'm fifty cause you just got paid

Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Suck, baby, suck, give me your head
Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead
Oh stay
Please stay
Please stay

You caught yourself a trick down on Sunset and Vine
But since he pinned you baby you're a porcupine
You sold me illusions for a sack full of cheques
You've made a bad connection 'cause I just want your sex

Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Suck, baby, suck, give me your head
Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead
Oh yeah
Oooh stay
For a day
Oh yeah
Don't you dare
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Hoo
Hoo
Yeah

truncated · 06.02.2006, 12:14 PM

"Truncated, may I have your demonic babies?"

Why, yes Jareth, yes you may.

HaydenAsche · 06.02.2006, 12:17 PM

Truncated is the best poster on this board hands down. The red bar just means she's better than you and isn't afraid to show it. Bow down!

truncated · 06.02.2006, 12:32 PM

I love you Gooey, even if you won't change your stripes for me.

alyasa · 06.02.2006, 12:33 PM

We're all already kneeling and bowing. I think this whole posting section should be renamed the truncated section from the existing non-sonics...

h8kurdt · 06.02.2006, 01:51 PM

truncated · 06.02.2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Yeah truncated, come to think of it, have you ever posted anything remotely relevant to SY on this SY forum?

And, for the record, I bow down to no one.

I've gone over this one before, but hey! Let's do it again, just for shits and giggles.

I post about SY when I feel there's a debatable issue; generally, when I feel it's warranted.

Do I feel the need to repetitively state my undying love for all that is Sonic Youth, day in, day out? To mindlessly list my favorite song off each LP; do it the following week again in a poll; do it the week after in respects to each individual band member?

Not particularly, no.

So Kim, what do you like to eat for breakfast?
Thurston? Any thoughts on global warming?

-Dude! Sonic Nurse, like, TOTALLY rocks!
-Well yeah dude, but like, Washing Machine was cooler.
-Dude, ALL of SY's albums RULE!
-Dude, yr right! SY OWNS!
-Sonic life man!
-RAWWWWWWWK!

Repeat 75 times. Assign varying thread titles to break up monotony. Repeat again.

I like SY. The other members of this forum like SY. There are only so many dimensions of discussion on that topic.

I like interacting with fellow fans of SY because I enjoy their perspectives on OTHER music and issues. On the whole, I find them to be of above average intelligence and open-mindedness.

In regards to the appreciation of SY's music, thanks kids, but I don't need any help on that one.

And so, if my failure to beat a dead conversational horse, or to mindlessly jerk off other SY fans simply on the basis of a common appreciation, makes me a redundant poster, then I personally advocate my own uselessness.

Next please.

Glice · 06.02.2006, 02:12 PM

I concur entirely with truncy-wunky on the above. The thickness of a persons plectrum is not entirely interesting to me, even less so speculation on the same.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.02.2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

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my failure...to mindlessly jerk off other SY fans

i thought that was what you're most succesful at?

truncated · 06.02.2006, 02:17 PM

Jesus H Christ.

Are we FUCKING DONE WITH THIS YET?

truncated · 06.02.2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i thought that was what you're best at?

When the ambience is right.

!@#$%! · 06.02.2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i thought that was what you're most succesful at?

ow. that's gotta be a burn too. advantage t&b.

truncated · 06.02.2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ow. that's gotta be a burn too. advantage t&b.

I rather think of it as a refined skill.

!@#$%! · 06.02.2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

I rather think of it as a refined skill.

the skill to burn or to jerk people off?

truncated · 06.02.2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the skill to burn or to jerk people off?

Both; but hopefully not concurrently.

!@#$%! · 06.02.2006, 03:39 PM

see, the skill at writing pornography is the one that makes me suspect more and more that you might be an old gay man.

i hear they have that market cornered.

06.02.2006, 11:35 AM	#23
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	the red bar is just one way in which she's unique.
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06.02.2006, 11:42 AM	#24
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Who posted that goddamn ruler picture in the first place? You're all cracked.
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06.02.2006, 11:46 AM	#25
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	CRACKED ACTOR - Album: Aladdin Sane - Lyrics and music by David Bowiehttp://cgi.algonet.se/htbin/wrapcoun...ounter=counter I've come on a few years from my Hollywood Highs The best of the last, the cleanest star they ever had I'm stiff on my legend, the films that I made Forget that I'm fifty cause you just got paid Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel Suck, baby, suck, give me your head Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead Oh stay Please stay Please stay You caught yourself a trick down on Sunset and Vine But since he pinned you baby you're a porcupine You sold me illusions for a sack full of cheques You've made a bad connection 'cause I just want your sex Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel Suck, baby, suck, give me your head Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead Oh yeah Oooh stay For a day Oh yeah Don't you dare Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Hoo Hoo Yeah __________________
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	"Truncated, may I have your demonic babies?" Why, yes Jareth, yes you may.
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06.02.2006, 12:17 PM	#27
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Truncated is the best poster on this board hands down. The red bar just means she's better than you and isn't afraid to show it. Bow down! __________________ rip
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06.02.2006, 12:32 PM	#28
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I love you Gooey, even if you won't change your stripes for me.
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06.02.2006, 12:33 PM	#29
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	We're all already kneeling and bowing. I think this whole posting section should be renamed the truncated section from the existing non-sonics... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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06.02.2006, 01:51 PM	#30
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Burn __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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06.02.2006, 02:17 PM	#34
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Jesus H Christ. Are we FUCKING DONE WITH THIS YET?
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06.02.2006, 03:39 PM	#40
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	see, the skill at writing pornography is the one that makes me suspect more and more that you might be an old gay man. i hear they have that market cornered.
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