The official "Help ZEROpumpkins with his lame girl problems" thread - Page 2

Torn Curtain · 10.12.2008, 06:17 AM

I'm too lazy to read everything but I hope you saw her while being sober, as alcohol can make you think someone is hot while it's actually not the case at all

Derek · 10.12.2008, 06:42 AM

I wish I could find a girl that's as cool as me!

Hah, I kid... but seriously teenage girls are majorly dumb most of the time.

I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...

Danny Himself · 10.12.2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Derek

I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...

They are out there!

I mean, everybody knows women have smaller brains, so it's harder for them to comprehend awesome manly shit like M. Ward and Ill Communication, but sometimes a genetic anomaly- a mutant, if you will- sticks out from the crowd.

greedrex · 10.12.2008, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

everybody knows women have smaller brains, so it's harder for them to comprehend .

ha ha word.

lechaoscestmoi · 10.12.2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Derek

I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...

haha, the girl of my dreams..

!@#$%! · 10.12.2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

Right I know you guys have much more important shit to do, so I'll keep it short (and in point form)

Drunk on weekend
Hung out with awesome girl @ party the whole night
Nothing happened (friend walked in while on couch), but got her number and myspace
Myspace is private, need last name to add
SMS'd her my email, was low on credit so dunno if she got it

What do I do now? Should I assume the worst that she got my sms and didn't want to add me to msn?
Rep to helpers.

call her 20 times a day. more, preferrably. ping her incessantly. drive her mad with fear of your stalkerish ways.

smothering = lurve

mil_pl · 10.12.2008, 11:57 AM

greedrex · 10.12.2008, 12:09 PM

Glice · 10.12.2008, 12:15 PM

What did people do before myspace?

Honestly, any broad worth her mettle would prefer you to call her, rather than reveal yourself as an internet geek.

pbradley · 10.12.2008, 12:53 PM

I believe the correct reply that everyone is looking for is "do what pbradley suggested, he's a pimp."

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.12.2008, 01:13 PM

I haven't read this whole thread, but I say call. Socially awkward be damned.

10.12.2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by greedrex

tha romantic rippa

the ferocious pussy

_slavo_ · 10.12.2008, 01:44 PM

well. definitely call her.
reaching her myspace may come off as a bit creepy.
call her. you have nothing to lose.

pedestrian · 10.13.2008, 01:16 AM

Maybe this seems silly to me because I was married before myspace came about, but is this normal? Do we not talk in real life anymore? Weird kids. What do you do with those fancy cell phones you all have?

uhler · 10.13.2008, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

Yeah well I'm a bit socially..uhh....shy, i guess, so I was more so using myspace as a more casual way of getting in touch with her, eventually (and hopefully) leading to something more awesome. You don't think she'll find it a bit odd if I call her? We're not adults or anything.

just call her. i'm pretty damn shy but if i get a number from a girl that i fancy than i will most def. call her within the next few days (don't do it next day or the day after).

fuck myspace. call!

uhler · 10.13.2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

What did people do before myspace?

Honestly, any broad worth her mettle would prefer you to call her, rather than reveal yourself as an internet geek.

they used friendster and before that lipstick party and before that makeoutclub and before that chatrooms and then my memory goes blank.

ZEROpumpkins · 10.13.2008, 02:00 AM

I'd like to point out that MySpace is a backup plan. Call her it is, thankyou, SYG. First: Credit, or wait till parents are gone to use home phone because teaching guitar doesn't pay as well as it is awesome.

pbradley · 10.13.2008, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by uhler

they used friendster and before that lipstick party and before that makeoutclub and before that chatrooms and then my memory goes blank.

The sock hop.

ZEROpumpkins · 10.13.2008, 02:13 AM

^^HAHAHAHAHAHAH repped
EDIT: Spread rep around, etc.

ZEROpumpkins · 10.13.2008, 04:22 AM

10.12.2008, 06:17 AM	#21
Torn Curtain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: France Posts: 7,997	I'm too lazy to read everything but I hope you saw her while being sober, as alcohol can make you think someone is hot while it's actually not the case at all __________________ "Si seulement nous avions le courage des oiseaux qui chantent dans le vent glacé"
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10.12.2008, 06:42 AM	#22
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	I wish I could find a girl that's as cool as me! Hah, I kid... but seriously teenage girls are majorly dumb most of the time. I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...
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10.12.2008, 12:09 PM	#28
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10.12.2008, 12:53 PM	#30
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I believe the correct reply that everyone is looking for is "do what pbradley suggested, he's a pimp."
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10.12.2008, 01:13 PM	#31
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I haven't read this whole thread, but I say call. Socially awkward be damned. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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10.12.2008, 01:44 PM	#33
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	well. definitely call her. reaching her myspace may come off as a bit creepy. call her. you have nothing to lose. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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10.13.2008, 01:16 AM	#34
pedestrian little trouble girl Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA Posts: 64	Maybe this seems silly to me because I was married before myspace came about, but is this normal? Do we not talk in real life anymore? Weird kids. What do you do with those fancy cell phones you all have?
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10.13.2008, 02:00 AM	#37
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I'd like to point out that MySpace is a backup plan. Call her it is, thankyou, SYG. First: Credit, or wait till parents are gone to use home phone because teaching guitar doesn't pay as well as it is awesome. __________________
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10.13.2008, 02:13 AM	#39
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	^^HAHAHAHAHAHAH repped EDIT: Spread rep around, etc. __________________
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10.13.2008, 04:22 AM	#40
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Aww __________________
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