What The Hell Is Mike Patton Doing? (Brisbane Edition NSFW) - Page 3

atsonicpark · 02.25.2010, 09:34 PM

Anyone seen that movie Firecracker, starring Patton?

It SUCKS.

floatingslowly · 02.25.2010, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tw2113

I've heard he does that with fake dicks before, chances are he has again

so...if that's a FAKE DICK...his real one must be extremely fucking tiny.

Mike Patton = Lady Gaga???!?

davenotdead · 02.25.2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Mike Patton = Lady Gaga???!?

well, i've never seen them in the same room at the same time.

floatingslowly · 02.25.2010, 10:04 PM

surely, from your posh front-row seats, you've seen the fucking tiny penis(es).

ARE THEY THE SAME??

davenotdead · 02.26.2010, 12:10 AM

i'm no good at gauging the lengths of tiny penis(es) with my naked eye. i mostly play basketball you know, and when black guys dunk over me, and the only thing i can see is underneath their shorts, those are the types penis(es) i'm good at guessing the length of.

hevusa · 02.26.2010, 12:19 AM

God do I hate everything Mike Patton touches... this time included.

jon boy · 02.26.2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

The answer to this question is always "being a cunt".

normally involving shit.

atsonicpark · 02.26.2010, 07:29 AM

His best album is adult themes for voice, because it's the one that even his idiot fanboys won't even pretend to like sometimes.

atsonicpark · 02.26.2010, 07:31 AM

The only album I highly reccomend that has Patton on it a lot is Kaada and Patton's "Romances", which sounds like a soundtrack to a lost, forgotten Italian horror flick. All Patton has to do is go "LA LA LA LA LA."

Genteel Death · 02.26.2010, 07:37 AM

He can take his mutant metal and shove it up his arse.

phoenix · 02.26.2010, 07:45 AM

why would you bother if that's what you had to bring out.

this thread is kind of funny, definately cringeworthy.

hevusa · 02.26.2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

why would you bother if that's what you had to bring out.

It's not like he is erect.... how can one tell what he doesn't have to be broughten'???

atsonicpark · 02.26.2010, 12:10 PM

I would rather be a juggalo than a fucking Patton fan. He's a hero to people who haven't actually taken the time to explore music that's good. Hell, EVERY FUCKING BAND on Ipecac without him in it is better than his fucking bullshit.

davenotdead · 02.26.2010, 12:15 PM

is this mike patton?

atsonicpark · 02.26.2010, 12:17 PM

this is:

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 02.26.2010, 03:02 PM

I like Mike Patton because he can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6w2xg0LZnY

(the 45 second mark is astounding)

He's overrated, and cocky. But the dude has some killer pipes.

hevusa · 02.26.2010, 03:59 PM

^^^
still not convinced

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 02.26.2010, 04:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPh8yGUnWog

I think Faith No More is my favorite thing he's ever been involved with. His performance on their cover of the Bee Gee's "I Started A Joke" is also quite impressive (probably more than that video).

Here it is live - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-9k13zWLQ

He's not a god. But he's a very talented singer, who happens to be willing to experiment with his voice moreso than most. I can respect that.

DanielCarlson · 02.26.2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Anyone seen that movie Firecracker, starring Patton?

It SUCKS.

Haha yes, a horrible movie. I wouldn't say Patton was that bad in it though.

I like Patton. I used to be one of those huge Patton fanboys, which I'm not anymore, but I do still love Disco Volante and California by Bungle and Angel Dust by Faith No More. And Director's Cut by Fantomas. He's making lots of shit, but he's a good singer, the problem rather is some of his fans.

atsonicpark · 02.26.2010, 04:54 PM

Patton is just some guy who worships Eye and Zorn but has no talent. So he works with talented people like Trey Spruance, whose own amazing projects are overshadowed because this diarhea eating idiot isn't going BOING BOING BLAHHHHHHHHH over top of actual good songwriting. Fuck Patton.

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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i'm no good at gauging the lengths of tiny penis(es) with my naked eye. i mostly play basketball you know, and when black guys dunk over me, and the only thing i can see is underneath their shorts, those are the types penis(es) i'm good at guessing the length of. __________________
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hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	God do I hate everything Mike Patton touches... this time included.
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02.26.2010, 07:31 AM	#49
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	The only album I highly reccomend that has Patton on it a lot is Kaada and Patton's "Romances", which sounds like a soundtrack to a lost, forgotten Italian horror flick. All Patton has to do is go "LA LA LA LA LA." __________________
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	He can take his mutant metal and shove it up his arse.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	why would you bother if that's what you had to bring out. this thread is kind of funny, definately cringeworthy. __________________ tiny and lost.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I would rather be a juggalo than a fucking Patton fan. He's a hero to people who haven't actually taken the time to explore music that's good. Hell, EVERY FUCKING BAND on Ipecac without him in it is better than his fucking bullshit. __________________
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I like Mike Patton because he can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6w2xg0LZnY (the 45 second mark is astounding) He's overrated, and cocky. But the dude has some killer pipes.
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02.26.2010, 03:59 PM	#57
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	^^^ still not convinced
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02.26.2010, 04:04 PM	#58
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPh8yGUnWog I think Faith No More is my favorite thing he's ever been involved with. His performance on their cover of the Bee Gee's "I Started A Joke" is also quite impressive (probably more than that video). Here it is live - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-9k13zWLQ He's not a god. But he's a very talented singer, who happens to be willing to experiment with his voice moreso than most. I can respect that.
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02.26.2010, 04:54 PM	#60
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Patton is just some guy who worships Eye and Zorn but has no talent. So he works with talented people like Trey Spruance, whose own amazing projects are overshadowed because this diarhea eating idiot isn't going BOING BOING BLAHHHHHHHHH over top of actual good songwriting. Fuck Patton. __________________
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