The dumbest thing you've done when you're drunk - Page 4

!@#$%! · 08.31.2008, 04:37 AM

R.I.P.

!@#$%! · 08.31.2008, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you fucked yourself on that one. nothing i can do to help you now.

haa ha haaa

finally you understand

!@#$%! · 08.31.2008, 04:39 AM

cabrales cheese is pretty pungent

hey melly you are funny ha ha finally i can laugh

MellySingsDoom · 08.31.2008, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

melly: the key is to not really pay any attention and just placidly agree. i used to watch that shit when i was a little kid. i don't even think it's on anymore but if i had a kid and they wanted to watch it...go ahead, i don't care.

Mum Melly used to get wound up when I watched cartoons as a kid. "Go and read a book or something!" - "But Mum, it's Road Runner!"

!@#$%! - I'm glad that I made you laugh again

Cantankerous · 08.31.2008, 04:49 AM

my mom was never much of a parenty parent, most of the time i just played on my own while she went about her business cleaning the house or whatever

i was a major thumbsucker when i was a kid to the point that the roof of my mouth is actually higher than it's supposed to be because it was pushed up by my thumb

Everyneurotic · 08.31.2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

oh actually. the dumbest thing i've ever done while i was drunk is drive a car.

last night, i went out with my ex and she drove after drinking like a vodka or something, we got pulled over by the cops and we had to bribe them so they would fuck off.

definitely a stupid situation.

i could argue my way out of it like that last time, even if i wasn't drunk, but i had to take a wild leak and all i could think is not to pee my pants in front of the cops.

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

...Giving an ex a French kiss (for no reason), and then having a huge argument w/her about it -oops...

this is a situation i dread constantly.

_slavo_ · 08.31.2008, 01:21 PM

I almost fell off a cliff driving an old Daihatsu in Royal Gorge, Colorado after having drunk too much Jack Daniels. The worst thing is that there were 3 other people in the car with me.
I never sat at the wheel after having drank a single sip of alcohol ever since.

shentov · 08.31.2008, 02:03 PM

c'mon and have another one, drinkin' and drivin' is so much fun.... lalala...

no, seriously, slavo (and everyone) drunk driving is one of the dumbes things to do really... if not the dumbest at all. but i guess you get it when you lose someone to that.

atsonicpark · 08.31.2008, 02:08 PM

Dumbest thing I've done while drunk off of everclear...

Probably when I downloaded Ludacris albums and played them full blast at 3 AM on a Monday on my friend's 4 huge speakers (they're as big as half stacks) and I started dancing like a maniac and then I passed out in a pool of vomit to the tune of "Ho". I woke up with a zebra towel around my head and I apparently sucked on some chick's feet and had gotten completely naked, dunked in a toilet, and tied up in electric cords earlier in the night. I don't remember THAT...

_slavo_ · 08.31.2008, 02:10 PM

bizarre

phoenix · 07.16.2009, 09:42 AM

...rolled backwards hitting my head before almost falling on to railway tracks.

..deciding to end the evening with twiggy, a half bottle of champagne, a glass of red wine and 3 cigarettes

... needing to push EVERY button I see..

nicfit · 07.16.2009, 09:52 AM

Fell asleep on a ledge of a fortified fortress' wall with a 50% chance to fall on the left=on the grass or on the right=30 mt down on a street..
after a mogwai gig and quite a lot of alcoohol. 2 girls woke me up and saved me.

SONIC GAIL · 07.16.2009, 10:05 AM

To name a few instances that I didn't black out during:
1.My husband I got very intoxicated in Savannah, GA on the river, but when we decided to walk 6 blocks back to our hotel we got lost on the "bad" side of town. We ended up at some cemetary and he jumps the fence cause he had to piss. On his way back over the fence he landed on his head.It took us about another hour to find the hotel and my man passed out on the bathroom floor as soon as we got back.
2. We went to a Duff Mckagan show and after no food and about a gallon of beer I was pretty livid. I stood up on the bar stool and almost got my head lopped off by a cieling fan. But for some reason I still felt the need to stand on that stool. So after being chastised by the bar maid and nearly kicked out I ended up knocking the stool with me on it to the ground. I woke up the next morning with many bruises and a knot on my head.

nicfit · 07.16.2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

2. We went to a Duff Mckagan show

this is more than enough to qualify for this thread

demonrail666 · 07.16.2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

We went to a Duff Mckagan show

There isn't a day goes past when I don't want to go to a Duff Mckagan show.

SONIC GAIL · 07.16.2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

There isn't a day goes past when I don't want to go to a Duff Mckagan show.

THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! I was lucky he even came to our shitty little town.

demonrail666 · 07.16.2009, 11:09 AM

I'm genuinely ridiculously jealous. Was it with Loaded?

SONIC GAIL · 07.16.2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I'm genuinely ridiculously jealous. Was it with Loaded?

Yes and they were bad ass. Since the show was in Jacksonville, FL at some dive at the beach the turnout wasn't very good. This was to my advantage. Duff walked around in the crowd before and after the show. I got to talk to him and he even gave me some good advice on kicking some of my bad habits if you know what I mean. I haven't gotten to go to many shows in my existance and being a Reagan Youth I loved GnR growing up so it was a dream come true!

demonrail666 · 07.16.2009, 11:26 AM

I stood next to izzy stradlin once and just became paralysed with hero worship. I think if i'd been standing next to Duff I'd have just started crying or something. As for having a conversation with him. That'd just be a complete mess.

pbradley · 07.16.2009, 12:26 PM

I kept drinking.

08.31.2008, 04:37 AM	#61
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	R.I.P.
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08.31.2008, 04:39 AM	#63
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	cabrales cheese is pretty pungent hey melly you are funny ha ha finally i can laugh
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08.31.2008, 04:49 AM	#65
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	my mom was never much of a parenty parent, most of the time i just played on my own while she went about her business cleaning the house or whatever i was a major thumbsucker when i was a kid to the point that the roof of my mouth is actually higher than it's supposed to be because it was pushed up by my thumb __________________ RETIRED
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08.31.2008, 01:21 PM	#67
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,907	I almost fell off a cliff driving an old Daihatsu in Royal Gorge, Colorado after having drunk too much Jack Daniels. The worst thing is that there were 3 other people in the car with me. I never sat at the wheel after having drank a single sip of alcohol ever since. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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08.31.2008, 02:03 PM	#68
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	c'mon and have another one, drinkin' and drivin' is so much fun.... lalala... no, seriously, slavo (and everyone) drunk driving is one of the dumbes things to do really... if not the dumbest at all. but i guess you get it when you lose someone to that. __________________
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08.31.2008, 02:08 PM	#69
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Dumbest thing I've done while drunk off of everclear... Probably when I downloaded Ludacris albums and played them full blast at 3 AM on a Monday on my friend's 4 huge speakers (they're as big as half stacks) and I started dancing like a maniac and then I passed out in a pool of vomit to the tune of "Ho". I woke up with a zebra towel around my head and I apparently sucked on some chick's feet and had gotten completely naked, dunked in a toilet, and tied up in electric cords earlier in the night. I don't remember THAT... __________________
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08.31.2008, 02:10 PM	#70
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,907	bizarre __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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07.16.2009, 09:42 AM	#71
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	...rolled backwards hitting my head before almost falling on to railway tracks. ..deciding to end the evening with twiggy, a half bottle of champagne, a glass of red wine and 3 cigarettes ... needing to push EVERY button I see.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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07.16.2009, 09:52 AM	#72
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Fell asleep on a ledge of a fortified fortress' wall with a 50% chance to fall on the left=on the grass or on the right=30 mt down on a street.. after a mogwai gig and quite a lot of alcoohol. 2 girls woke me up and saved me. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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07.16.2009, 10:05 AM	#73
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	To name a few instances that I didn't black out during: 1.My husband I got very intoxicated in Savannah, GA on the river, but when we decided to walk 6 blocks back to our hotel we got lost on the "bad" side of town. We ended up at some cemetary and he jumps the fence cause he had to piss. On his way back over the fence he landed on his head.It took us about another hour to find the hotel and my man passed out on the bathroom floor as soon as we got back. 2. We went to a Duff Mckagan show and after no food and about a gallon of beer I was pretty livid. I stood up on the bar stool and almost got my head lopped off by a cieling fan. But for some reason I still felt the need to stand on that stool. So after being chastised by the bar maid and nearly kicked out I ended up knocking the stool with me on it to the ground. I woke up the next morning with many bruises and a knot on my head. __________________
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07.16.2009, 11:09 AM	#77
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I'm genuinely ridiculously jealous. Was it with Loaded?
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07.16.2009, 11:26 AM	#79
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I stood next to izzy stradlin once and just became paralysed with hero worship. I think if i'd been standing next to Duff I'd have just started crying or something. As for having a conversation with him. That'd just be a complete mess.
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07.16.2009, 12:26 PM	#80
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I kept drinking.
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