[Pookie]

Originally Posted by pbradley

More-honest-than-thou is still a than-thou in my book.

Pithy.

[Toilet & Bowels]

no offense to academics i don't know who might actually be worthwhile people, but academia can kiss my arse

[the ikara cult]

No-one has responded to anything ive said on this thread, if anything could ever convict you of being pretentious, this is it.

[acousticrock87]

I think we should start citing our work in this thread with APA/MLA standard works cited pages.

Get to work (Yarber 134).

[pbradley]

I think we should all start drinking PBR and wearing work boots because we aren't pretentious.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by pbradley

I think we should all start drinking PBR and wearing work boots because we aren't pretentious.

every pretentious fuck i know drinks pbr.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3193409AAGV9bf

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by the ikara cult

No-one has responded to anything ive said on this thread, if anything could ever convict you of being pretentious, this is it.

I don't pray to God, why should I respond to you?

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

every pretentious fuck i know drinks pbr.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3193409AAGV9bf

Yeah, I know. Ever wonder why?

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by pbradley

Yeah, I know. Ever wonder why?

it's cheap.

but it's utter shit.

[acousticrock87]

And beer needs all the help it can get. It's bourbon or nothing, for me.

[Cantankerous]

i'll drink pretty much anything but jager.

[acousticrock87]

Actually I don't mind Jager at all. Put it in Mountain Dew and it tastes like heaven. But you'll be sick for a month.

[pbradley]

And it (pabst) appears less sophisticated and, therefore, less pretentious I suppose. Hipsters can afford way better beer on their parents' dime.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by pbradley

And it (pabst) appears less sophisticated and, therefore, less pretentious I suppose. Hipsters can afford way better beer on their parents' dime.

i would never spend a red cent on that shit.

i have been known to drink the occasional budweiser 40 though. but usually i drink hard liquor.

[radarmaker]

Heh. It was more a glib comment than any serious belief.
In all honesty I'm probably around a 6-7 - I can certainly give people the impression of pretension if they don't know me well enough to know that it's mostly tongue-in-cheek, but can usually back myself up if required to.

[acousticrock87]

I seriously can't drink beer. I get about 2/3 through one and feel sick. But I could drink straight Beam til I'm gone.

[Cantankerous]

the only thing i can't drink is vodka.

[the ikara cult]

Originally Posted by pbradley

I don't pray to God, why should I respond to you?

Clearly you need to pray to me and respond to God (Who incidentally is also me)

Originally Posted by girlgun

i'm really not pretentious at all. i believe that involves self importance and a sense of entitlement... which are two of the things i detest most.

This.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i don't think i'm pretentious, as i don't pretend... but am i naturally and spontaneously an arrogant know-it-all asshole? you bet. it's all real though-- i really think the things i say (crazy i know) and it's not a pose or a cover for anything -- the only thing i try to cover on a regular basis is my impatience with people-- i breathe deeply & tell myself to be nicer & not lose my fucking temper. inhale... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... exhale... !@$!%@%!%!%!%!%....

And this.