The dumbest thing you've done when you're drunk - Page 7

Satan · 07.17.2009, 07:52 AM

why do they all have sidekcicks!??!?!1

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 07:53 AM

because omg so trendy.

Satan · 07.17.2009, 08:02 AM

dumbest thing i ever did drunk

chrome noise tape · 07.17.2009, 08:11 AM

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 08:13 AM

Shifty Prophet · 07.17.2009, 08:18 AM

Probably the dumbest thing I did while drunk was after my gf died, I walked to the liquor store, bought two bottles of whiskey and walked to this train yard where we used to hang out at when we were younger. I drank both bottles within a matter of minutes saw a train leaving and jumped inside a boxcar. It didn't take me long to pass out as I had drank to 2 liters of whiskey. When I came to it was the next day and a bunch of pissed off railroad employees kicked me off the train.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.17.2009, 09:18 AM

i spent about £500 in a strip club one time when i was drunk, which pretty stupid as i was a student and had no income, i don't really regret it though, it was fun. one of my friends blew my antics out of the water recently though, he spent £2000 (yes £2000!) in a strip club when drunk, and to make it worse he blacked out and can't remember anything further than being in the strip club for 20 or 30 mins.

batreleaser · 07.17.2009, 09:25 AM

junior year of high school. broke into my grandparents' home who live in the same town i grew up in but spend thier winters in mobile, alabama. i had about 50 kids there, the place got absolutely trashed, and i was waaaaay to drunk on vodka and high on coke to care. actually attempted to drive, started with me crashing into my friend cassie's car. then tried making it back home untill i eventually called my dad to pick me up halfway, i was swerving everywhere. i went to a convenience store to wait and my dad gets there expecting me to be quietly parked with the lights off, instead im vertically parked with the lights on BLASTING the 36 chambers. he runs up to my car yanks me out and starts gettin violent, he says "give me your fucking keys" and i said "you want my keys cocksucker. go get em" and then threw my own car keys into the woods. we then got in a brutal fistfight in thye parking lot, my moms is crying in the other car, and eventually my dad knocks me unconcsious, i eventually wake up with hazy memories. then had to go searching for my keys in the woods, and spent the rest of the day making my grandparents' house spotless. i realized someone stole some jewelry to from my nana.

thats the first that comes to mind, but there are sooooooo many more (prolly lke 30 at least from freshman year at college). i had substance abuse issues, and everytime alcohol went into my body i became a selfish and awful and violent person who no one wanted to be around, so i quit.

demonrail666 · 07.17.2009, 02:36 PM

bought a flying v guitar for £500.

i can't even fucking play guitar.

Trasher02 · 07.17.2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

bought a flying v guitar for £500.

i can't even fucking play guitar.

The worst part is that you bought a flying v.

07.17.2009, 04:50 PM

posting on the deep blue. like now....

ploesj · 07.17.2009, 05:18 PM

yep.

don't make fun of any kid before you think back about yourself.

ploesj · 07.17.2009, 05:22 PM

i might look back in embarrassment to myself in five years, since i'm only twenty.

let's see when we get there.

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.17.2009, 05:28 PM

Haha, I still have TC's drunken voicemails saved in my phone.

07.17.2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

i might look back in embarrassment to myself in five years, since i'm only twenty.

let's see when we get there.

oh you will, you will. I promise you!

Glice · 07.17.2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

regarding original topic... where do i start?

my worst (in retrospect) moment was a year ago last night. i drank a bottle of makers with a couple of high school buddies. i was so drunk that they decided i should follow "tony" home since he lived near me. i remember driving on the highway at about 11:00 p.m. and thinking..."where the fuck is he going?".. so i veered right. at about 12:30 a.m. i come to and have no idea where i am (although i had been driving). i call the bot and tell him i'm lost... he asks where i am so that he can come get me. i tell him i don't know because i can't read the signs at the intersection because my vision is so blurred. he says... "oh jen.. sigh".... i literally look at my compass and drive north. i make it home. the next morning.. which is my birthday... i have a blood pressure clinic to do at a nursing home. my sis calls me to tell me my uncle died and i carry on to nursing home. after the blood pressure clinic... i walk to my car and notice my passenger side view mirror is gone. i tell the bot and he's like...."oh jen...sigh". i insist it happened at the nursing home, but i know it happened in that 1.5 hours i lost. i will never do that again. horrifying, humiliating... ugh. needless to say.. i was so hungover on my bday that i couldn't enjoy it... plus the fucking guilt.

Which reminds me of the 'x has just died' as I was coming up. HORRIBLE FEELING.

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Haha, I still have TC's drunken voicemails saved in my phone.

Good. You know what that means though, you owe me some drunken voicemails.

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.17.2009, 08:21 PM

Perhaps, just bide your time.

07.17.2009, 07:52 AM	#121
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	why do they all have sidekcicks!??!?!1 __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.17.2009, 07:53 AM	#122
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	because omg so trendy.
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07.17.2009, 08:02 AM	#123
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	dumbest thing i ever did drunk __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.17.2009, 08:11 AM	#124
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07.17.2009, 08:18 AM	#126
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	Probably the dumbest thing I did while drunk was after my gf died, I walked to the liquor store, bought two bottles of whiskey and walked to this train yard where we used to hang out at when we were younger. I drank both bottles within a matter of minutes saw a train leaving and jumped inside a boxcar. It didn't take me long to pass out as I had drank to 2 liters of whiskey. When I came to it was the next day and a bunch of pissed off railroad employees kicked me off the train.
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07.17.2009, 09:18 AM	#127
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	i spent about £500 in a strip club one time when i was drunk, which pretty stupid as i was a student and had no income, i don't really regret it though, it was fun. one of my friends blew my antics out of the water recently though, he spent £2000 (yes £2000!) in a strip club when drunk, and to make it worse he blacked out and can't remember anything further than being in the strip club for 20 or 30 mins.
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07.17.2009, 09:25 AM	#128
batreleaser invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York, NY Posts: 5,155	junior year of high school. broke into my grandparents' home who live in the same town i grew up in but spend thier winters in mobile, alabama. i had about 50 kids there, the place got absolutely trashed, and i was waaaaay to drunk on vodka and high on coke to care. actually attempted to drive, started with me crashing into my friend cassie's car. then tried making it back home untill i eventually called my dad to pick me up halfway, i was swerving everywhere. i went to a convenience store to wait and my dad gets there expecting me to be quietly parked with the lights off, instead im vertically parked with the lights on BLASTING the 36 chambers. he runs up to my car yanks me out and starts gettin violent, he says "give me your fucking keys" and i said "you want my keys cocksucker. go get em" and then threw my own car keys into the woods. we then got in a brutal fistfight in thye parking lot, my moms is crying in the other car, and eventually my dad knocks me unconcsious, i eventually wake up with hazy memories. then had to go searching for my keys in the woods, and spent the rest of the day making my grandparents' house spotless. i realized someone stole some jewelry to from my nana. thats the first that comes to mind, but there are sooooooo many more (prolly lke 30 at least from freshman year at college). i had substance abuse issues, and everytime alcohol went into my body i became a selfish and awful and violent person who no one wanted to be around, so i quit. __________________ listen to pink reason
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07.17.2009, 02:36 PM	#129
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	bought a flying v guitar for £500. i can't even fucking play guitar.
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07.17.2009, 04:50 PM	#131
al shabbray Posts: n/a	posting on the deep blue. like now....
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07.17.2009, 05:18 PM	#132
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	yep. don't make fun of any kid before you think back about yourself. __________________ blog flickr
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07.17.2009, 05:22 PM	#133
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i might look back in embarrassment to myself in five years, since i'm only twenty. let's see when we get there. __________________ blog flickr
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07.17.2009, 05:28 PM	#134
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Haha, I still have TC's drunken voicemails saved in my phone. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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07.17.2009, 08:21 PM	#138
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Perhaps, just bide your time. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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