[Satan]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I bet Satan uses SPF-75 nightcream.

this is false.

[Sonic Youth 37]

Originally Posted by ploesj

i think most people on here have really pale legs.

I've worn shorts outside of the house less than 5 times in the last 3 years.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I've worn shorts outside of the house less than 5 times in the last 3 years.

i get out in skirts or dresses quite often but my skin is destined to stay pale.

[Sonic Youth 37]

I'm not super pale and my tans fade very, very, very slowly. So like one week in the sun per 2 years is enough to keep me from looking like some Transylvania Count.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

i believe that ploesj has pale legs despite regularly going out in skirts or dresses

wow you're so right, how did you know?

i'm all pale by the way. i did get a slight tan after getting a sunburn at the seaside but it's all gone already.

[Shifty Prophet]

I believe that only a dozen of you fiends out there know anything of merit about hot sauce.

[Sonic Youth 37]

Milk is the only way to neutralize the active 'spicy' (capsaicin)ingredient in chili-based products/food.

[ploesj]

true, you need something fat to neutralize spicy things, water doesn't help because it washes all the fat away even more and makes the effects stronger.

[Shifty Prophet]

Chili, schmili. I'm coming at my food habanero,jalapeno,wasabi,cayenne pepper strong!

[Sonic Youth 37]

Real wasabi is very rare and most 'wasabi' in paste form is just colored horseradish.

Mustard's spiciness goes on a curve from how long it is steeped in water before added vinegar, 0-15 minutes. 15 minutes being the peak of hotness. The temperature of water also has an effect, colder water produces a spicier mustard.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by ploesj

true, you need something fat to neutralize spicy things

you mean like ricci lake?

[ploesj]

Real wasabi is very rare and most 'wasabi' in paste form is just colored horseradish.

haha, suckers.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

you mean like ricci lake?

might work if you can fit her into your mouth.

[Shifty Prophet]

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Real wasabi is very rare and most 'wasabi' in paste form is just colored horseradish.

Not if you buy it from Japan,which I have, and yes it is very different from the wasabi most western eastern eateries one would frequent.

[viewtiful_alan]

Last time I wore shorts was the day I had to walk through a thorn patch.... no joke.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan

Last time I wore shorts was the day I had to walk through a thorn patch.... no joke.

i feel for you.

time to get some sleep now. i'm leaving for london tomorrow.

[Shifty Prophet]

Bon Voyage!

[Sonic Youth 37]

I bet ploesj will play this song on loop all day tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk

[ploesj]

merci beaucoup!

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I bet ploesj will play this song of loop all day tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk

play? i'll be singing that!