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its an old thread but started again in the turbulent times that are dogging this board at the moment, Post a funny pic or a one liner joke. its fuckin friday for gods sake!
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
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Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "AWWWW Fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
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ha ha hah ha fuck, i almost got coffee out of my nose--- you are getting so repped for this-- ps-- great start for a thread |
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cheers! glad it made you laugh.
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My little brother once told me "The early bird catches the worm"
I said, "In the mouth and swallows cum!" Then my sister pointed out that it was a double innuendo, which I didn't even realize. (Maybe subconsciously when I said it) |
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you can clean up shit with a sheet,but not viceversa.
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i like your avatar, trippy
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give an overdose of the drug that you are.
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nobody loves me,except my right hand.
i will soon put my avatar on e-bay and sell it.no,really,if someone likes it i can change the name on it and borrow it,i'll return to my old orange rabid dog,i'm kinda attached to it.how many fuc*ink times did i type "it"?...it's hard to write in english when you think in italian.
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i just did my best one liner in the "rare things by sonic youth on youtube.com" thread
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Did you hear the Pope has birdflu??
He got it from a cardinal. AHAHA....hospital humor. Meh. |
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The "You got burned" phrases are popular in my school and I made up a really corny one...
Did you forget the oven mitts cause you just got BURNED! hahaha its so lame. |
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FRED DURST IN A SONIC YOUTH T-SHIRT, MY SWEET JESUS I'M BLIND.
what makes it worse is its a fair nice t-shirt. i dont see them in the SY shop. he is some fuckin titface.
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that one reminds me: did you hear the new pope is stephen pearcy? yes, they said on the news he's "ratt's singer" |
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Every now and then someone posts something on this board that makes me spit out my drink and fall down laughing, you have achieved that goal today Krastian, very well done. I applaud you and give you a standing ovation.
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Ha ha, thanks man
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