yr best one liner (or just plagiarise it!)

fishmonkey · 05.12.2006, 06:40 AM

its an old thread but started again in the turbulent times that are dogging this board at the moment, Post a funny pic or a one liner joke. its fuckin friday for gods sake!

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

johnnywinternoshow · 05.12.2006, 10:38 AM

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "AWWWW Fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"

mitch hedberg

!@#$%! · 05.12.2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

its an old thread but started again in the turbulent times that are dogging this board at the moment, Post a funny pic or a one liner joke. its fuckin friday for gods sake!

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

ha ha hah ha fuck, i almost got coffee out of my nose--- you are getting so repped for this--

ps-- great start for a thread

fishmonkey · 05.12.2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha hah ha fuck, i almost got coffee out of my nose--- you are getting so repped for this--

ps-- great start for a thread

cheers! glad it made you laugh.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.12.2006, 10:41 AM

My little brother once told me "The early bird catches the worm"

I said, "In the mouth and swallows cum!" Then my sister pointed out that it was a double innuendo, which I didn't even realize. (Maybe subconsciously when I said it)

nicfit · 05.12.2006, 10:52 AM

you can clean up shit with a sheet,but not viceversa.

fishmonkey · 05.12.2006, 10:57 AM

i like your avatar, trippy

DemonBox · 05.12.2006, 11:08 AM

give an overdose of the drug that you are.

kinda cheesy thing to tell yr girlfriend, or what?

i ripped it off Jeffery Lee Pierce. Loved yr joke man!

nicfit · 05.12.2006, 11:14 AM

nobody loves me,except my right hand.

i will soon put my avatar on e-bay and sell it.no,really,if someone likes it i can change the name on it and borrow it,i'll return to my old orange rabid dog,i'm kinda attached to it.how many fuc*ink times did i type "it"?...it's hard to write in english when you think in italian.

krastian · 05.12.2006, 02:46 PM

screamingskull · 05.12.2006, 02:47 PM

i just did my best one liner in the "rare things by sonic youth on youtube.com" thread

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.12.2006, 02:48 PM

Did you hear the Pope has birdflu??

He got it from a cardinal.

AHAHA....hospital humor. Meh.

Kim C Not G · 05.12.2006, 02:48 PM

The "You got burned" phrases are popular in my school and I made up a really corny one...

Did you forget the oven mitts
cause you just got BURNED!

hahaha its so lame.

fishmonkey · 05.12.2006, 04:17 PM

FRED DURST IN A SONIC YOUTH T-SHIRT, MY SWEET JESUS I'M BLIND.
what makes it worse is its a fair nice t-shirt. i dont see them in the SY shop.
he is some fuckin titface.

Everyneurotic · 05.12.2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

Did you hear the Pope has birdflu??

He got it from a cardinal.

AHAHA....hospital humor. Meh.

that one reminds me:

did you hear the new pope is stephen pearcy?
yes, they said on the news he's "ratt's singer"

LifeDistortion · 05.12.2006, 06:03 PM

Every now and then someone posts something on this board that makes me spit out my drink and fall down laughing, you have achieved that goal today Krastian, very well done. I applaud you and give you a standing ovation.

krastian · 05.12.2006, 06:20 PM

Ha ha, thanks man

05.12.2006, 06:40 AM	#1
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	its an old thread but started again in the turbulent times that are dogging this board at the moment, Post a funny pic or a one liner joke. its fuckin friday for gods sake! Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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05.12.2006, 10:38 AM	#2
johnnywinternoshow the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 1,006	Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "AWWWW Fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!" mitch hedberg
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05.12.2006, 10:41 AM	#5
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	My little brother once told me "The early bird catches the worm" I said, "In the mouth and swallows cum!" Then my sister pointed out that it was a double innuendo, which I didn't even realize. (Maybe subconsciously when I said it)
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05.12.2006, 10:52 AM	#6
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	you can clean up shit with a sheet,but not viceversa. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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05.12.2006, 10:57 AM	#7
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i like your avatar, trippy __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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05.12.2006, 11:08 AM	#8
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	give an overdose of the drug that you are. kinda cheesy thing to tell yr girlfriend, or what? i ripped it off Jeffery Lee Pierce. Loved yr joke man!
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05.12.2006, 11:14 AM	#9
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	nobody loves me,except my right hand. i will soon put my avatar on e-bay and sell it.no,really,if someone likes it i can change the name on it and borrow it,i'll return to my old orange rabid dog,i'm kinda attached to it.how many fuc*ink times did i type "it"?...it's hard to write in english when you think in italian. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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05.12.2006, 02:46 PM	#10
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	__________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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05.12.2006, 02:47 PM	#11
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	i just did my best one liner in the "rare things by sonic youth on youtube.com" thread
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05.12.2006, 02:48 PM	#12
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Did you hear the Pope has birdflu?? He got it from a cardinal. AHAHA....hospital humor. Meh.
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05.12.2006, 02:48 PM	#13
Kim C Not G bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 109	The "You got burned" phrases are popular in my school and I made up a really corny one... Did you forget the oven mitts cause you just got BURNED! hahaha its so lame.
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05.12.2006, 04:17 PM	#14
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	FRED DURST IN A SONIC YOUTH T-SHIRT, MY SWEET JESUS I'M BLIND. what makes it worse is its a fair nice t-shirt. i dont see them in the SY shop. he is some fuckin titface. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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05.12.2006, 06:03 PM	#16
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Every now and then someone posts something on this board that makes me spit out my drink and fall down laughing, you have achieved that goal today Krastian, very well done. I applaud you and give you a standing ovation.
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05.12.2006, 06:20 PM	#17
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Ha ha, thanks man __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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