Things you think other members secretly do/like

terriblecanyons · 05.18.2009, 09:13 PM

You can take this as literally or figuratively as you'd like.

I bet Suchfriends listens to Miley Cyrus.
I bet floatingslowly enjoys chick flicks.
I bet SY37 raps in his spare time.

GO!

atsonicpark · 05.18.2009, 09:15 PM

I bet atsonicpark is listening to "Allergic to thoughts of mother earth" by Placebo right now for the first time in 5 years and that harmonics-guitar-line is blowing his mind.

Sonic Youth 37 · 05.18.2009, 09:19 PM

I bet gmku is double agent sent by the UK to infiltrate and force to US to switch to the metric system.
I bet crayons is in charge for culling/population control of hipsters in the Rocky Mountain reserves

terriblecanyons · 05.18.2009, 09:29 PM

I bet atsonicpark does the Tom Cruise Risky Business bit at least three times a day.

atsonicpark · 05.18.2009, 09:37 PM

in panties!

tw2113 · 05.18.2009, 09:41 PM

I bet crypto is some super genius brainiac that did awesome in school and said "piss on that, i'm getting fucked up and laid"

GeneticKiss · 05.18.2009, 09:45 PM

I'll bet tesla69 lives in an underground concrete bunker.

floatingslowly · 05.18.2009, 10:09 PM

I bet savage clone once burgled an old lady's tool shed (and then set it on fire).
I bet dead-air has the most extensive stuffed animal collection in the pacific northwest (if not the entire world).
I bet atsonicpark masturbates in burger king bathrooms (#27 and counting).
I bet crayons wrassles gators (yes...gators).

Savage Clone · 05.18.2009, 11:05 PM

girlgun has an extensive collection of Precious Moments and flotz's enduring obsession with Franklin Mint collector plates has (secretly) decimated The Boy's college fund.

davenotdead · 05.18.2009, 11:24 PM

i bet savage clone has seen women get naked at the sight of his record collection

i bet atsonicpark has had small japanese figurines inserted into his anus

i bet floatingslowly once ejaculated at the thought of the large hadron collider

i bet cantankerous has cockteased thurston moore

i bet dannyhimself has never had vanilla coke and coke zero poured into his mouth at the same time, until yesterday. after which he ejaculated

i bet girlgun gives herself sensual massages because she turns herself on

i bet nefeli has opened a secret chain of greek burger kings and is raking in millions

uhler · 05.18.2009, 11:35 PM

i bet uhler just wrote a song.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.18.2009, 11:39 PM

Nothing I do is secret

Savage Clone · 05.18.2009, 11:42 PM

Except the LARPing

floatingslowly · 05.18.2009, 11:49 PM

I bet davenotdead has three separate australian women call him "baby's daddy".
I bet Bunbury is the first stalker to successfully penetrate the cryptowonderdruginvogue compound.
I bet cantankerous has recorded three top ten singles in her native language.
I bet !@#$%! once created a doomsday device using nothing more than salmon pate, a 9 volt battery and a glass of vintage nazi wine (a gift from the fuhrer).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

girlgun has an extensive collection of Precious Moments.

at our last house, I found a large box FULL of Precious Moments that had been cut out of newspapers.

I was just informed that "we tossed those".

EVOLghost · 05.19.2009, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uhler

i bet uhler just wrote a song.

I bet uhler didn't.

deflinus · 05.19.2009, 01:00 AM

i bet all of you don't exist in real life

pbradley · 05.19.2009, 01:05 AM

I don't know who it is but somebody here likes putting G I Joes in glasses of water and freezing them in the fridge.

static-harmony · 05.19.2009, 01:10 AM

I bet savage clone is getting fisted right now, while chatting on the phone.

noisereductions · 05.19.2009, 07:05 AM

"don't believe all the mess you read up on a message board" -- Danger Doom

_slavo_ · 05.19.2009, 07:17 AM

I bet cantankerous is still in Paris. or in Berlin. or Amsterdam.

05.18.2009, 09:13 PM	#1
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	You can take this as literally or figuratively as you'd like. I bet Suchfriends listens to Miley Cyrus. I bet floatingslowly enjoys chick flicks. I bet SY37 raps in his spare time. GO!
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 09:15 PM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I bet atsonicpark is listening to "Allergic to thoughts of mother earth" by Placebo right now for the first time in 5 years and that harmonics-guitar-line is blowing his mind. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 09:19 PM	#3
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I bet gmku is double agent sent by the UK to infiltrate and force to US to switch to the metric system. I bet crayons is in charge for culling/population control of hipsters in the Rocky Mountain reserves __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 09:29 PM	#4
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I bet atsonicpark does the Tom Cruise Risky Business bit at least three times a day.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 09:37 PM	#5
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	in panties! __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 09:41 PM	#6
tw2113 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,177	I bet crypto is some super genius brainiac that did awesome in school and said "piss on that, i'm getting fucked up and laid" __________________ Shake shake
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 09:45 PM	#7
GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	I'll bet tesla69 lives in an underground concrete bunker. __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 10:09 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I bet savage clone once burgled an old lady's tool shed (and then set it on fire). I bet dead-air has the most extensive stuffed animal collection in the pacific northwest (if not the entire world). I bet atsonicpark masturbates in burger king bathrooms (#27 and counting). I bet crayons wrassles gators (yes...gators).
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 11:05 PM	#9
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	girlgun has an extensive collection of Precious Moments and flotz's enduring obsession with Franklin Mint collector plates has (secretly) decimated The Boy's college fund.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 11:24 PM	#10
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i bet savage clone has seen women get naked at the sight of his record collection i bet atsonicpark has had small japanese figurines inserted into his anus i bet floatingslowly once ejaculated at the thought of the large hadron collider i bet cantankerous has cockteased thurston moore i bet dannyhimself has never had vanilla coke and coke zero poured into his mouth at the same time, until yesterday. after which he ejaculated i bet girlgun gives herself sensual massages because she turns herself on i bet nefeli has opened a secret chain of greek burger kings and is raking in millions __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 11:35 PM	#11
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	i bet uhler just wrote a song.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 11:39 PM	#12
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Nothing I do is secret
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.18.2009, 11:42 PM	#13
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Except the LARPing
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.19.2009, 01:00 AM	#16
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	i bet all of you don't exist in real life
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.19.2009, 01:05 AM	#17
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I don't know who it is but somebody here likes putting G I Joes in glasses of water and freezing them in the fridge.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.19.2009, 01:10 AM	#18
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I bet savage clone is getting fisted right now, while chatting on the phone. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.19.2009, 07:05 AM	#19
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	"don't believe all the mess you read up on a message board" -- Danger Doom __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.19.2009, 07:17 AM	#20
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,914	I bet cantankerous is still in Paris. or in Berlin. or Amsterdam. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|