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wrap it round yr finger and stick it up yr hole. -to the tune of Joan Jett - i love rock and roll.
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And then you eat it ?
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Sounds hot.
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ahhh i cant get her out of my head damn it!!
i want to kiss more
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the next line used to be.. (when i was a wee chappie)
"when its brown - pull it down"
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if its white, its not shite!
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theck this out OK SO I CANT BE BOTHHERED FINISHING
BUT I WAS DRAWING PAULYBEES SIG. fenceNencefNncefencefencefencefencefencefencefence fenceNOncefNncefencefencefencefencefencefencefence fenceNeOcefNncefencefencefencefencefencefencefence fenceNenOefNncefencefencefencefencefencefencefence fenceNencOfNncefencefencefencefencefencefencefence fenceNenceONncefencefencefencefencefencefencefence
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sainsbury's had a buy 4 get 2 free on their own brand toilet roll today, i got the "aqua" colour.
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Aqua doesn't really do it for me, I need a strong pinkish colour. Compliments the shade of my poo nicely.
Were I a rich Baron, I'd use wet wipes all the time. It's like several angels licking your ring clean.
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You should try sticking the shower up your arse every time you have a poo.That is better than luxury toilet paper and it makes sure that your arse is seriously clean.You'd also get a glimpse of what anal sex really feels like.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say that we've all tried penis enemas at some point in our lives. Never assume (etc)...
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You've officially made it known on a music forum that the odd pen and bottle has found its way up your sphincter.Would Sir like me to wear a pair of gloves?Gloves/Pen/Bottle.Can't you see it?Racist. |
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There's a 1862 Dutch Royal Wedding ring and a small tricycle belonging to Isembard Kingdon Brunel up there as well, amongst other things. In 2012, my duodenum will host the paralympics. Meanwhile, my colon is international colon of culture for 2008.
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Do you let visitors into that museum for free or you charge them Mon-Fri 10:00am -18:00pm?Also,do you get guided tours up there?
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Group bookings?
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Foolish mortal. I will destroy you once the IT people have installed the mapping onto the U: drive in my anal rocket's computer. Also, I think Nigel said they need to fiddle about with the layout a bit. Get back to me Tuesday week, I'll action an e-mail in a minute.
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i hate ass-wiping
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It is energizing, Yes.
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meh, I just don't have the flexibility.
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