I Crashed My Bike Into A Parked Car Today

noumenal · 02.12.2007, 12:33 PM

Yes, I am that big of a spaced-out scatter-brained freak. I bruised my knee.

BTW, by "bike," I mean "bicycle."

ToasterDude84 · 02.12.2007, 12:35 PM

i feel for you man. i drive a moped and i bailed off once in the street and sprained my ankle. i almost broke my leg.

Daddylikes · 02.12.2007, 12:46 PM

Yeah, me too. One time I got ran over on a French Nomade Motobecane 62 cm edition. I had a bruised rib. It sucked hard. The bicycle frame (made of steel) was IRREPERABLE. I was on the way to a music show and I was listening to daydream nation at the time. It totally blew my nuts.

soniknirve · 02.12.2007, 02:17 PM

you should've crashed it into your neighbors ride.

the ikara cult · 02.12.2007, 02:20 PM

Yes i remember doing that as a child. you go down the little hill, turn the corner and BANG

EMMAh · 02.12.2007, 02:32 PM

That's really crappy

I've had several crashed bike experience (probably because I like to bike fast) One was me and my friend double riding down a hill with a corner at the bottom. We didn't turn and steered right into some guy's leaf bags while he stood there with his rake watching us. Some time before that a kid I got baby sat with was biking in front of me. She stopped her bike, I crashed into her back tire and flew over the handle bars. Resulting in an inch deep gash in my knee and about 12 stitches.

val-holla-ing · 02.12.2007, 03:03 PM

i haven't hit a parked car before, but i've come close.

Clementine. · 02.12.2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

That's really crappy

I've had several crashed bike experience (probably because I like to bike fast) One was me and my friend double riding down a hill with a corner at the bottom. We didn't turn and steered right into some guy's leaf bags while he stood there with his rake watching us. Some time before that a kid I got baby sat with was biking in front of me. She stopped her bike, I crashed into her back tire and flew over the handle bars. Resulting in an inch deep gash in my knee and about 12 stitches.

Jesus H. Christ. thats insane

truncated · 02.12.2007, 03:20 PM

My worst biking accident was running into a trash can, which jarred me off the seat and onto the bar. While not as painful as it is for a male, I'm sure, I was certain it split me in half. I now choose to destroy the environment with a car.

Watch yourself next time, 'tard.

Savage Clone · 02.12.2007, 03:24 PM

I've gone over the handlebars mountain biking before on a couple of occasions. Once, I bruised/cracked ribs, severely sprained both arms, pulped the muscle on the front of my shin and probably sustained a hairline fracture in that area as well. I couldn't walk for three weeks after that. I lost all my nerve for nihilistic mountain biking after that, but I still ride like a maniac on streets. I am a lot more defensive now though, always looking out ahead and trying to anticipate the moves of motorists.

I have found parked cars to be relatively easy to avoid, though.

EMMAh · 02.12.2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

My worst biking accident was running into a trash can, which jarred me off the seat and onto the bar. While not as painful as it is for a male, I'm sure, I was certain it split me in half. I now choose to destroy the environment with a car.

Watch yourself next time, 'tard.

Hahahah, that's very unfortunate

I remember when I was little my brother came home crying and full of cuts and bruises. Apparently he had crashed into a barbeque someone was throwing out hahah.

eatmychild · 02.12.2007, 03:46 PM

I bet you looked a fool durin the crash, I would like to see someone do that.

HaydenAsche · 02.12.2007, 05:23 PM

Some little brat crashed into my car and broke my tail light. I told his white trash mom she needed to buy me a new fucking tail light.

Hip Priest · 02.12.2007, 05:28 PM

I hit a patch of sand on my skateboard once, and flew off with the result that my lower teeth went through my lip. F**ing funny (although less so at the time).

Get well soon, noumy's knee.

!@#$%! · 02.12.2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal

Yes, I am that big of a spaced-out scatter-brained freak. I bruised my knee.

BTW, by "bike," I mean "bicycle."

hot chingo. i got mine locked to a fucking lamp post outside. i'm knocking on this table because, better you than me, right?

no, seriously man, that's fukked, sorry. get yourself some ice.

noumenal · 02.12.2007, 10:30 PM

I was limping around the mall tonight and noticed they were having a baby modeling competition. Hundreds of parents and dressed up toddlers parading in front of a judging table at which sat two middle-aged slatterns and some fat son-of-a-bitch in a shirt at least two sizes too small. There was a table full of trophies for the winners, and I reckon, also the losers. It made me think of my ex, who was a math textbook model when she was a kid.

My knee is feeling better - thanks everybody. I think that the chicken wings I had for supper tonight contained embryonic stem cells or something.

the ikara cult · 02.12.2007, 10:38 PM

Nice limping tangent

sonicl · 02.13.2007, 04:51 AM

I can't believe how careless you all are. Quite how you were ever allowed to have the training wheels removed from your bikes, I shall never know.

jon boy · 02.13.2007, 06:22 AM

i havnt fallen off my bike since i was a kid because i watch where i am going.

02.12.2007, 12:33 PM	#1
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Yes, I am that big of a spaced-out scatter-brained freak. I bruised my knee. BTW, by "bike," I mean "bicycle."
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02.12.2007, 12:35 PM	#2
ToasterDude84 empty page Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: california Posts: 25	i feel for you man. i drive a moped and i bailed off once in the street and sprained my ankle. i almost broke my leg.
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02.12.2007, 12:46 PM	#3
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Yeah, me too. One time I got ran over on a French Nomade Motobecane 62 cm edition. I had a bruised rib. It sucked hard. The bicycle frame (made of steel) was IRREPERABLE. I was on the way to a music show and I was listening to daydream nation at the time. It totally blew my nuts.
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02.12.2007, 02:17 PM	#4
soniknirve the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 686	you should've crashed it into your neighbors ride.
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02.12.2007, 02:20 PM	#5
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Yes i remember doing that as a child. you go down the little hill, turn the corner and BANG
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02.12.2007, 02:32 PM	#6
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	That's really crappy I've had several crashed bike experience (probably because I like to bike fast) One was me and my friend double riding down a hill with a corner at the bottom. We didn't turn and steered right into some guy's leaf bags while he stood there with his rake watching us. Some time before that a kid I got baby sat with was biking in front of me. She stopped her bike, I crashed into her back tire and flew over the handle bars. Resulting in an inch deep gash in my knee and about 12 stitches. __________________
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i haven't hit a parked car before, but i've come close. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	My worst biking accident was running into a trash can, which jarred me off the seat and onto the bar. While not as painful as it is for a male, I'm sure, I was certain it split me in half. I now choose to destroy the environment with a car. Watch yourself next time, 'tard.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	I've gone over the handlebars mountain biking before on a couple of occasions. Once, I bruised/cracked ribs, severely sprained both arms, pulped the muscle on the front of my shin and probably sustained a hairline fracture in that area as well. I couldn't walk for three weeks after that. I lost all my nerve for nihilistic mountain biking after that, but I still ride like a maniac on streets. I am a lot more defensive now though, always looking out ahead and trying to anticipate the moves of motorists. I have found parked cars to be relatively easy to avoid, though.
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02.12.2007, 03:46 PM	#12
eatmychild children of satan Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Shire Posts: 321	I bet you looked a fool durin the crash, I would like to see someone do that. __________________ I survived Encephalitus Lethargica and all I got were these lousy Parkinsonian symptoms.
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Some little brat crashed into my car and broke my tail light. I told his white trash mom she needed to buy me a new fucking tail light. __________________ rip
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I hit a patch of sand on my skateboard once, and flew off with the result that my lower teeth went through my lip. F*ing funny (although less so at the time). Get well soon, noumy's knee. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.* http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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02.12.2007, 10:30 PM	#16
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I was limping around the mall tonight and noticed they were having a baby modeling competition. Hundreds of parents and dressed up toddlers parading in front of a judging table at which sat two middle-aged slatterns and some fat son-of-a-bitch in a shirt at least two sizes too small. There was a table full of trophies for the winners, and I reckon, also the losers. It made me think of my ex, who was a math textbook model when she was a kid. My knee is feeling better - thanks everybody. I think that the chicken wings I had for supper tonight contained embryonic stem cells or something.
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Nice limping tangent
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I can't believe how careless you all are. Quite how you were ever allowed to have the training wheels removed from your bikes, I shall never know.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i havnt fallen off my bike since i was a kid because i watch where i am going. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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