[floatingslowly]

I'm taking the day off just to watch it, and it makes me really sad.

although I don't think that I'll actually cry over it, I'm more upset than I was when I put the cat down.

it's split three ways in the middle and if I let it be, it would end up falling on a house or a car very soon.

this thing is 60 years old; it's survived dutch elm disease, oklahoma winds and giant fucking black ants, but nothing can save it from the chainsaw.

[SynthethicalY]

Stand in front of it. No kidding, that sucks. Sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'll plant a tree in the middle of a busy street, so in a million years someone will crash their car into it. Then we'll both wake up from our prolonged state of hybernation and I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm taking the day off just to watch fucking black ants.

racist

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

racist

Are you retarded? He meant that a giant was fucking black ants. Learn to read like a normal person.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Are you retarded? He meant that a giant was fucking black ants. Learn to read like a normal person.

did you just say black people are retarded and not like a normal person?

god your a sick bastard

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

did you just say black people are retarded and not like a normal person?

god your a sick bastard

Did you really post that you fell sick because a giant retard was black? You are a racist ant.

[screamingskull]

Screaming Skull love's trees, its a shame there's not much you can do to save it.

 

[jon boy]

its very sad when something like this happens. i felt bad when a tree in my old front yard was chopped down, very bad.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Did you really post that you fell sick because a giant retard was black? You are a racist ant.

post ants are black? your a giant racist retard

sick

[Washing Machine]

I have a tree at the bottom of my garden that everyone is always piss and moaning about. I really think the British would wanna knock down a nature reserve if they thought it blocked their sun for 5 freaking minutes. I love that tree.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

THAT would be something to watch.

In the meantime, here's a song by Pulp called The Trees that I hope will lift the spirits:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mEAtpuZJtu4

Ok, I'm going to sing a snippet of it for you too:

'The Treeeeeeeeees, Those Useless Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, Proooooduce The Aaaaaaiiiiiiir That I Am Breeeeeeaaathing.....''

[ALIEN ANAL]

porky your singing is like a shit dying

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

I am a seriously silly man

Aw, c'mon, don't be so harsh on yourself!

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

i cant eat lemons!

now now porky

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

porky your singing is like a shit dying

don't you have some gypsies you should be torturing, MENGELE??

[ALIEN ANAL]

they call me Captain Nazi

 

Let's turn this thread into a celebration of trees:

Straight tree

 

Gay tree

 

Black tree

 

This post is sponsored by the EFAT (Equality For All Trees) association.

[nicfit]

 

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Let's turn this thread into a celebration of trees:

Gay tree

 

This post is sponsored by the EFAT (Equality For All Trees) association.

Gay Tree, ahahahahaha.