On the last day of work you should...?

luisxvi · 06.10.2008, 04:28 PM

Its mine soon but what would you do?

✌➬ · 06.10.2008, 04:29 PM

Go crazy on their asses. Tell the manager off.

Lurker · 06.10.2008, 04:38 PM

Pretend to be incredibly sad that you're leaving especially to people you didn't get on with. Be teary eyed. Make it really awkward. Be really serious when you say "we must stay in touch".

pbradley · 06.10.2008, 04:40 PM

Have cake? Fuck man, I skipped out halfway through the last day of my last job. Told them a lie about packing my car because I was moving and needed to hit the road asap.

✌➬ · 06.10.2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

Pretend to be incredibly sad that you're leaving especially to people you didn't get on with. Be teary eyed. Make it really awkward. Be really serious when you say "we must stay in touch".

I like the way you think.

acdc518 · 06.10.2008, 04:49 PM

I say hire someone else to pose as you for your last day. that way you get to sleep in and your coworkers get to try to figure out why there is a hobo in your workspace.

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.10.2008, 04:59 PM

Repaint or ruin the boss 'car :

!@#$%! · 06.10.2008, 05:19 PM

steal

Lurker · 06.10.2008, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Repaint or ruin the boss 'car :

That is brilliant.

alteredcourse · 06.10.2008, 05:26 PM

Leave a few pounds of ground meat stuffed with eggs and milk in an awkward to reach/notice heat vent .

uhler · 06.10.2008, 05:31 PM

my last day of work is in 12 or 13 days. i'll probably just treat it like any other day. just with more bragging i guess.

!@#$%! · 06.10.2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Repaint or ruin the boss 'car :

looks fucking awesome

i'd keep it that way!

Disgruntled Youth · 06.10.2008, 05:49 PM

Well back in my days when I worked for BR all I though about when they fired me was to destroy every pretty display in the store telling the store worker to leave that shit there & then telling the manager to pick up all those shirts & fold them. That never worked, I managed to make them fire me over the phone. I told them don't waste my time & money going over there to tell me something that you can tell me over the phone...

!@#$%! · 06.10.2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Disgruntled Youth

Well back in my days when I worked for BR

you worked where??

awesome!!

EMMAh · 06.10.2008, 06:57 PM

I just did as little as possible and booked it out of there at the end of my shift.

█████████ · 06.10.2008, 07:14 PM

skip it?

Lurker · 06.10.2008, 07:14 PM

Secretly bring in a dildo and leave it somewhere without anyone noticing. Maybe your boss's office or in a cubicle in the men's toilets.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.10.2008, 08:07 PM

steal shit

pbradley · 06.10.2008, 08:45 PM

Spend the whole day posting on Gossip.

luisxvi · 06.11.2008, 04:09 AM

I steal quite a bit already, stationary etc and get free postage but how tempting is it to run amok?

View Poll Results: Last day of work
Get drunk at lunchtime then tell everyone what I think of them therefore burning my bridges?	4	28.57%
Be nice realising i probably need a reference in the future?	3	21.43%
Do something crazy?	2	14.29%
Other (Indie)?	5	35.71%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

06.10.2008, 04:28 PM	#1
luisxvi bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 196	Its mine soon but what would you do? __________________ I went out with a metal detector once and all I found was another metal detector.
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06.10.2008, 04:29 PM	#2
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Go crazy on their asses. Tell the manager off. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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06.10.2008, 04:38 PM	#3
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Pretend to be incredibly sad that you're leaving especially to people you didn't get on with. Be teary eyed. Make it really awkward. Be really serious when you say "we must stay in touch".
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06.10.2008, 04:40 PM	#4
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Have cake? Fuck man, I skipped out halfway through the last day of my last job. Told them a lie about packing my car because I was moving and needed to hit the road asap.
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06.10.2008, 04:49 PM	#6
acdc518 bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 194	I say hire someone else to pose as you for your last day. that way you get to sleep in and your coworkers get to try to figure out why there is a hobo in your workspace.
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06.10.2008, 04:59 PM	#7
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	Repaint or ruin the boss 'car : __________________
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06.10.2008, 05:19 PM	#8
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,580	steal
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06.10.2008, 05:26 PM	#10
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	Leave a few pounds of ground meat stuffed with eggs and milk in an awkward to reach/notice heat vent .
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06.10.2008, 05:31 PM	#11
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	my last day of work is in 12 or 13 days. i'll probably just treat it like any other day. just with more bragging i guess.
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06.10.2008, 05:49 PM	#13
Disgruntled Youth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm sitting right beside you Posts: 839	Well back in my days when I worked for BR all I though about when they fired me was to destroy every pretty display in the store telling the store worker to leave that shit there & then telling the manager to pick up all those shirts & fold them. That never worked, I managed to make them fire me over the phone. I told them don't waste my time & money going over there to tell me something that you can tell me over the phone... __________________ Duppy know a who fi Frighten "Drink Guinness & live, Hate Guinness & die" Lee "Scratch" Perry
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06.10.2008, 06:57 PM	#15
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	I just did as little as possible and booked it out of there at the end of my shift. __________________
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06.10.2008, 07:14 PM	#16
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	skip it?
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06.10.2008, 08:07 PM	#18
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	steal shit
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06.10.2008, 08:45 PM	#19
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Spend the whole day posting on Gossip.
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06.11.2008, 04:09 AM	#20
luisxvi bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 196	I steal quite a bit already, stationary etc and get free postage but how tempting is it to run amok? __________________ I went out with a metal detector once and all I found was another metal detector.
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