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While sleeping 4 33.33%
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Age 2 16.67%
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:14 AM   #1
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How would you like to die, if you had no chance of survival?

Hospice helped dying man lose his virginity

By Stewart Payne
Last Updated: 6:16PM GMT 31/01/2007




 

Nick Wallis: paid for prostitute



A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies.
Sister Frances Dominica gave her support to 22-year-old Nick Wallis, who was born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Sufferers usually die by their thirties.
Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier.
He told The Daily Telegraph: "It was a decision two years in the making and I discussed it with my carers and my parents. Telling my mother and father was the hardest part, but in the end they gave me their support.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...virginity.html
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:21 AM   #2
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:24 AM   #3
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abacination, please.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:24 AM   #4
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gots to get a taste before you die! good for him!


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Old 06.12.2008, 10:24 AM   #5
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hahaha

I hadn't enough options to put ''die laughing'' on there too. Good one.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:26 AM   #6
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Guillotine.

Dramatic, messy but not excessively vulgar, relatively painless, and you get to see if the severed head has conciousness for a moment after the decapitation.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:27 AM   #7
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I want to die fighting a war in my eighties.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:30 AM   #8
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It reminds me of a great TV moment from a year back when it had been arranged for a kid with cancer, who'd always dreamed of going to Disney World, to visit the theme park. The presenter, Gabby Roslin, came to tell him of his trip, asking him what he'd most like to see in the world, to which he replied, "your tits."



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Old 06.12.2008, 10:33 AM   #9
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Hhaha. I'm going to start watching children in need or whatever that is.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:35 AM   #10
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I wouldn't mind exploding or dying in a plane crash. No way I'd like to survive a plane crash, though, 'cause it means that I'd have to munch on dead bodies till my pulse would give up.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:36 AM   #11
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Unless it crashes in London.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:42 AM   #12
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I wouldn't mind exploding or dying in a plane crash. No way I'd like to survive a plane crash, though, 'cause it means that I'd have to munch on dead bodies till my pulse would give up.

Plus you'd probably be covered in massive burns.
I believe the few minutes it takes the plane to plunge into ground would be quite unpleasant; it would hurt your ears like hell.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:44 AM   #13
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I want to fall to my death.

I wonder if I can get our hospice to do shit like that?
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:44 AM   #14
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Unless it crashes in London.

Then he'd have to munch on dead chav bodies.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:47 AM   #15
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wild west shootoff where i die because i get outnumbered and out of bullets. but i kill a shitload of guys and go down in fame.
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:48 AM   #16
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Shot by Lee Van Cleef in a Mexican stand-off.

Edit: Great minds, Buzzo ...
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Old 06.12.2008, 10:51 AM   #17
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death by firing squad
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Old 06.12.2008, 11:04 AM   #18
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How would you like to die, if you had no chance of survival?

Hospice helped dying man lose his virginity

By Stewart Payne
Last Updated: 6:16PM GMT 31/01/2007





 

Nick Wallis: paid for prostitute



A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies.
Sister Frances Dominica gave her support to 22-year-old Nick Wallis, who was born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Sufferers usually die by their thirties.
Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier.
He told The Daily Telegraph: "It was a decision two years in the making and I discussed it with my carers and my parents. Telling my mother and father was the hardest part, but in the end they gave me their support.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...virginity.html

fuckin a!

good for him
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Old 06.12.2008, 11:14 AM   #19
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I read once about an older Australian dude who was so into sex that one day he pulled, took this lady to his place, and when the lady grabbed his cock he got so excited and turned on that he had a heart attack.
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