British Dream

Lurker · 01.29.2009, 12:46 PM

In response to the American dream thread. If there was a British dream what would it be?

Phlegmscope · 01.29.2009, 12:47 PM

Good teeth.

afterthefact · 01.29.2009, 01:17 PM

To come to America.

floatingslowly · 01.29.2009, 01:25 PM

to roll the clocks back to when the sun never set.

my Giant American Penis is currently blocking out all of the light.

gualbert · 01.29.2009, 01:29 PM

Mint flavored meat.
( or is it just a cliché? )

!@#$%! · 01.29.2009, 01:44 PM

Glice · 01.29.2009, 01:47 PM

Something simple like a good shoe. Mmm. Imagine that! A good shoe. Mmm.

Danny Himself · 01.29.2009, 01:55 PM

Decent customer service. Imaginative original programming on television. A general public who aren't ugly, poorly dressed, arrogant, and racist. Sunshine. These are what dreams are made of.

blunderbuss · 01.29.2009, 02:46 PM

A nice cup of tea and a scone.

Toilet & Bowels · 01.29.2009, 05:57 PM

a nice orderly queue

greedrex · 01.29.2009, 06:02 PM

semidetachedhouses.

demonrail666 · 01.30.2009, 02:11 AM

Coronation Street.
An end to Vernon Kay's reign of prime-time terror.
Football played only on a Saturday, at 3.00
A well baked crusty bloomer.
an end to poncified flavoured teas and exotic sausages.
A decent Hammer film at 2.am on a Saturday night.
A decent war film on a Sunday afternoon.
A good shoe (as Glice has already mentioned).
A sunny, but non-humid, summer.
Ronnie Corbett becomes primeminister.
Chip shops run by Italians. (Say what you like in favour of the Chinese but the fuckers really are clueless when it comes to deep frying a skate.)
A well sourced pea.
Every woman looks like Valerie Leon circa 1970.
Every man looks like Kenneth More circa 1956.

01.30.2009, 02:56 AM

From a foreigner observing British people in their own capital city:

-Transport that works better at more reasonable prices

-Less overcrowded capital city

-Streets that can house the crazy amount of cars at peak time

-The window-side seat on the top deck of a bus

-Good food, as in food that tastes of something, whatever it is

-Drinks after work

-A kebab after the drinks

-Sex after the kebab

-Chucking in a sickie after the previous night out

-More daylight, not meaning warm weather necessarily

-Less people walking directionless on a busy street

-Less people talking on mobile phones loudly first thing in the morning

-Less juvenile delinquency

-Reading a book in the park, wishing nobody is going to ask you for the time just to start a conversation

-Friendlier service, rather than fake politeness when you go to a restaurant/shop

-Foreigners who take an interest in the place they currently live in, rather than complaining constantly that ''everything is better at home'' (this applies to any country's dream I imagine)

- More affordable accomodation for key workers

- Sexy children

pbradley · 01.30.2009, 03:01 AM

A good cup o' tea?

phoenix · 01.30.2009, 03:23 AM

tea and bickies followed by some BDSM?

beer and chips and haddock?

no wait, MDMA, cocaine, and D&B?

I guess it depends on what kind of brit, doesnt it.

MellySingsDoom · 01.30.2009, 05:27 AM

A nice pint in a proper old-fashioned English boozer.
Cod and chips on the beach
Listening to prime Skullflower on a sunny Saturday morning.
Going for a long walk in your local park.
Coming out of a club at half past sparrowfart and chatting w/friends etc in the nearest local park.
Going to a petrol station at 1am to buy a Gingsters pasty.
Radio 4

demonrail666 · 01.30.2009, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Going to a petrol station at 1am to buy a Gingsters pasty.
Radio 4

Welcome to my life.

greedrex · 01.30.2009, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

-Sex after the kebab

wash yr hands first, that's disgusting..

Lurker · 01.30.2009, 09:25 AM

If only the MPs would look at this, this country would be a lot better.

This Is Not Here · 01.30.2009, 10:17 AM

PROPER pork scratchings like you get in twee countryside pubs in every pub in the UK, SPECIFICALLY in London.

01.29.2009, 12:46 PM	#1
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	In response to the American dream thread. If there was a British dream what would it be?
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01.29.2009, 12:47 PM	#2
Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	Good teeth.
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01.29.2009, 01:17 PM	#3
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	To come to America. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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01.29.2009, 01:25 PM	#4
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	to roll the clocks back to when the sun never set. my Giant American Penis is currently blocking out all of the light.
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01.29.2009, 01:29 PM	#5
gualbert the end of the ugly Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,088	Mint flavored meat. ( or is it just a cliché? )
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01.29.2009, 01:55 PM	#8
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Decent customer service. Imaginative original programming on television. A general public who aren't ugly, poorly dressed, arrogant, and racist. Sunshine. These are what dreams are made of.
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blunderbuss invito al cielo Join Date: May 2008 Location: UK Posts: 2,526	A nice cup of tea and a scone.
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01.29.2009, 05:57 PM	#10
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	a nice orderly queue
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01.29.2009, 06:02 PM	#11
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	semidetachedhouses. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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01.30.2009, 02:11 AM	#12
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Coronation Street. An end to Vernon Kay's reign of prime-time terror. Football played only on a Saturday, at 3.00 A well baked crusty bloomer. an end to poncified flavoured teas and exotic sausages. A decent Hammer film at 2.am on a Saturday night. A decent war film on a Sunday afternoon. A good shoe (as Glice has already mentioned). A sunny, but non-humid, summer. Ronnie Corbett becomes primeminister. Chip shops run by Italians. (Say what you like in favour of the Chinese but the fuckers really are clueless when it comes to deep frying a skate.) A well sourced pea. Every woman looks like Valerie Leon circa 1970. Every man looks like Kenneth More circa 1956.
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01.30.2009, 02:56 AM	#13
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	From a foreigner observing British people in their own capital city: -Transport that works better at more reasonable prices -Less overcrowded capital city -Streets that can house the crazy amount of cars at peak time -The window-side seat on the top deck of a bus -Good food, as in food that tastes of something, whatever it is -Drinks after work -A kebab after the drinks -Sex after the kebab -Chucking in a sickie after the previous night out -More daylight, not meaning warm weather necessarily -Less people walking directionless on a busy street -Less people talking on mobile phones loudly first thing in the morning -Less juvenile delinquency -Reading a book in the park, wishing nobody is going to ask you for the time just to start a conversation -Friendlier service, rather than fake politeness when you go to a restaurant/shop -Foreigners who take an interest in the place they currently live in, rather than complaining constantly that ''everything is better at home'' (this applies to any country's dream I imagine) - More affordable accomodation for key workers - Sexy children
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01.30.2009, 03:01 AM	#14
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	A good cup o' tea?
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01.30.2009, 03:23 AM	#15
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	tea and bickies followed by some BDSM? beer and chips and haddock? no wait, MDMA, cocaine, and D&B? I guess it depends on what kind of brit, doesnt it. __________________ tiny and lost.
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01.30.2009, 05:27 AM	#16
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	A nice pint in a proper old-fashioned English boozer. Cod and chips on the beach Listening to prime Skullflower on a sunny Saturday morning. Going for a long walk in your local park. Coming out of a club at half past sparrowfart and chatting w/friends etc in the nearest local park. Going to a petrol station at 1am to buy a Gingsters pasty. Radio 4 __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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01.30.2009, 09:25 AM	#19
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	If only the MPs would look at this, this country would be a lot better.
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01.30.2009, 10:17 AM	#20
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	PROPER pork scratchings like you get in twee countryside pubs in every pub in the UK, SPECIFICALLY in London. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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