What to get a girl who has everything?

Beautiful Plateau · 02.18.2009, 05:13 PM

I want to make up for the fact that she paid my 20$ entrance to a club once.

Twenty eight years of age (ok more a woman than a girl), she likes to dress classy, likes chick flicks, is a fan of Roger Federer and drives a black BMW (X3 or X5 I think) or used to do so.

All ideas welcome. serious or not...

MellySingsDoom · 02.18.2009, 05:17 PM

What you do get her? Pregnant!

!@#$%! · 02.18.2009, 05:18 PM

a backdoor man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0EweABcKwI&

lechaoscestmoi · 02.18.2009, 05:28 PM

an sy album

Beautiful Plateau · 02.18.2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

a backdoor man

If that was a joke, either I don't get it or it's very lame.

wikipedia: "In southern culture, the phrase "back-door man" refers to a man having an affair with a married woman, using the back door as an exit before the husband comes home"

I don't think she's married...

good song tho'

Dead-Air · 02.18.2009, 05:30 PM

I believe that cocaine is the standard gift.

davenotdead · 02.18.2009, 05:35 PM

does she have one of these?

!@#$%! · 02.18.2009, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beautiful Plateau

I don't get it because i am very lame

that's it!

matt g · 02.18.2009, 06:19 PM

moustache wax?

uhler · 02.18.2009, 06:25 PM

a big black record.

Alex's Trip · 02.18.2009, 06:33 PM

A homemade coupon book.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.18.2009, 06:38 PM

anal beads

ploesj · 02.18.2009, 07:01 PM

sing her a serenade.

seriously, i wouldn't know, since i don't have everything.

maybe... love?

02.18.2009, 07:39 PM

If she already has everything what's the point of getting her something?

pantophobia · 02.18.2009, 07:50 PM

a strap-on

pbradley · 02.18.2009, 08:46 PM

The experience of having something stolen?

akprodr · 02.18.2009, 09:00 PM

penicillin?

terriblecanyons · 02.18.2009, 09:19 PM

Just pay her the money back, if it bothers you that much.
Problem solved.

atsonicpark · 02.18.2009, 09:21 PM

Get her nothing. Don't get her "nothing", the actual nothing. Just give her "something" but have it be.. "nothing".

pbradley · 02.18.2009, 09:27 PM

Dick in a box!

(going off asp's nothing idea)

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Beautiful Plateau children of satan Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rotselaar, Belgium Posts: 288	I want to make up for the fact that she paid my 20$ entrance to a club once. Twenty eight years of age (ok more a woman than a girl), she likes to dress classy, likes chick flicks, is a fan of Roger Federer and drives a black BMW (X3 or X5 I think) or used to do so. All ideas welcome. serious or not... __________________
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	a backdoor man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0EweABcKwI&
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lechaoscestmoi the destroyed room Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 589	an sy album
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	I believe that cocaine is the standard gift. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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matt g bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: cimmaron hills Posts: 171	moustache wax?
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	a big black record.
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	A homemade coupon book. __________________ KALOPSIA
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	anal beads
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	sing her a serenade. seriously, i wouldn't know, since i don't have everything. maybe... love? __________________ blog flickr
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02.18.2009, 07:39 PM	#14
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	If she already has everything what's the point of getting her something?
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pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	a strap-on
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	The experience of having something stolen?
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akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	penicillin? __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Just pay her the money back, if it bothers you that much. Problem solved.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Get her nothing. Don't get her "nothing", the actual nothing. Just give her "something" but have it be.. "nothing". __________________
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Dick in a box! (going off asp's nothing idea)
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