haha

Alex's Trip · 04.12.2009, 03:30 PM

Jesus is still dead

This Is Not Here · 04.12.2009, 04:12 PM

I just hope Jade Goody will be resurected next Easter.

ploesj · 04.12.2009, 04:12 PM

well i have tons of chocolate eggs so i don't really care.

Derek · 04.12.2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

I just hope Jade Goody will be resurected next Easter.

pow

SYRFox · 04.12.2009, 04:18 PM

awesome thread

samuel · 04.12.2009, 04:20 PM

Actually, I think I saw Jesus shopping at Wal-mart yesterday. He seemed well... a little thin though.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.12.2009, 04:28 PM

Just then Joshua (Jesus) stumbled through the gate and crashed into us. We were able to catch ourselves and him before anyone fell. The Messiah was holding the little girl's pet bunny, hugging it to his cheek with the big back feet swinging free. He was gloriously drunk. "Know what?" Josh said. "I love bunnies. They toil not, neither do they bark. Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written. Go ahead Biff, write it down." He waved to me under the bunny, then turned and started back through the gate. "Where's the friggin' wine? I got a dry bunny over here!"

EVOLghost · 04.12.2009, 05:07 PM

I'm sick...........

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.12.2009, 05:25 PM

Hip hip hooray for horseradish!

exploding plastic candle · 04.12.2009, 05:44 PM

Or is he undead...

ZOMG ZOMBIE JESUS

atsonicpark · 04.12.2009, 05:51 PM

Alex's Trip · 04.12.2009, 05:53 PM

This Is Not Here · 04.13.2009, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by samuel

Actually, I think I saw Jesus shopping at Wal-mart yesterday. He seemed well... a little thin though.

Wrong. He works behind the Meat And Fish Counter at the Esher branch of Iceland. Elvis is a shelf-stacker there too.

samuel · 04.13.2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Wrong. He works behind the Meat And Fish Counter at the Esher branch of Iceland. Elvis is a shelf-stacker there too.

Ah, my mistake. I can't stand those Jesus impersonators at Wal-mart... always tricking me. And here I am thinking I gave Jesus a blow job, but it was just some creep. Wait, what?

Kegmama · 04.13.2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by exploding plastic candle

Or is he undead...
ZOMG ZOMBIE JESUS

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 04.13.2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Jesus is still dead

Kristisos Tensa'e Emutan

Didn't you hear the good news? Christ rose up from death, and it is lording over us no longer

Savage Clone · 04.13.2009, 02:19 PM

greedrex · 04.13.2009, 02:34 PM

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