new job prospects

phoenix · 04.16.2009, 07:26 AM

The employment rate is fairly high in my country.. and I actually haven't had a "real" job in about 4 months.

So it's time to try for something new.

Suggestions please?

nicfit · 04.16.2009, 07:40 AM

I'd like to become one of those guys who goes around the world visiting beautiful countries and then get back home to write some articles+pics or something reporting about their travels and get paid for that.

^^^^

Perhaps this could be a good idea for you too?

Toilet & Bowels · 04.16.2009, 07:47 AM

what about driving a hearse for a living?
or cutting off the heads of fish after they've been caught?
or being the pesron who decides on how urinal cakes should smell?

Derek · 04.16.2009, 07:55 AM

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or being the pesron who decides on how urinal cakes should smell?

Now that's thinking a bit too high.

ploesj · 04.16.2009, 08:34 AM

inventor is a great job.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.16.2009, 08:36 AM

learn how to astral project and invent a pulley operator shot dispenser.

EVOLghost · 04.16.2009, 01:37 PM

I like ???????????????? You have an incredible amount of options there.

Glice · 04.16.2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

...or being the person who decides on how urinal cakes should smell?

I hope that one day in my life I can tell an anecdote about the time I met the guy who did this. I would be sooooo happy.

pbradley · 04.16.2009, 01:58 PM

California unemployment rate this year has reached 10.1% and is on the rise.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,3811550.story

I'm waiting for a call back to set up an interview to work at an American Apparel.

EDIT: nevermind, interview got cancelled. position already filled.

jon boy · 04.16.2009, 02:00 PM

projectionist can actually be kinda hard, especially if its in a multiplex. you spend half your day running around between screens.

profesional namer - you just think of names for new products. that would be a good job.

Glice · 04.16.2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

profesional namer - you just think of names for new products. that would be a good job.

"How about 'wankalar'?"

"We've been through this several times now Mr Glice, the product name MAY NOT feature the word 'wank'."

"Ok. How about Wankstickywankwank?"

terminal pharmacy · 04.16.2009, 04:13 PM

you have a rigger's license?

pokkeherrie · 04.16.2009, 04:27 PM

chicken sexer

Toilet & Bowels · 04.16.2009, 06:27 PM

i don't think that kind of pornography is allowed in countries other than holland

pokkeherrie · 04.16.2009, 06:51 PM

there's a solution to every problem:
http://www.ind.nl/EN/verblijfwijzer/

amerikangod · 04.16.2009, 06:53 PM

Vendor of fine hats, young males division.

max · 04.16.2009, 07:47 PM

slot machine?

joe11121 · 04.16.2009, 08:21 PM

Employment is actually high in your country? Wow, we have resession here, may be a depression within the next while.

Youth_Against_Facism · 04.16.2009, 08:34 PM

Daytime prostitute? We don't have many of them in Australia.

phoenix · 04.17.2009, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by joe11121

Employment is actually high in your country? Wow, we have resession here, may be a depression within the next while.

oh damn, I meant to type unemployment : /

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04.16.2009, 07:26 AM	#1
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	The employment rate is fairly high in my country.. and I actually haven't had a "real" job in about 4 months. So it's time to try for something new. Suggestions please? __________________ tiny and lost.
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04.16.2009, 07:40 AM	#2
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I'd like to become one of those guys who goes around the world visiting beautiful countries and then get back home to write some articles+pics or something reporting about their travels and get paid for that. ^^^^ Perhaps this could be a good idea for you too? __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,269	what about driving a hearse for a living? or cutting off the heads of fish after they've been caught? or being the pesron who decides on how urinal cakes should smell?
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	inventor is a great job. __________________ blog flickr
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04.16.2009, 08:36 AM	#6
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	learn how to astral project and invent a pulley operator shot dispenser. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I like ???????????????? You have an incredible amount of options there.
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04.16.2009, 01:58 PM	#9
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	California unemployment rate this year has reached 10.1% and is on the rise. http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,3811550.story I'm waiting for a call back to set up an interview to work at an American Apparel. EDIT: nevermind, interview got cancelled. position already filled.
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04.16.2009, 02:00 PM	#10
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	projectionist can actually be kinda hard, especially if its in a multiplex. you spend half your day running around between screens. profesional namer - you just think of names for new products. that would be a good job. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.16.2009, 04:13 PM	#12
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	you have a rigger's license?
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04.16.2009, 04:27 PM	#13
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	chicken sexer
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04.16.2009, 06:27 PM	#14
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,269	i don't think that kind of pornography is allowed in countries other than holland
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04.16.2009, 06:51 PM	#15
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	there's a solution to every problem: http://www.ind.nl/EN/verblijfwijzer/
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04.16.2009, 06:53 PM	#16
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Vendor of fine hats, young males division. __________________
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04.16.2009, 07:47 PM	#17
max expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: sardinia, italy Posts: 1,262	slot machine? __________________ A Dance Of Shadows - Kingdom Of Night
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04.16.2009, 08:21 PM	#18
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Employment is actually high in your country? Wow, we have resession here, may be a depression within the next while.
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Youth_Against_Facism stalker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ocean Grove, Australia Posts: 468	Daytime prostitute? We don't have many of them in Australia. __________________ god damn, shit the bed!
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