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Old 05.02.2009, 10:29 PM   #1
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lets face it the type of girl i find attractive has a banging body is petite and bomb as fuck. no way shes not going to be corrupted by the spoils of Caifornia. There are so many guys who have more than me, even guys with mansions that can corrupt/spoil her to get her to give it up.

never listen to what a girl has to say about what attracts a woman. Woman are illogical creatures. What they say they want in a guy ON PAPER has nothing to do with sexual dominance and their primordial instincts. They will be your friend if you are nice and have a good personality but they will only submit(as in FUCK the) to the MAN who is in control, who is DOMINANT, and who is AGGRESSIVE.

same shit goes with gorillas and wolves. there is 1 alpha male that fucks all the female wolves and gorillas. But the beta gorillas/wolves will be nice friendly etc.. they just dont have the AGGRESSION it takes to get the females.

think of the last 3-5 guys you had sex with.. and you wont disagree.. this is the shit a woman doesnt want guys to know! thats why they hate it and deny it but its fucking proven fact. since the beginning of man humans are a tribal existance. there is the tribe chief, tribe leaders, elders, then the normal peasants or w/e that have no say in anything. WHO GETS THE VAGINA? The big men at the top of the hierarchy.

this shit is all true ive studied it, its been studied by human behavior experts, and i for a fact know a guy who does fighting , jujitsu, karate, kickboxing, etc.. very muscular dude who is highly aggressive loves to fight and go to the gym 5x a week total meat head steroid jock and he has gotten laid well around or over 100 times by some of the most smoking hot women ive ever seen. he's a living example of the alpha male philosophy
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Old 05.02.2009, 10:31 PM   #2
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Old 05.02.2009, 10:34 PM   #3
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Man that guy was an idiot.
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Old 05.02.2009, 10:34 PM   #4
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Old 05.02.2009, 10:50 PM   #5
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Old 05.02.2009, 10:51 PM   #6
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Old 05.02.2009, 11:00 PM   #7
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guess i need to see that.

no mostly, the sisters of guys i know... i just want vaginal versions of my bro friends
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Old 05.02.2009, 11:05 PM   #8
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Old 05.02.2009, 11:29 PM   #9
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What are you, 12?

Who cares about getting laid by 100 different women?

I'd rather get laid by one woman 100 times.

Who the fuck cares about being aggressive? I'd rather be friends with a girl and just hope something happens, than risk alienating every girl I meet because I try to hook up with them.
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What are you 12?

Who cares about getting laid by 100 different women?

I'd rather get laid by one woman 100 times.

Yes. Less STD risks. Good call
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Old 05.03.2009, 02:57 AM   #11
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This is now a girl speaking. Oh man I am laughing all the way through.


Divorce was happening before the No Fault rule, it was hurting children before, just much less often." Case and point... I mean, some couples get divorced after only a couple months of marriage; what was the point, ya know? I'm pretty sure THAT didn't happen before... (And if it did, it was probably quite rare.)

Are you talking about handing out condoms to adolescents? I find that to be inappropriate if it is in the context of a public school... but what's stopping the kid from going to Planned Parenthood? A local queer youth center in my town has a basket full of condoms/female condoms/dental dams just sitting out... I'm sure there are many ways to access contraception at little or no cost. (Abstinance doesn't cost anything to begin with, lol.)

Oh, I know it's necessary at times... my ex-aunt is CRAZY! But, at the same time... the benefits of having both a mother and a father present have to be considered, even if they fight frequently. I still sometimes worry that things are going sour between my own parents...

My uncle lived in Nevada at the time; his ex-wife was attempting to take full custody of the children. It was just brutal on the kids... all she wanted to do was make my uncle suffer. She offered them money to urinate on the carpet in his house, tried to convince them that extracurricular activites were more important than school; don't even get me started on the negligence... it's sickening how many legal hoops he had to jump through.
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i'm a total asshole and i have pretty awesome muscles,but you skinny art school types totally touch more vaginas than me, so basically you're wrong
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I'll be honest. All I want to say is that I wouldn't mind getting laid with the alpha male.
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Old 05.03.2009, 09:21 AM   #18
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