street gayness

ni'k · 08.14.2009, 09:27 PM

so i went out for a walk because its too hot. i just wandered around until i was too depressed to walk so i sat on a bench. this dude walked past, he was about 25 with long damo suzuki hair and tight jeans and big shoes and was carrying a umbrella. i wasnt paying attention but he came up and sat beside me. i was too depressed too care or even notice he was there or anything, he started talking like "ah i cant see you sitting here by yourself an' all". he seemed drunk or something. i just said i was monumentally depressed and that was all. i forgot he was even there. then he said something along the line of its ok about your sexuality you know - before could react some other dudes came up and started saying "are youse gay! ah ya fuckin queers!" then one of them came up and pulled down his trousers and shoved his ass in our faces. i wasnt even paying attention just lost in my own thoughts. the dude was like "oh ive seen better" then the other dudes left. so then he kept asking me what was wrong and i was like "ah thats the fucking problem drugs booze sex junk cigs hedonism im so fucking bored of it". then he said "come on lets get you home." i just went along with what he was saying. i was totally out of it. so then i asked him who he was and did he know me or something. and he wouldnt give me a straight answer and was acting weird. so i just walked off and so did he, but after a while he turned back and followed me and i thought "shit is this dude some sort of serial killer or something". he came up to me and tried to kiss me and said he wanted to fuck me! dude was fine looking nothing wrong with that, but i said nah i dont do that anymore im anti sex now. so he was really embarrased and disapointed and then gave me an awkward hug and a kiss on the neck and i left. so as soon as he left i walked back home and ANOTHER dude who looked pretty camp started making eyes at me!

what the fuck? this wasnt even the part of town where the gay bars are! how the fuck did this guy know me? did he just guess i that i might be gay or something? i wasnt dressed gay in anyway at all im wearing old ripped jeans and a smelly black hoodie. i smell bad and have put on wheight and look really bad right now. i tried to be all flattered about it but that kinda narcissism is just as boring as sex.

it cant have been an hallucination unless the government is scanning my mind and hiring actors to stand in exactly the same place as the people i hallucinate and copy their actions so i cant tell them apart.

Green Magnesium · 08.14.2009, 09:47 PM

Goodness.

Your evening has been much more exciting than my trip to Taco Bell and the laundromat. There was a creepy old lech making eyes @ me near the Exxon pumps... but he didn't kiss my neck or anything.

ni'k · 08.14.2009, 09:49 PM

dude wasnt a creepy old lech he was fine looking nothing wrong with him at all. looked like damo suzuki. i did seriously think he was gonna kill me or something at one point tho.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.14.2009, 09:51 PM

1st thought when I saw this thread:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/...1de1fd.jpg?v=0

terriblecanyons · 08.14.2009, 09:58 PM

I get a lot of eyes from lesbos but I can't say I've ever been neck-molested by one.

ni'k · 08.14.2009, 10:00 PM

i respect lesbians. at least the ones who dont act like girls and dont let you give them any shit.

notyourfiend · 08.14.2009, 10:01 PM

I am somehow a magnet for homosexuals.

It might be because I am one.

I highly doubt it though.

I don't look queer at all.

Most people would never guess.

But somehow, almost everybody I meet nowadays is a sexual deviant of some sort.

ni'k · 08.14.2009, 10:09 PM

i know its so boring.

Satan · 08.14.2009, 10:27 PM

jesus christ

shentov · 08.15.2009, 01:29 PM

hah, this is confusing, given your mood at the moment.
just another weird day at the office, hah, well, maybe...

static-harmony · 08.15.2009, 01:34 PM

This is a weird experience.

Elder. · 08.15.2009, 01:39 PM

He's obviously a whore.
A kiss on the first date?!

jon boy · 08.15.2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

so i went out for a walk because its too hot. i just wandered around until i was too depressed to walk so i sat on a bench. this dude walked past, he was about 25 with long damo suzuki hair and tight jeans and big shoes and was carrying a umbrella. i wasnt paying attention but he came up and sat beside me. i was too depressed too care or even notice he was there or anything, he started talking like "ah i cant see you sitting here by yourself an' all". he seemed drunk or something. i just said i was monumentally depressed and that was all. i forgot he was even there. then he said something along the line of its ok about your sexuality you know - before could react some other dudes came up and started saying "are youse gay! ah ya fuckin queers!" then one of them came up and pulled down his trousers and shoved his ass in our faces. i wasnt even paying attention just lost in my own thoughts. the dude was like "oh ive seen better" then the other dudes left. so then he kept asking me what was wrong and i was like "ah thats the fucking problem drugs booze sex junk cigs hedonism im so fucking bored of it". then he said "come on lets get you home." i just went along with what he was saying. i was totally out of it. so then i asked him who he was and did he know me or something. and he wouldnt give me a straight answer and was acting weird. so i just walked off and so did he, but after a while he turned back and followed me and i thought "shit is this dude some sort of serial killer or something". he came up to me and tried to kiss me and said he wanted to fuck me! dude was fine looking nothing wrong with that, but i said nah i dont do that anymore im anti sex now. so he was really embarrased and disapointed and then gave me an awkward hug and a kiss on the neck and i left. so as soon as he left i walked back home and ANOTHER dude who looked pretty camp started making eyes at me!

what the fuck? this wasnt even the part of town where the gay bars are! how the fuck did this guy know me? did he just guess i that i might be gay or something? i wasnt dressed gay in anyway at all im wearing old ripped jeans and a smelly black hoodie. i smell bad and have put on wheight and look really bad right now. i tried to be all flattered about it but that kinda narcissism is just as boring as sex.

it cant have been an hallucination unless the government is scanning my mind and hiring actors to stand in exactly the same place as the people i hallucinate and copy their actions so i cant tell them apart.

i tripped on a paving slab when i went out earlier. thats the most exciting thing that happened to me.

Zombie Robot · 08.15.2009, 01:43 PM

im sorry ur depressed nik! i hope u feel better. im sure he was just hitn on u cuz ur hot & stuff.

i have a couple gay girlfriends who are all about tryn to get some zombot action; its flattering, but strange since they know how much i dig on dick. haha.

ni'k · 08.15.2009, 01:43 PM

i didnt know he was gonna kiss me.

afterwards i was disturbed but also a bit cheered up like "damn i smell of pizza and sweat and cig ash and i look like a tramp but i still got it"

jon boy · 08.15.2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k

i didnt know he was gonna kiss me.

afterwards i was disturbed but also a bit cheered up like "damn i smell of pizza and sweat and cig ash and i look like a tramp but i still got it"

yo must be hot stuff.

Green Magnesium · 08.15.2009, 01:49 PM

It is always nice to be flirted with when you feel and look like poop.

MellySingsDoom · 08.16.2009, 04:23 AM

n'ik's got it going on.

n'ik - how are you finding life in Belfast so far?

ni'k · 08.16.2009, 01:22 PM

it's good. but i havent been out doing much yet. it's definitly a better place to be.

if i ever get bored or alone i can just go out for a walk and there's usually some life or somewhere to go i havent been before so its all good.

floatingslowly · 08.16.2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

"oh ive seen better"

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then the other dudes left.

that's pretty awesome.

peace through superior firepower.

08.14.2009, 09:27 PM	#1
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	so i went out for a walk because its too hot. i just wandered around until i was too depressed to walk so i sat on a bench. this dude walked past, he was about 25 with long damo suzuki hair and tight jeans and big shoes and was carrying a umbrella. i wasnt paying attention but he came up and sat beside me. i was too depressed too care or even notice he was there or anything, he started talking like "ah i cant see you sitting here by yourself an' all". he seemed drunk or something. i just said i was monumentally depressed and that was all. i forgot he was even there. then he said something along the line of its ok about your sexuality you know - before could react some other dudes came up and started saying "are youse gay! ah ya fuckin queers!" then one of them came up and pulled down his trousers and shoved his ass in our faces. i wasnt even paying attention just lost in my own thoughts. the dude was like "oh ive seen better" then the other dudes left. so then he kept asking me what was wrong and i was like "ah thats the fucking problem drugs booze sex junk cigs hedonism im so fucking bored of it". then he said "come on lets get you home." i just went along with what he was saying. i was totally out of it. so then i asked him who he was and did he know me or something. and he wouldnt give me a straight answer and was acting weird. so i just walked off and so did he, but after a while he turned back and followed me and i thought "shit is this dude some sort of serial killer or something". he came up to me and tried to kiss me and said he wanted to fuck me! dude was fine looking nothing wrong with that, but i said nah i dont do that anymore im anti sex now. so he was really embarrased and disapointed and then gave me an awkward hug and a kiss on the neck and i left. so as soon as he left i walked back home and ANOTHER dude who looked pretty camp started making eyes at me! what the fuck? this wasnt even the part of town where the gay bars are! how the fuck did this guy know me? did he just guess i that i might be gay or something? i wasnt dressed gay in anyway at all im wearing old ripped jeans and a smelly black hoodie. i smell bad and have put on wheight and look really bad right now. i tried to be all flattered about it but that kinda narcissism is just as boring as sex. it cant have been an hallucination unless the government is scanning my mind and hiring actors to stand in exactly the same place as the people i hallucinate and copy their actions so i cant tell them apart.
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08.14.2009, 09:47 PM	#2
Green Magnesium 100% Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A House Like a Lotus Posts: 809	Goodness. Your evening has been much more exciting than my trip to Taco Bell and the laundromat. There was a creepy old lech making eyes @ me near the Exxon pumps... but he didn't kiss my neck or anything.
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08.14.2009, 09:49 PM	#3
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	dude wasnt a creepy old lech he was fine looking nothing wrong with him at all. looked like damo suzuki. i did seriously think he was gonna kill me or something at one point tho.
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08.14.2009, 09:51 PM	#4
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	1st thought when I saw this thread: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/...1de1fd.jpg?v=0 __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.14.2009, 09:58 PM	#5
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I get a lot of eyes from lesbos but I can't say I've ever been neck-molested by one.
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08.14.2009, 10:00 PM	#6
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i respect lesbians. at least the ones who dont act like girls and dont let you give them any shit.
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08.14.2009, 10:01 PM	#7
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	I am somehow a magnet for homosexuals. It might be because I am one. I highly doubt it though. I don't look queer at all. Most people would never guess. But somehow, almost everybody I meet nowadays is a sexual deviant of some sort. __________________
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08.14.2009, 10:09 PM	#8
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i know its so boring.
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08.14.2009, 10:27 PM	#9
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08.15.2009, 01:29 PM	#10
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	hah, this is confusing, given your mood at the moment. just another weird day at the office, hah, well, maybe... __________________
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08.15.2009, 01:34 PM	#11
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	This is a weird experience. __________________
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08.15.2009, 01:39 PM	#12
Elder. little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 71	He's obviously a whore. A kiss on the first date?!
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08.15.2009, 01:43 PM	#14
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	im sorry ur depressed nik! i hope u feel better. im sure he was just hitn on u cuz ur hot & stuff. i have a couple gay girlfriends who are all about tryn to get some zombot action; its flattering, but strange since they know how much i dig on dick. haha. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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08.15.2009, 01:49 PM	#17
Green Magnesium 100% Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A House Like a Lotus Posts: 809	It is always nice to be flirted with when you feel and look like poop.
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08.16.2009, 04:23 AM	#18
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	n'ik's got it going on. n'ik - how are you finding life in Belfast so far? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.16.2009, 01:22 PM	#19
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	it's good. but i havent been out doing much yet. it's definitly a better place to be. if i ever get bored or alone i can just go out for a walk and there's usually some life or somewhere to go i havent been before so its all good.
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