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Old 09.15.2009, 11:24 AM   #1
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This was sent to me by my brother who works at a clinic in Austin TX.

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"


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Old 09.15.2009, 12:01 PM   #2
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the stories my bro tells me of the fucking INANITY of kids age 12-18 regarding sexuality is amazing. Thank you George Bush's "preach abstinence instead of sex education" america!
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Old 09.15.2009, 12:05 PM   #3
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so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing ten guys and I done nut inside, I can just piss juice, cauise I used to have sex ed presentation and I ain't got no more pussy. will it go back to normal from a guy?"
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Old 09.15.2009, 12:39 PM   #4
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Old 09.15.2009, 01:20 PM   #5
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Old 09.15.2009, 01:25 PM   #6
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he has been teaching sex ed seminars and testing kids for STD's and all sorts of stuff for 5 years. the stories he tells me are ridiculous. Some may be messing with him, but the ignorance is appaling.

just horrible shit. stupid stupid stupid people out there.
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Old 09.15.2009, 04:28 PM   #7
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Are you sure that they aren't just fucking him yr brother?

fe real. I have met some stupid kids in regards to sex, but that sounds awfully suspicious.
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Old 09.15.2009, 04:29 PM   #8
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he has been teaching sex ed seminars and testing kids for STD's and all sorts of stuff for 5 years. the stories he tells me are ridiculous. Some may be messing with him, but the ignorance is appaling.

just horrible shit. stupid stupid stupid people out there.

but.. its not just the ignorance of kids, many and most adults are equally uninformed.. its not really a "sex education" problem as much as an american cultural taboo to be sexually explicit to high school kids.. people still believe that if they talk about it (even abstinence) than they are inspiring kids, but its not conversation that inspires kids, its being fucking terribly horny.

adults are as stupid as kids in this regard..
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Old 09.15.2009, 04:31 PM   #9
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so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"


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Old 09.15.2009, 04:31 PM   #10
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the first and third sound too ridiculous to be true.

or at least i'd hope so.
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Old 09.15.2009, 04:39 PM   #11
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from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"



 


maybe there is some truth to that one.. after all, "yes, amazing!"
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Old 09.15.2009, 04:42 PM   #14
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I am going to get my bro to write me all the freaked out shit they ask.

he had one pregnant girl who wold not believe the pregnancy tests saying she was pregnant, who told him she could not be pregnant because she "coughed out" all her boyfriend's cum.
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it is a societal thing. Parents are afraid to be frank with their kids, schools are completely afraid to get sued by prude parents, and so kids learn about human reproduction from pornos and from their friend's stories.
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