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Old 11.25.2009, 02:41 PM   #1
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Old 11.25.2009, 03:06 PM   #2
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Old 11.25.2009, 03:09 PM   #3
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:07 PM   #4
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On the left, yes, on the right, no.

 

Yes.

 


Legions of yes. Zizeck is the absolute paragon of decent career/ beard matching.
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:11 PM   #5
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So, basically, if you're a composer, philosopher or son of God, go for the beard.
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:12 PM   #6
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what about motherfucking Hemingway?
 
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:15 PM   #7
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The philosophers without beards look better.

 
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:17 PM   #8
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no one takes non bearded philosophers seriously
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:28 PM   #9
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Yeah, look at Marx, what a beard he had!
The moustache works as well (ie Nietzsche).
But who cares about Wittgenstein?
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:34 PM   #10
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In my mind, the philosopher's beard is associated to the metaphysician. Nobody takes metaphysics seriously anymore.
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:48 PM   #11
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I AM A MASSIVE CUNT BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A BEARD.
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:50 PM   #12
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If I'd only ever seen pictures of him, I'd never read his books.

 


Look at this squitty-eyed, non-bearded cunt! Your rules are piddle, metaphysics or not.
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Old 11.25.2009, 04:55 PM   #13
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Old 11.25.2009, 05:00 PM   #14
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like most bald men i had until recently a full beard but it became increasingly annoying and things started to live in it so i got rid. i did however enjoy having it for quite a while, i hid behind it if you know what i mean?
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Old 11.25.2009, 05:01 PM   #15
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Daniel Dennett probably has the most classical beard that I know of.

And he's a cunt, with or without it.

 


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Old 11.25.2009, 05:15 PM   #17
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like most bald men i had until recently a full beard but it became increasingly annoying and things started to live in it so i got rid. i did however enjoy having it for quite a while, i hid behind it if you know what i mean?

I can't grow a beard. Or rather, I look like a massive cunt when I try to. As you may recall, I have a little boy face. One day though. One day...
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Old 11.25.2009, 05:21 PM   #18
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i cant wait for my existing hair to turn gray so i can look more distinguished and less like a sex offender in the community.
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Old 11.25.2009, 05:38 PM   #19
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I think people will be sniffy about northerners wherever they are, to be honest. Except in northland, obviously.
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