Snarky songs

artsygrrl · 08.11.2010, 12:32 PM

Is there a song that seems to be played at EVERY goddamn bar/karaoke bar/wedding/bar mitzvah/ etc
...that you absolutely HATE?
me:
weddings - Color My World

screamingskull · 08.11.2010, 01:22 PM

Queen songs?

and everybody around me always seems to know all the words when they are played, and i never know any of the words...my parents didn't listen to Queen, they listened to the Grateful Dead.. i know the words to grateful dead songs, but they don't get played at weddings

demonrail666 · 08.11.2010, 01:30 PM

Any occasion that involves the playing of either Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' or the Sugababes 'Here Comes the Girls'.

screamingskull · 08.11.2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Any occasion that involves the playing of either Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' or the Sugababes 'Here Comes the Girls'.

oh boy, whenever the boots advert comes on....man does that song suck...

Rob Instigator · 08.11.2010, 01:42 PM

at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing.

at every fucking party I ahve ever been to, eventually some girl will put on Me & Bobby Magee by Janis Joplin

I personally could go my entire life without ever hearing that fucking bloated shit ever again

dale_gribble · 08.11.2010, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

i know the words to grateful dead songs, but they don't get played at weddings

usually wedding goers aren't out of their minds on acid so that may explain why.

lucyrulesok · 08.11.2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing.

best. song. ever.

automatic bzooty · 08.11.2010, 10:43 PM

don't stop believin' makes me nauseated. it was my graduating class' song. ugh.

Silent Dan Speaks · 08.11.2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing.

at every fucking party I ahve ever been to, eventually some girl will put on Me & Bobby Magee by Janis Joplin

I personally could go my entire life without ever hearing that fucking bloated shit ever again

This one's for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ

deflinus · 08.11.2010, 11:58 PM

something bruce springsteen and something elton john

ann ashtray · 08.12.2010, 12:06 AM

Bars - the only one I semi-frequent has a "vinyl Monday", which means people bring their own records and they play them. Always an eclectic mix of punk, 60's, strange star wars disco shit., blues, 80's fun hair cheese.

I wouldn't be caught dead in a karaoke bar. I did go, ONCE, but never again. The experience boiled down to me making fun of some asshole singing along to "mother" by Danzig. I was drunk, it was funny, but not funny enough to do again. I really shoulda got my ass kicked that night. Danzig loves violence.

Weddings...only ever been to two. I hate them. The first was my dad's second wedding, I don't remember what music was played, just remember feeling cool in my little tiny tux...I was pretending to be in Miami Vice. Haha...that long ago. The second was my best friend's. I was the best man. It was outdoors and music consisted of some dude with an acoustic guitar playing Radiohead covers...it was interesting.

Guess I don't frequent said locations enough to really...I don't know...have any solid input.

ann ashtray · 08.12.2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by deflinus

something bruce springsteen and something elton john

That Bruce Springsteen always looks like he just got off work, even after all these years.

I think Buzz O. said this once. If he didn't, he shoulda.

Murmer99 · 08.12.2010, 01:04 AM

that time of your life song by green day.....

ann ashtray · 08.12.2010, 01:06 AM

That time of my life song from dirty dancing. Thankfully, I never hear it anywhere except my apartment and that's only when there are too many people around and I'm wanting them to leave.

jon boy · 08.12.2010, 01:08 AM

it used to be katy perry i kissed a girl but now its lady ga ga that can fuck the fuck off.

GeneticKiss · 08.12.2010, 02:14 AM

Two words

SWEET CAROLINE

'Nuff said

Satan · 08.12.2010, 02:31 AM

anything by journey....makes me want to start stabbing people

Satan · 08.12.2010, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ann ashtray

Danzig loves violence.

......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps

artsygrrl · 08.12.2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

This one's for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ

Hahahahahahahahaah
Total Eclipse = moon shots!

Torn Curtain · 08.12.2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Anything by Billy Joel. For a man that's crashed his car so many times, you'd think we'd have lucked out by now and he'd have ended up like this. Or at least had his wounds fucked by James Spader. Then, you know, infection.

Warning : do NOT click on that link the cunt who talks about his dick in 90 % of his posts put on...

08.11.2010, 12:32 PM	#1
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Is there a song that seems to be played at EVERY goddamn bar/karaoke bar/wedding/bar mitzvah/ etc ...that you absolutely HATE? me: weddings - Color My World
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	Queen songs? and everybody around me always seems to know all the words when they are played, and i never know any of the words...my parents didn't listen to Queen, they listened to the Grateful Dead.. i know the words to grateful dead songs, but they don't get played at weddings
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Any occasion that involves the playing of either Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' or the Sugababes 'Here Comes the Girls'.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,990	at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing. at every fucking party I ahve ever been to, eventually some girl will put on Me & Bobby Magee by Janis Joplin I personally could go my entire life without ever hearing that fucking bloated shit ever again __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	don't stop believin' makes me nauseated. it was my graduating class' song. ugh.
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deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	something bruce springsteen and something elton john
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08.12.2010, 12:06 AM	#11
ann ashtray expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Macon, GA Posts: 2,299	Bars - the only one I semi-frequent has a "vinyl Monday", which means people bring their own records and they play them. Always an eclectic mix of punk, 60's, strange star wars disco shit., blues, 80's fun hair cheese. I wouldn't be caught dead in a karaoke bar. I did go, ONCE, but never again. The experience boiled down to me making fun of some asshole singing along to "mother" by Danzig. I was drunk, it was funny, but not funny enough to do again. I really shoulda got my ass kicked that night. Danzig loves violence. Weddings...only ever been to two. I hate them. The first was my dad's second wedding, I don't remember what music was played, just remember feeling cool in my little tiny tux...I was pretending to be in Miami Vice. Haha...that long ago. The second was my best friend's. I was the best man. It was outdoors and music consisted of some dude with an acoustic guitar playing Radiohead covers...it was interesting. Guess I don't frequent said locations enough to really...I don't know...have any solid input. __________________ Team Thurston!
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08.12.2010, 01:04 AM	#13
Murmer99 stalker Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 367	that time of your life song by green day.....
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ann ashtray expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Macon, GA Posts: 2,299	That time of my life song from dirty dancing. Thankfully, I never hear it anywhere except my apartment and that's only when there are too many people around and I'm wanting them to leave. __________________ Team Thurston!
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	it used to be katy perry i kissed a girl but now its lady ga ga that can fuck the fuck off. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	Two words SWEET CAROLINE 'Nuff said __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	anything by journey....makes me want to start stabbing people
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