Which animal ability would you like?

Hip Priest · 03.31.2006, 04:54 AM

You've got ten to choose from, but you may select only one!

Perhaps you could tell us about your choice, and maybe which second ability you'd like as back up?

Enjoy.

marleypumpkin · 03.31.2006, 05:20 AM

Of course, I voted roar like a Lion. To me there's no animal as fierce & powerful as the Lion, so naturally, I'd love to have that kind of power.
But then again, every rasta would vote roar like a Lion.

sonicl · 03.31.2006, 05:55 AM

Why didn't you include "lick your own genitals like a dog"?

truncated · 03.31.2006, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Why didn't you include "lick your own genitals like a dog"?

Maybe he already does that anyway.

truncated · 03.31.2006, 06:04 AM

I would say fly, because it seems as though that must be a very liberating sensation. Otherwise, despite being arachnaphobic, I'd vote for being able to make a web, because that one ability is so key to their survival. Webs amazingly strong, self-generated (I'm sure there's some technical term for that that I don't know), and they provide both their shelter and their means of catching prey for sustenance. And they are probably one of nature's most beautiful geometric designs. And, like, Toby Maguire could do it, so it must be, like, cool.

krastian · 03.31.2006, 04:30 PM

Fly like a bat!!!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.31.2006, 09:26 PM

Fly like a bat. I have many flying dreams and I am sad when I wake up.

When I am really tired, I desire to sleep upside down like batman. If it were not for the blood going to the head, I would think it was the best way to sleep.

marleypumpkin · 03.31.2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Fly like a bat. I have many flying dreams and I am sad when I wake up.

Yeah, me to. But there are those dreams when somehow, your on top of a cliff, & then you fall. I hate that feeling of falling in a dream, 'cuz it feels so real. You know how you get that sick feeling in your stomach when your falling.

RIPfrey05 · 04.01.2006, 12:03 AM

how bout "fuck like a stallion"

marleypumpkin · 04.01.2006, 12:22 AM

Or, be fucked like a stallion by a girl in a beastiality porn. (ha ha)

Inhuman · 04.01.2006, 12:36 AM

Chew like a beaver...niiicceee.

That would be pretty sweet, if I got in any fights, I could just bite them and they'll be down

marleypumpkin · 04.01.2006, 12:41 AM

Hell, you wouldn't even have to fight if you could roar like a lion.

Magublafix · 04.01.2006, 02:41 AM

Fly like a bat...

Hip Priest · 04.01.2006, 04:08 AM

I settled on swimming like a shark.

I'd like to explore the fauna and flora of the world's seas and oceans, and if I was happy swimming in freshwater too I could do the great rivers and places like Baikal Lake in Siberia.

Pleased to see a vote for the hedgehog option.

Spiritual Amnesia · 04.01.2006, 04:20 AM

i voted for

fly like a bat

Iain · 04.01.2006, 04:21 AM

Huh.....spin a web like a spider. That strikes me as the best one there.

pokkeherrie · 04.01.2006, 08:56 AM

swim like a shark, for the same reason as hip priest. a strange and unknown, yet beautiful world is out there to explore. it would be so much easier when you didn't need any equipment, had a good swimming speed and would be able to go much deeper than the 40 meters or so that your human body and PADI-certificate allow you.

RdTv · 04.01.2006, 09:54 AM

fly like a bat, and the second jump like a flea, also spin a web like a spider

samuel · 04.01.2006, 10:31 AM

chew like a beaver!

Trasher02 · 04.01.2006, 10:58 AM

sleep like a cat!

View Poll Results: Given the chance, I would most like to...
...fly like a bat	13	41.94%
...use sonar like a bat	1	3.23%
...roar like a lion	1	3.23%
...swim like a shark	3	9.68%
...track scent like a foxhound	1	3.23%
...make a web like a spider	1	3.23%
...sleep like a cat	7	22.58%
...chew like a beaver	2	6.45%
...jump like a flea	0	0%
...curl up like a hedgehog	2	6.45%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

03.31.2006, 04:54 AM	#1
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	You've got ten to choose from, but you may select only one! Perhaps you could tell us about your choice, and maybe which second ability you'd like as back up? Enjoy. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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03.31.2006, 05:20 AM	#2
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Of course, I voted roar like a Lion. To me there's no animal as fierce & powerful as the Lion, so naturally, I'd love to have that kind of power. But then again, every rasta would vote roar like a Lion. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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03.31.2006, 05:55 AM	#3
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Why didn't you include "lick your own genitals like a dog"? __________________
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03.31.2006, 06:04 AM	#5
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I would say fly, because it seems as though that must be a very liberating sensation. Otherwise, despite being arachnaphobic, I'd vote for being able to make a web, because that one ability is so key to their survival. Webs amazingly strong, self-generated (I'm sure there's some technical term for that that I don't know), and they provide both their shelter and their means of catching prey for sustenance. And they are probably one of nature's most beautiful geometric designs. And, like, Toby Maguire could do it, so it must be, like, cool.
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03.31.2006, 04:30 PM	#6
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Fly like a bat!!! __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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03.31.2006, 09:26 PM	#7
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Fly like a bat. I have many flying dreams and I am sad when I wake up. When I am really tired, I desire to sleep upside down like batman. If it were not for the blood going to the head, I would think it was the best way to sleep.
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04.01.2006, 12:03 AM	#9
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	how bout "fuck like a stallion" __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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04.01.2006, 12:22 AM	#10
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Or, be fucked like a stallion by a girl in a beastiality porn. (ha ha) __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.01.2006, 12:36 AM	#11
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Chew like a beaver...niiicceee. That would be pretty sweet, if I got in any fights, I could just bite them and they'll be down
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04.01.2006, 12:41 AM	#12
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Hell, you wouldn't even have to fight if you could roar like a lion. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.01.2006, 02:41 AM	#13
Magublafix children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Austria Posts: 177	Fly like a bat...
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04.01.2006, 04:08 AM	#14
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I settled on swimming like a shark. I'd like to explore the fauna and flora of the world's seas and oceans, and if I was happy swimming in freshwater too I could do the great rivers and places like Baikal Lake in Siberia. Pleased to see a vote for the hedgehog option. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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04.01.2006, 04:20 AM	#15
Spiritual Amnesia children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: austria -> vienna Posts: 264	i voted for fly like a bat
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04.01.2006, 04:21 AM	#16
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Huh.....spin a web like a spider. That strikes me as the best one there.
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04.01.2006, 08:56 AM	#17
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	swim like a shark, for the same reason as hip priest. a strange and unknown, yet beautiful world is out there to explore. it would be so much easier when you didn't need any equipment, had a good swimming speed and would be able to go much deeper than the 40 meters or so that your human body and PADI-certificate allow you.
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04.01.2006, 09:54 AM	#18
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	fly like a bat, and the second jump like a flea, also spin a web like a spider
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04.01.2006, 10:31 AM	#19
samuel the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,174	chew like a beaver!
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04.01.2006, 10:58 AM	#20
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	sleep like a cat! __________________ 666
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