Tetris is a highly sexualized game.

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 10:00 AM

The other night I thought I turned into a Tetris piece. I floated around my room singing analogously and changing shapes and wondering what I would say to other Tetrii if they knocked on my door.

Then I fantasized about sticking myself into another group of Tetris pieces and it it occured to me the sexual nature of the game. It was a big enlightening moment at the time. In the Tetris world, the fatter the girl, the more satisfying the sex would be. But it wouldn't really be that satisfying because you can only stick it in once, ever. Then you explode.
Imagine if you could never go backwards in life. You'd just walk down the sidewalk and keep walking forwards. You can move left and right, but never back. And if you happen to come across a hot girl, you could stick it in her once and that's it.
Imagine this - what if we are Tetris pieces in a game programmed by four dimensional creatures? And they're allowed to go backwards in TIME, but we're not. Wouldn't sex be great if you could go back in time? You'd be all, "Oops, wrong hole.." EEEEMMIIT...And you get to try again. I'm pretty sure that if you went back in time, it would make a sound like "emit." I bet that's why Emmitt Smith was so good at football. Maybe it would go BETTISSS ... If he doesn't do it right, he goes back in time and tries again. Or maybe he goes back in htims. I dunno.
These are the things I thought about. The next day, the story seemed stupid. I'm posting it anyway because my psychiatrist told me that I should not care what other people think and only do what I think is right. And at the time I thought it was very right.

jon boy · 11.10.2006, 11:08 AM

if thats tetris just imagine chess.

schizophrenicroom · 11.10.2006, 11:16 AM

jon boy · 11.10.2006, 11:28 AM

[quote=Nefeli]ugh remember that mel brooks movie..with a scene of chess with actual people being the parts of it? and it ended up in an orgy?
chess never felt the same after watching this and i was only 11 years old.[quote]

that made me laugh.

i never felt the same after watching superman as a kid and my dad telling me how he liked lois lane. i never watched her the same after that.

nomowish · 11.10.2006, 11:30 AM

Thanks, just more proof of the ubiquity of sex.

And what's the deal with that pink tip?

Пятхъдесят Шест · 11.11.2006, 01:26 PM

Obessed with Tetris here. In fact I was just playing.

ni'k · 11.11.2006, 09:59 PM

texas is a highly moleman sexualised mane

Alex's Trip · 11.11.2006, 09:59 PM

Fuck you, ni'k! You will not be the person to have the last post in everythread!

ni'k · 11.11.2006, 10:02 PM

Noone Can Outrun The Flash

Alex's Trip · 11.11.2006, 10:05 PM

I'm done now.

ni'k · 11.11.2006, 10:06 PM

Fuck You Is A Highly Centralised Name

touch me i'm sick · 11.11.2006, 11:52 PM

tetris is porbably my favorite compute3r gameh

11.10.2006, 10:00 AM	#1
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	The other night I thought I turned into a Tetris piece. I floated around my room singing analogously and changing shapes and wondering what I would say to other Tetrii if they knocked on my door. Then I fantasized about sticking myself into another group of Tetris pieces and it it occured to me the sexual nature of the game. It was a big enlightening moment at the time. In the Tetris world, the fatter the girl, the more satisfying the sex would be. But it wouldn't really be that satisfying because you can only stick it in once, ever. Then you explode. Imagine if you could never go backwards in life. You'd just walk down the sidewalk and keep walking forwards. You can move left and right, but never back. And if you happen to come across a hot girl, you could stick it in her once and that's it. Imagine this - what if we are Tetris pieces in a game programmed by four dimensional creatures? And they're allowed to go backwards in TIME, but we're not. Wouldn't sex be great if you could go back in time? You'd be all, "Oops, wrong hole.." EEEEMMIIT...And you get to try again. I'm pretty sure that if you went back in time, it would make a sound like "emit." I bet that's why Emmitt Smith was so good at football. Maybe it would go BETTISSS ... If he doesn't do it right, he goes back in time and tries again. Or maybe he goes back in htims. I dunno. These are the things I thought about. The next day, the story seemed stupid. I'm posting it anyway because my psychiatrist told me that I should not care what other people think and only do what I think is right. And at the time I thought it was very right.
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11.10.2006, 11:08 AM	#2
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	if thats tetris just imagine chess. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.10.2006, 11:16 AM	#3
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	a++ __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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11.10.2006, 11:28 AM	#4
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	[quote=Nefeli]ugh remember that mel brooks movie..with a scene of chess with actual people being the parts of it? and it ended up in an orgy? chess never felt the same after watching this and i was only 11 years old.[quote] that made me laugh. i never felt the same after watching superman as a kid and my dad telling me how he liked lois lane. i never watched her the same after that. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.10.2006, 11:30 AM	#5
nomowish children of satan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Miami Posts: 373	Thanks, just more proof of the ubiquity of sex. And what's the deal with that pink tip?
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11.11.2006, 01:26 PM	#6
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Obessed with Tetris here. In fact I was just playing.
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11.11.2006, 09:59 PM	#7
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	texas is a highly moleman sexualised mane
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11.11.2006, 09:59 PM	#8
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Fuck you, ni'k! You will not be the person to have the last post in everythread!
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11.11.2006, 10:02 PM	#9
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	Noone Can Outrun The Flash
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I'm done now.
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11.11.2006, 10:06 PM	#11
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	Fuck You Is A Highly Centralised Name
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11.11.2006, 11:52 PM	#12
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	tetris is porbably my favorite compute3r gameh
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