Why is Porky a Bitter old Hag?

SynthethicalY · 12.28.2006, 05:53 PM

Well?

Trasher02 · 12.28.2006, 05:53 PM

He has sand in his vagina.

Trasher02 · 12.28.2006, 05:54 PM

He's on the rag or as some would say "on the period".

finding nobody · 12.28.2006, 05:54 PM

Trasher02 · 12.28.2006, 05:56 PM

Aah the sand vagina!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.28.2006, 06:12 PM

and he has aids

Trasher02 · 12.28.2006, 06:13 PM

And he has a very small penis.
Is there any other reason why he would act so cranky all the time?
I guess not.

Danny Himself · 12.28.2006, 06:16 PM

Good mental health, Sonic Gossip.

Norma J · 12.28.2006, 06:22 PM

It's because he wants to get banned from this here messageboard. He comes here to be the big man, because in reality, he is far from the big man. Therefore he will do anything to crave attention. But this craving of attention brings along with it obsessions, this board being one obsession that he can't pull away from. Hence all the shit threads and hate he spits out on the board. And for this very reason, is why I hope he does not get banned. And well, it is quite funny watching him make a dick of himself.

Trasher02 · 12.28.2006, 06:24 PM

Porkie got owned.

Norma J · 12.28.2006, 06:24 PM

True. These teeth are a burden for him.

atsonicpark · 10.16.2009, 02:53 AM

He's not so bad.

Genteel Death · 10.16.2009, 03:07 AM

Pfft. I get this sort of stuff from ugly looking gays who want to marry me all the time. Being sexy is not always easy, you know?

atsonicpark · 10.16.2009, 03:24 AM

I remember on the old board there was a thread called "fuck atsonicpark" that had like 30 replies and I never even bothered reading it all or replying. Shrug...

Though I am sorta starting to like the idea of anti-[insert username] threads, I think they're funny.

Genteel Death · 10.16.2009, 03:59 AM

They didn't have facebook back then, did they, atsonicpark?

atsonicpark · 10.16.2009, 04:05 AM

Beats me.

nicfit · 10.16.2009, 04:15 AM

porky is not old.

Toilet & Bowels · 10.16.2009, 04:48 AM

he needs to get some pussy

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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	He has sand in his vagina. __________________ 666
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	He's on the rag or as some would say "on the period". __________________ 666
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Aah the sand vagina! __________________ 666
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	It's because he wants to get banned from this here messageboard. He comes here to be the big man, because in reality, he is far from the big man. Therefore he will do anything to crave attention. But this craving of attention brings along with it obsessions, this board being one obsession that he can't pull away from. Hence all the shit threads and hate he spits out on the board. And for this very reason, is why I hope he does not get banned. And well, it is quite funny watching him make a dick of himself. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Porkie got owned. __________________ 666
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	True. These teeth are a burden for him. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I remember on the old board there was a thread called "fuck atsonicpark" that had like 30 replies and I never even bothered reading it all or replying. Shrug... Though I am sorta starting to like the idea of anti-[insert username] threads, I think they're funny. __________________
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	he needs to get some pussy
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