04.14.2006, 11:26 PM | #1 |
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white chedder cheez-its
black coffee fydor dostoyevsky bowel movement salmon bisk jacking off in the bathroom at school sleeping
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04.14.2006, 11:31 PM | #2 |
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I never jacked off in the bathroom at school. The bathroom at my first job, yes. I always had these crazy sexual fantasies that a customer would want it really bad and jump me.
Ummmm, yeah, Dostoyevsky, Sleeping, Eating, songs with eargasms, making sexy eye contact with a girl you have never talked to or met before. |
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04.15.2006, 05:12 AM | #3 | |
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Spine tingles just before coming up; Really strong Stilton; certain carpets; satin; the love of a good woman; fellatio.
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04.15.2006, 05:31 AM | #4 |
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Is this a spin off of Woddy Allens "What makes life worth living"?
Listening to the half of the Washing Machine song
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04.15.2006, 06:52 AM | #5 |
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concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts music music my guitar my amplificator my dog astronomy love mathematics and that's all
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04.15.2006, 09:17 AM | #6 | |
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You have to love a guy who uses the word "fellatio." Oh dear, where to begin: Having your hair played with I like the term "eargasms" so I'll steal that, and echo SJIND's sentiment Lattes The consistency of pudding Stopping for a piss on a roadtrip Backscratches Endorphins Getting immersed in a book Asiago cheese Someone idly stroking your face Wait, are we talking actual physical sensations, or things we simply dig? This list could go on for ages. |
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04.15.2006, 09:25 AM | #7 | |
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I just went through this a couple of days ago at school. As for the jackin' part I think I did that once. |
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04.15.2006, 09:31 AM | #8 |
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The smell of new carpet for sure
Friends in general Watching a realy good movie with a really good ending
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04.15.2006, 09:46 AM | #9 | |
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So we can separate everyones favourites so far into: Bodily functions, sexual pleasures and carpet? Does that not strike anyone else as a bit weird?
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04.15.2006, 09:49 AM | #10 |
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Carpet is omnipresent in your everyday existence. You probably have more bodily contact with carpet than you do with any other object. Its quality is intrinsic to the human state of mind.
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04.15.2006, 09:50 AM | #11 |
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There is no carpet in my home.
Carpet free zone here. I loves the wood. |
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04.15.2006, 09:53 AM | #12 | |
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04.15.2006, 09:53 AM | #13 |
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"Most of the world is carpeted. & one day we will do the cleaning."
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04.15.2006, 09:55 AM | #14 | |
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Easy to clean, yes. And I need no carpet-cult to do the cleaning either! (thanks for not taking the obvious set-up) |
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04.15.2006, 09:56 AM | #15 |
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Seinfeld really is a definitive life manual.
Ooh your name reminds me - I LOVE plunging my hands into the cold guts of a pumpkin and tearing them out. It's so cathartic. |
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Carpet-cult? Is that like a group of rug-munchers? HA ha ha Oh god, someone kill me I'm on juvenile-joke-overload Give me a lobotomy |
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04.15.2006, 09:58 AM | #17 |
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Re: your edit -
It'll happen eventually. I am unable to control these childish impulses. |
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----By "pumpkin," she actually means "baby," and by "cold guts" she really means "vital organs." |
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04.15.2006, 09:59 AM | #19 | |
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As a side-line, does anyone apart from Americans actually get Seinfeld? It really doesn't make any sense to me. I know a fair few people (Jews, largely) who go farther and find it actively quite offensive and rubbish. Can anyone non-American explain it to me?
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04.15.2006, 09:59 AM | #20 |
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I know what you're talking about truncated. There's nothing like that feeling of holding pimpkin innards in your hand, & thinking there some foriegn substance. LIke calves brains. Fuck Yeah!
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