First (Date) Impression... - Page 5

demonrail666 · 07.20.2008, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I hope you kicked mister "I wanna get it on now" in the cock. Stupid twat.

I HATE public snogging! I find it really horrible and about as "intimate" as a night with Paris fucking Hilton. I don't mind guys kissing in gay bars (we're allowed

), but people trying to dry hump each other in "normal" bars is gross.

So what's the difference between doing the unnecessary in a gay bar compared to a 'normal' one?

Edit - Scratch that. It's the 'we're allowed' thing. I appreciate that.

Derek · 07.20.2008, 06:50 AM

Hey look, I've never been on a "date"

MellySingsDoom · 07.20.2008, 06:56 AM

I have, and have been so shy that I end up getting hilariously/embarrassingly drunk, then end up feeling guilty for being such a twat. Needless to say I'm not wildly fond of them at t'moment.

Derek · 07.20.2008, 07:47 AM

I didn't know people still went on dates, well people my age anyway.

✌➬ · 07.20.2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek

I didn't know people still went on dates, well people my age anyway.

Gay guys are romantic like that.

MellySingsDoom · 07.20.2008, 06:12 PM

Yes we are, except, er, when we;re not. How goes it, Symbol Guy?

✌➬ · 07.20.2008, 06:14 PM

Tired look at the "DANCE" thread love.

07.22.2008, 02:20 AM

It wasn't a date as such, but this story is relevant.

I had liked this girl for a while, and she liked me according to a number of different sources, so i invited her to hangout around at my house with a few other people (we hung out with eachother before so it was nothing big). so my friend brought around his big shisha pipe and some whiskey, and i had a lot of beer and started drinking really early (without having eaten anything).

my friend sets up the pipe and after a while it's just me and the girl on the room, sharing the pipe and talking (at least i THINK i was talking...); the next thing i know is the coal from the top of the pipe is on my carpet and it's fucking burning. I take another huge swig of whiskey and make a comment about how my life is not worth living anymore. anyway, the girl cleans up the carpet and i'm sitting on the floor next to her going (from what i can remember) "clean the carpet and i will love you forever", i said it about 20 times or so.

then i remember sitting back on the sofa with her and saying "i like you, you know, like i really like you... i like you... i like you". that's all i remember really. then i woke up on my bed, my friend in a pool of vomit and an ambulance on it's way...

needless to say i completely fucked things up.

demonrail666 · 07.22.2008, 02:23 AM

Why go on dates when for an extra 30 you can get the full 'girlfriend experience' as an extra?

acousticrock87 · 07.22.2008, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Why go on dates when for an extra 30 you can get the full 'girlfriend experience' as an extra?

And skip the whole ball-and-chain thing? Who would want to do that?

foxforce5 · 07.22.2008, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'm not square, i just think PDA is gross

Public displays of affection are nauseating. Public displays of insemination, on the other hand...

The first date I ever went on was with a girl who worked at a coffee shop I always went to, I invited her to go to a local national park, we ended up shootin shit in a tepee later on. I've been living with her for the last 2 years and it's been great.

demonrail666 · 07.22.2008, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by foxforce5

Public displays of affection are nauseating. Public displays of insemination, on the other hand...

The first date I ever went on was with a girl who worked at a coffee shop I always went to, I invited her to go to a local national park, we ended up shootin shit in a tepee later on. I've been living with her for the last 2 years and it's been great.

Wow, what a great story. Seriously. That's awesome.

acousticrock87 · 07.22.2008, 04:46 AM

Reminds me of a song.

The last few months I have been living with this couple.
Yeah, you know, the kind who buy everything in doubles.
They fit together, like a puzzle.
And I love their love and I am thankful
That someone actually receives the prize that was promised
By all those fairy tales that drugged us.
And they still do me.
I'm sick, lonely,
No laurel tree, just green envy.
Will my number come up eventually?
Like Love is some kind of lottery,
Where you can scratch and see what is underneath.
It's "Sorry"
Just one cherry
"Play Again."
Get lucky.

07.20.2008, 06:50 AM	#82
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Hey look, I've never been on a "date"
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07.20.2008, 06:56 AM	#83
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I have, and have been so shy that I end up getting hilariously/embarrassingly drunk, then end up feeling guilty for being such a twat. Needless to say I'm not wildly fond of them at t'moment. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.20.2008, 07:47 AM	#84
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	I didn't know people still went on dates, well people my age anyway.
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07.20.2008, 06:12 PM	#86
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Yes we are, except, er, when we;re not. How goes it, Symbol Guy? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.20.2008, 06:14 PM	#87
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Tired look at the "DANCE" thread love. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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07.22.2008, 02:20 AM	#88
vegans4veal Posts: n/a	It wasn't a date as such, but this story is relevant. I had liked this girl for a while, and she liked me according to a number of different sources, so i invited her to hangout around at my house with a few other people (we hung out with eachother before so it was nothing big). so my friend brought around his big shisha pipe and some whiskey, and i had a lot of beer and started drinking really early (without having eaten anything). my friend sets up the pipe and after a while it's just me and the girl on the room, sharing the pipe and talking (at least i THINK i was talking...); the next thing i know is the coal from the top of the pipe is on my carpet and it's fucking burning. I take another huge swig of whiskey and make a comment about how my life is not worth living anymore. anyway, the girl cleans up the carpet and i'm sitting on the floor next to her going (from what i can remember) "clean the carpet and i will love you forever", i said it about 20 times or so. then i remember sitting back on the sofa with her and saying "i like you, you know, like i really like you... i like you... i like you". that's all i remember really. then i woke up on my bed, my friend in a pool of vomit and an ambulance on it's way... needless to say i completely fucked things up.
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07.22.2008, 02:23 AM	#89
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Why go on dates when for an extra 30 you can get the full 'girlfriend experience' as an extra?
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07.22.2008, 04:46 AM	#93
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Reminds me of a song. The last few months I have been living with this couple. Yeah, you know, the kind who buy everything in doubles. They fit together, like a puzzle. And I love their love and I am thankful That someone actually receives the prize that was promised By all those fairy tales that drugged us. And they still do me. I'm sick, lonely, No laurel tree, just green envy. Will my number come up eventually? Like Love is some kind of lottery, Where you can scratch and see what is underneath. It's "Sorry" Just one cherry "Play Again." Get lucky.
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