a customer gave me fifty bucks to kill a roach - Page 2

cars_willkillyou · 01.29.2009, 09:57 PM

i call cockroaches "jerry" or "garrett" garretts are the larger ones. Like the palmetto roach that are as big as the palm of your hand and fly around and shit.

I have nothing more to contribute to this thread.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.29.2009, 10:19 PM

cars_willkillyou · 01.29.2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

i can contribute to this as well.

uhler · 01.30.2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

i actually thought that is what she ment when she called.

uhler · 01.30.2009, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

congatulations.
(did you tell her to wash the dildo?)

haha. i was pretty shocked that she didn't hide it before she had me kill the roach.

MellySingsDoom · 01.30.2009, 06:11 AM

Did you kill the roach with the dildo, uhler?

ALIEN ANAL · 01.30.2009, 07:18 AM

i cant kill anything these days
im so protective of the wild mice in my work building
and i never kill spiders or other creatures

!@#$%! · 01.30.2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Did you kill the roach with the dildo, uhler?

the roach "went into hiding" in a "cave" and he had to shove that dildo in to crush the bug. repeatedly, to be sure the roach was dead.

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